hippy_jon I’ve found that stuffed fox wine table you’ve been looking for. pic.twitter.com/5oYOtj872q
@thomasvenables WE WERE PROMISED FLYING BUSES.
@David_on_a_bike What do you expect? Miracles?
Goodness. A lesser-spotted Metrobus in the wild. You wait years for one, and then one comes along, two years late. pic.twitter.com/YsTPAuXKvP
mollybackes Depression commercials always talk about sadness but they never mention that sneaky symptom that everyone with depression knows all too well: the Impossible Task. pic.twitter.com/lPix73WO2d
I always appreciate a barberpun. pic.twitter.com/2I4zoKLLNx
New lamp mirror selfie. pic.twitter.com/Ch85llCpAn
mrchrisaddison Right. Can all these fuckers with their contrary fucking food revelations please get in a big room and fucking figure out who’s right and shut the fuck up until they’re sure. twitter.com/thetimes/statu…
jsmooth995 The code for the bathroom at this Starbucks is 90210 which the young barista passed on matter-of-factly as “nine zero two one zero” causing me to crumble into infinity dust
aardvarsk Shitty airline travel is the absolute pinnacle of humanity to me. We found a way to soar through the high untrespassed sanctity of space and also found a way to make it suck the whole time. Absolutely iconic work by the species.
@_pigeons_ A special version just for you. I know how much you like sharpening and the HDR “look”. @Bingo_Little pic.twitter.com/nDOyqFVIsu
Coming soon: my patent-pending inflatable driftwood provides foreground for photographers for any beach scene, and folds back down into your camera bag when done. pic.twitter.com/qb9yXora1z
Bristolvor I have been looking at buying a lamp over the last week look at some of these options I have seen. pic.twitter.com/NYodS5s4M6
With @Bingo_Little’s help, I tried to create an eighties indie band album cover. @_pigeons_ pic.twitter.com/MOH8PDcisj
Went on a Severn Beach Adventure[tm] with @Bingo_Little and @_pigeons_. pic.twitter.com/0ehF4KAGgO
@_pigeons_ @Bingo_Little D’you think our albino flamingo might’ve been an egret? rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wild…
Avon_Stories At Severn Beach pic.twitter.com/Xa0RXcJCZ8
How I feel when I get caught up in Twitter. pic.twitter.com/pov2C2SLHI
From a Bank Holiday walk with @Bingo_Little and @_pigeons_ pic.twitter.com/GfdgTKc3VN
Spike Island espaliered pear. pic.twitter.com/m4gG288Pro
Anyone know if you can buy cans of fire-roasted tomatoes in Bristol?
I bought a bed a few weeks ago. I wonder how long it’ll be before all the adverts on the internet aren’t trying to get me to buy another bed. After all, I’m clearly interested in collecting beds.
PaulMMCooper The drought in Central Europe has shrunk the rivers & exposed “hunger stones”, where people of the past recorded droughts & the famines they caused.
One of the stones recently uncovered in the Elbe is carved with the words, “If you see me, weep.”
Source: npr.org/2018/08/24/641… pic.twitter.com/nyxM34CwVK
Swan_Sanctuary The future of Britain’s wildlife is in your hands
The Swan Sanctuary’s response to Pets Choice campaign - Ban the Bread.
We strongly disagree with the idea that the campaign will improve the health of swans… facebook.com/TheSwanSanctua…
BCVA in Bedmo really do sell some strange things in their commercial auctions. thebcva.co.uk/222-lot-960-FA… pic.twitter.com/mmKLaP7uxc
doug_parr Drivers know #airpollution is harming them and their cities - 80% back excluding #diesel vehicles from around schools and hospitals theguardian.com/environment/20…
@chubbybannister I now have an image of a bunch of disreputable employees smoking cheese toasties outside the fire escape.
mrmarkmillar Masaaki Kurihara, the actor who played MONKEY, is alive, well, acting, car-racing and still singing in his band aged 72. pic.twitter.com/1EfZq8rYUi
Polishing my clock. #notaeuphemism pic.twitter.com/9Z4WzSqCsl
MakingBlakes7 MICHAEL KEATING: I must admit, I was hungover a lot of the time on Blake’s 7. It’s not ideal when there are explosions going off all around you.
#Blakes7 pic.twitter.com/Q27UwhFK3y
Avon_Stories I’ve (finally) updated my website with photos, maps and blogs from this summer’s walks - 2 with @gothick & @Bingo_Little:
Exploring the source(s) of the Avon
avonstories.com/2018/08/16/sou…
Eastwood Farm lagoon & Strad Brook, the Bristol/South Glos boundary stream
avonstories.com/2018/08/18/eas…
@ahnlak I’ve found both aluminium and stainless steel quite the deterrent.
