Matt Gibson (@gothick)

Hotwells, Bristol

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @gothick ever

May 2022

@daycoder Sprang straight to my mind because it regularly happens on the same US tech podcast where I keep hearing “on pins and needles” being used for “on tenterhooks”.

via Twitter Web App in reply to daycoder

Dempster2000 Half Ma’am Half Brisket pic.twitter.com/vKWmrTRoOz

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:58 PM, May 28th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

@Bristolvor Do they still have the rug shop in Bookbarn? At least there when you can’t find a rug you’re also in a bookshop.

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@daycoder Always confuses me. That and using “waffle” to mean “haver”.

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@benohonestly @Ocado Glad I’m not alone at least! Started doing it for me on virtually every page load in the last week.

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@oopyoopy @AdultingADHD I find that deliberately planning breaks in the routine works well. If I plan a week off every six weeks, it pre-empts my old problem of sticking a regime until I get too exhausted to do it, crashing out and then not going back to it.

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@RecDiffs @siracusa @hotdogsladies I have *never* acted so fast on hearing a single word spoken on a podcast. 🍿 pic.twitter.com/os698Dcegx

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Good to see that the new deterrent spikes have been installed at Pennon Rise, where in recent weeks a giant pigeon has been endangering the public. pic.twitter.com/VrdaMWHMHb

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pervocracy Windows 11 User Guide:

- if a menu looks pretty and modern keep clicking, you’re not there yet

- if it looks like 1997 congratulations, you have found the part that does things

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:46 PM, May 12th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

@IanMartin No, but you just forced me to spend ten minutes tracking this down via remembering the specific K-Tel album I used to play it on in the 1980s! youtube.com/watch?v=gjjuY5…

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jxxf Optimist: The glass is ½ full.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:51 PM, May 8th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

@HackedOffHugh Christ, yes. Had to use some of these in Cornwall last week. “Let’s make something completely perfect for a long queue of tourists of varying native languages. Something *really* easy to understand and use…”

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@seldo Every now and again I realise that the entire RAM of my first computer couldn’t store four whole tweets.

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pilotbeeruk A lot of people ask us why we don’t have a taproom when all the other local breweries do and the answer is that we’ve met the public and don’t particularly care for them.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:36 AM, May 7th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

SoVeryBritish May weather: All coats will make you far too warm but you still need a coat.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:58 AM, May 7th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

Hadrians_Gate What do you think of my Klingon Bird of Prey tattoo? pic.twitter.com/jF5uuEDlBe

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:21 PM, May 6th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

@JoshDance No, but I do it in Alfred (which also copies the result to the clipboard if you hit return at the end, handily…)

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@shezza_t @Scofflawconor Dear Sir, Please send one buttered rum by return of post. I enclose a stamped, self-addressed schooner. Yours etc.

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@tholder Hey, if I have to go early, drowning in a vat of milk punch would definitely be a preferred method.

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The more Victorian drinking habits I discover through literature the more convinced I am they had the right idea. Someone fetch me a spiced rum warmed with a poker, and a buttered brandy chaser.

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@GuyverRobert There’s a line in Elementary where Sherlock is talking to an architect: “Straight lines hurt you as a child?” Came straight back to me just then…

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@MarioGuzman That happening on my phone was one of the many reasons I switched to Spotify. Though the last straw was the music app becoming inaccessible while I was driving because it tried to show me an Apple Music ad while I had no signal.

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hannahmerich Half the carriage is lads with tinnies off to Twickenham dressed as nuns, and a group of actual nuns have just got on. More as we have it.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:57 AM, May 1st, 2022 via Twitter Web App)