CaraCompass I went to the science museum last week. While I was there, my bank card fell from my pocket and was lost amidst the crowd. I ran to security -
“Hm. We’ll call lost and found.”
“No,” says another guard, “they’re not enough. You have to call The Control Room.”
@benjohnbarnes …so I uninstalled all Twitter apps from my phone. But I do still dip in occasionally.
@benjohnbarnes I have noticed that this place is not so good for my mental health these days (perhaps just because it reflects current reality!)…
Download Jim Rockford’s Answering Machine Messages as MP3s goo.gl/C7O0g8 via @openculture
paulcoxon 50 years ago today, in a cold field outside Cambridge, PhD student Jocelyn Bell Burnell found signals from the first radio pulsar bbc.co.uk/science/space/… pic.twitter.com/I9AMZFpmX3
majicDave It’s OK, I have to enter in my password five times in order to download a free app on my kid’s iPad. It all balances out. twitter.com/lemiorhan/stat…
lemiorhan Dear @AppleSupport, we noticed a *HUGE* security issue at MacOS High Sierra. Anyone can login as “root” with empty password after clicking on login button several times. Are you aware of it @Apple?
Tomorrow will be day 5 of @DPD_UK trying to get a parcel from their Bristol depot to me in Bristol. It only took two days to get here from France…
simonblackwell @dollyalderton @TheSTMagazine In the sitcom I did recently I wanted to have someone say (not sing) the words “imagine no possessions”. It was legaled out. Was told we’d have to pay for the lyric. So, ironically, the Lennon Estate owns the words “imagine no possessions”.
Alexa just put trumpets on my shopping list instead of crumpets. Tempted to run with it.
Liminal. #bristol pic.twitter.com/F3e24NUXoV
TechnicallyRon How to be an adult:
-have no money
-buy things
-have less money
-buy more things
-where is my money is going
-buy things
-I should stop buying things
-buy things
-Where is my money
Ignore me; I’m just checking to see if my Tweetnest installation can now cope with tweets longer than 140 characters :D Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Cras at elit nibh, in pretium tellus. Donec id dui mi. Nam malesuada, velit sed porta mollis, dolor
A three-inch fire hydrant cover four feet in front of its sign. #arcana ift.tt/2A5zfE6 pic.twitter.com/AEpmFYid0D
@chubbybannister Amen.
@jckarter It should put lisp in brackets.
@shezza_t I wish I could get that far. Yet another day has gone by when they said they’d deliver. They *used* to be good.
gossjam Le down et le safe pic.twitter.com/BfKCWAUGS0
Avon_Stories The light on the Avon mud is extraordinary today pic.twitter.com/X3dFKsF1Az
sacha_is_good FISH FINGER PASTA. THIS IS ALL I AM EATING UNTIL I DIE. THIS IS MY GREATEST EVER BREAKFAST. WHERE IS MY KNIGHTHOOD. pic.twitter.com/NNJtz1dYiI
No, I don’t have a problem. I can stop buying notebooks any time. ift.tt/2B9K7hi pic.twitter.com/VlOLACS8yN
Morning treetops. ift.tt/2BgxvWB pic.twitter.com/lBAM1V3riD
Nearly two hours into my one-hour delivery window and I suspect DPD may not be turning up. 📦 😢
Terabytes were bigger when I were a lad. ift.tt/2iOTXyz pic.twitter.com/IbfJvLqNzp
waiyeehong HEY, YOU! It’s #BlackFriday. We’re not doing anything special for it, but do us a solid, and shop with a family-run..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…az
Hurrah! Cartridges arrived at last 😀 ift.tt/2zxmS4F pic.twitter.com/VwxROJhdxJ
catekitchen Anyone else have emails that you leave unread in your inbox cause you know you sort of need to deal with them and t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wb
@saltwateritch @corylus @Dru_Marland @guriben If you want to see a lot of pens in person, the South West Pen show is coming up in February 😀
@saltwateritch @corylus @Dru_Marland @guriben Yur. That’s the Namiki. cultpens.com/i/q/NM02622/na…
@saltwateritch @corylus @Dru_Marland @guriben I never travel with ‘em, but I do have a few lying around. You can have any colour as long as it’s black. pic.twitter.com/uyWHRKibnv
@saltwateritch @corylus @Dru_Marland @guriben I managed to destroy my cousin Simon’s carpet in a not-dissimilar incident. Always rather careful with the bottles these days.
@guriben @Dru_Marland (It’s destined to be a simple work pen, but I wanted to try it because people rave about these, and the Lamy 2000…)
@guriben @Dru_Marland I don’t know yet! It came with a blue cartridge, but I’m saving it for when the black ones arrive tomorrow!