@ahnlak Yes. They have to be chew-resistant and be able to write in a bath.
Also: new carpet! Hurrah! I can start putting stuff back in the bedroom. pic.twitter.com/UHkATAvjhF
New @Schon_DSGN crosswording pen. This is all @_penaddictfm’s fault. pic.twitter.com/gr1ZKP4Hq6
RochdaleHerald Leaked Bond script just ninety minutes of Idris Elba’s Aston Martin being stopped by police
rochdaleherald.co.uk/2018/08/18/lea…
I think my favourite object at Hardwick Hall was this Nuremberg chest, ca. 1600, with an amazing intricate multi-point locking system worked by a single key. pic.twitter.com/5xPVouQHK5
From the Metrobus flyover. pic.twitter.com/LlytzKZzNp
@thomasvenables They have a better luggage allowance than RyanAir.
@Kavey Nope, but the repair company don’t work weekends, so earliest I can chase is tomorrow. And I’m quite enjoying this Qashqai anyway :D
@Kavey I was trying to find the button to open the filler cap and these wings just folded out…
@Bristolvor Bamburgh Castle, Northumberland.
I have now flown away from Northumberland, but it certainly left me with some things to remember :D pic.twitter.com/6IC9BheR5k
Sand/castle. pic.twitter.com/8UCcpxTBgc
RobGMacfarlane “Granting legal personhood to rivers is just one step in an ongoing transformation in how humans view their place in the natural world”: I’d be very interested to know what others think about the growing international “rights-of-nature movement”.
e360.yale.edu/features/shoul…
Lindisfarne. pic.twitter.com/6QSq4s1q6U
@psidnell Kerrekt.
Fountain selfie. pic.twitter.com/r53ZM660kU
Ribbit. pic.twitter.com/67ooVZ49k0
Thrilling scenes. #rainyday pic.twitter.com/tnmeDCIuDm
stephenjmolloy Librarian: Can I help you?
Me: Yeah, I’m looking for a book about-
Librarian: Being psychic?
Me: No…
Librarian: One day that will work.
Somewhat more expected wildlife from the day. pic.twitter.com/qKydgYQAun
Unexpected houseguest. pic.twitter.com/NSzzU43WJR
Current status: doing a double-blind study. pic.twitter.com/4kx0xd2Olz
Snaps of time spent waiting by the water with @_pigeons_ and @Bingo_Little. pic.twitter.com/WVQ2kdbxRg
xkcdComic Voting Software xkcd.com/2030/ m.xkcd.com/2030/ pic.twitter.com/1ZsSvK3fHg
Polychromantium Animals interrupting wildlife photographers is my new joy pic.twitter.com/gjGA53AnPX
@alexjcraven @rbrwr @andybeebristol I sometimes have the satnav turned on on the M4 coming home so I don’t just drive past Bristol in a daze!
Atrioc Whoever put up this fake sticker of an open outlet at the airport, you are now my enemy for life. pic.twitter.com/TYEJKmY6Zg
@alexjcraven @andybeebristol The National Rail Enquiries iOS app claims to have that as a built-in feature, but I’ve not tried it myself.
@benohonestly There’s always some bit you miss. When I was painting this bedroom’s ceiling I had to touch up one tiny, not-quite-white corner of the bathroom ceiling that’d been very trivially annoying me for about a year :)
If there’s one thing more interesting than watching paint dry, it’s watching grey paint dry. pic.twitter.com/HGCcaoIx4T
This Soviet Spy Camera Was Disguised as a Camera petapixel.com/2018/08/06/thi…
@Catreia @Kavey @ahnlak Yes, I’m fine, ta. And the other driver’s (a) fine too and (b) has admitted full liability, so it could be worse.
@Kavey @ahnlak On the plus side, by the looks of it my drive to Northumberland will be in a gert big Nissan which seems very comfy.
@Kavey @ahnlak Seemed much more modern, but I didn’t really have it for long enough to judge! They do a five-door model which I think is a big bigger, too.
@ahnlak @Kavey Well, for one whole day, I had a 2014 Mini Cooper. Up until that point I had a 2003 Mini Cooper.
@Kavey @ahnlak That’s a long story. My mini is in a quantum state of existence until my insurer’s repair people can get their hands on it :(
@ahnlak Say, do you still want a bass guitar?