First Lamy. ift.tt/2B41ro9 pic.twitter.com/uThWnVow13
An “I did my annual bookkeeping and sent everything off to the accountant” treat. ift.tt/2hJBkeE pic.twitter.com/VrZFbIXLDh
Well, technically it probably reduced the average age..twitter.com/DrLindseyFitz/…3U
Mud and sky ift.tt/2B1qRDL pic.twitter.com/doiclSUu3N
Winter light. ift.tt/2zVQFB6 pic.twitter.com/0evrQjTV6Z
Chainwheel. #igersbristol ift.tt/2ixhuDX pic.twitter.com/QG8qtNpkWv
Interesting feature of my new #Nokia 3—the compass always points almost exactly 180˚ from north…pic.twitter.com/OccIOsw5akk
£99 bargain for app testing ;) ift.tt/2yWvpJX pic.twitter.com/s4vZX1Yhfg
marcoarment The best laptop ever made: marco.org/2017/11/14/bes…
shitlondon Just discovered an @SouthernRailUK life hack! pic.twitter.com/UYkX4YEA0R
Office perks. ift.tt/2moLiqX pic.twitter.com/NQGdLReDcp
@ghostfinder The Collector’s Edition appears virtually the same. Claims 14:9 on the box. Crop seems same from what I’ve looked through. The frames actually seem a teensy bit wider, but no higher! (First pic original, second pic Collector’s) pic.twitter.com/1jhOMpavlW
Into the park. pic.twitter.com/6XbQKuUPsY
@ghostfinder It seems worth taking a punt on the “Collector’s Edition” DVD (maybe secondhand) just to see what’s different…
@ghostfinder Yes, even I can tell something odd’s going on: it sure as heck isn’t 4:3 when it plays, is it? Didn’t know it was a crop down.
Checking my DVD rip of Ultraviolet is working. Young Idris Elba klaxon. pic.twitter.com/gySfT4E0p6
cbrookmyre I feel kind of bad that this Amazon customer didn’t realise my new book is science fiction. My publishers should ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7d
That might be the first one I’d actually vote for. twitter.com/randombrexit/s…
@jukesie I’d say so. Bloody atmospheric, amazing acting—especially from Idris Elba—and still a great take on the idea.
Stands the test of time. ift.tt/2ABQYAD pic.twitter.com/2TpzMG74Fj
@ghostfinder Um. Mine just says PAL 4:3 on the box. Does that help? I know sod all about aspect ratios.
@wood5y @archidave @chubbybannister I am aware of this. But I personally would still count them as footwear, given that they were worn on one’s foot.
@archidave @chubbybannister I’m now imagining some excellent footwear.
@iamashley Canon have the “green rectangle” beginners’ auto-everything mode that might give them a chance and I 100% always only remember that after they’ve taken the shot.
bigfinish Next year celebrates 40 years of #Blakes7 and we’ve a special tale to tell with The Way Ahead ->..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WQ
Mission accomplished. Bootstrapped with a cotton reel, then upped to an offcut of lamp pullcord, and finally dragge..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QE
I love the colours my little Acer goes through at this time of year. ift.tt/2AAJfmH pic.twitter.com/kcdAfIDz9Q
@csoanes Good luck! I’m still slowly getting back down to a weight where I might be able to run without doing my knees in…
How I typically spend the first hour of a Saturday. (NB: this is a dramatised recreation using last Saturday’s puz…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AvrJ
MorgonGrogg Preposterous! pic.twitter.com/2loL6xlR44
@FirstBSA Was waiting at Black Boy Hill southbound stop to come down Whiteladies Road. 9 came down hill in outside..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HG
Hrm. Did the number 9 route change this week, or did that @FirstBSA driver just take the wrong turn, I wonder.
So if you ask me/Where do we go from here/My next destination even isn’t really that clear…..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VW
j4 Not good for hill starts pic.twitter.com/JieesyQNAB
philsadelphia introvert/extrovert quizzes are so funny bc they’re always like
1. Where are you happiest?
A) Reading a book by m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Uw
Evening. ift.tt/2zrSQy1 pic.twitter.com/X6lWAQ5GS5
Perpetually happy. ift.tt/2yEZJwy pic.twitter.com/9uLI0wZJKF
@mouse_runs Excellent :D
The leaves were trying to warm me, I’m sure of it. ift.tt/2lYO9Xr pic.twitter.com/NBCkeX7UJM
@BradyHaran @cgpgrey *Looks around nervously* 🚶♀️ 🤛
@BradyHaran @cgpgrey That moment when you’re walking through Bristol and Brady makes walking through Bristol punching 50 people his analogy.
randombrexit Flange Brexit
I highly suggest going and looking at the moon right now. #bristol
Reactions. #graysonperry pic.twitter.com/nEmNoWJFp2
Amphitheatre. pic.twitter.com/Og3KnupnIR
Evenin’. #bristol pic.twitter.com/21q8BUFrHQ
@MillieBooLewis Ta!
itvnews Unexploded Second World War bomb confirmed to be huge courgette 🥒🥒🥒
itv.com/news/2017-11-0… pic.twitter.com/aDyiNwRny4
@wood5y You mean they’re not going to have any tartan paint or a left-handed screwdriver?!?
The long wait. ift.tt/2j15VIw pic.twitter.com/isJZ6Ix1KK
MakingBlakes7 SCRIPT: Reverse to show our first view of what will be our major set throughout the series. The whole deck should b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…IK
Last one from this morning. flic.kr/p/2133wMd pic.twitter.com/Jppz52IP3i
@talkie_tim *blush* Thanks!
MakingBlakes7 TERRY NATION: Paul Darrow took hold of the part and made it his own. He gave it much better dimensions than I’d eve..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ur
@guriben Yur. I was in Cambridge Park for a while. Definitely prefer it this way round-easy downhill in the evening!
@guriben Oh yes. Working at top of Black Boy Hill at the mo, so the walk to work is a… joy. Let’s call it joy.
@guriben Thanks! Glad I dragged
myself up the hill this morning :)
On the walk to work #igersbristol ift.tt/2z7fzgA pic.twitter.com/Ri3vvowAgg
Nothing to see here. #igersbristol ift.tt/2z7HQDL pic.twitter.com/dDfhetFN8U