@FozzTexx There must be an app for that!
Lubchansky who made this 😂😂😂😂😂
listen-tome.com/taste-the-fame/ pic.twitter.com/Gh8O0yk4Mq
@FelicityMorse Cheese ain’t no stinkin’ human. Cheese is a big cuddly panda bear that just wants to love you. 🧀 🐼 ❤️
@benjohnbarnes *Taps gently on shoulder* twitter.com/julebule81/sta…
City at the Edge of the World. ift.tt/2qwMN7V pic.twitter.com/Fvto7koVmq
kashanacauley If you’re going to pun, go hard or go home. pic.twitter.com/l3WXZrGevF
@CharlieEsq_ @BarbieLongFox Nauti, but nice!
@RealDramRob If you want tips, @petedrinks’s home brew is ace!
The Best-Laid Plans - threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/05/30/the… pic.twitter.com/j5tlc4RwE7
scorpioattackb7 Time Squad introduces the final member of the ‘seven’ - Cally. Her name is derived from the word ‘telepathically’…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0q
@Kavey Mine lasts many many many hours on a charge (and has an integrated light.) I’m just paranoid.
It’s a fear of this screen that makes me take a paperback when I fly somewhere. pic.twitter.com/WEAUTlzsON
@stillawake THE OTHERS ARE WRONG AND WILL BE FIRST AGAINST THE WALL COME THE REVOLUTION.
tef_ebooks it turns out the two hardest problems in computer science are paying women the same amount of money and showing posts in chronological order
@EffBeeee You win my “hero of the day” award for reminding me I have sausages in the fridge for exactly this circumstance.
northumbriana RIP John Noakes. This is still one of the most terrifying things ever broadcast on British TV. pic.twitter.com/m6xpsQ3ixg
@tsunimee Heh. No, it’ll be a week or two; got some things in the queue ahead.
Balls. Think I snapped a film off inside the Electro 35. Again. PITA.
Thug life. pic.twitter.com/lBPLdbWKyn
@tsunimee This sounds like a Good Thing. 😃xx
@tsunimee Ace! Ta. (LoveFilm has a subtitled one, so that’ll do me.) pic.twitter.com/aSOVfseSUF
@tsunimee This is no bad thing. Betty Blue—37° 2 le matin—is one of my all-time favourites. Any recommendations?
HarbMasterBris Nice Busy lock this morning, 30+ Rib’s heading over to @penarthmarina #lovebristolharbour #RespectTheWater pic.twitter.com/DxIcrL3sny
A Snug of One’s Own ift.tt/2r1h5ya pic.twitter.com/EP2jbSLX1N
Confidantes. ift.tt/2qvZOK4 pic.twitter.com/lUAF4VJA6j
Coolant refill. ift.tt/2s3E4r8 pic.twitter.com/M3MJJpR83F
BristolFerry I’ll be DEVESTATED if none of you come along to @theunderfall for my birthday party at 2pm today. Its FREE as well mind!
dudleyplatypus Wembley way tonight as fans walked towards the tube station. That policeman was standing very still indeed!..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ls
@hayles I did consider it, but it buzzed off perfectly healthily once I gently jiggled the door, so I think it was just hanging out.
Ten to one they find a pair of swords, a treasure map and a light-comic-relief sidekick buried nearby. twitter.com/ticiaverveer/s…
I think this bee is trying to tailgate its way into our house. Nice try, bee, but I spotted you. And we have no flo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…j4
NitrateDiva Peter Cushing in smoking jackets appreciation tweet. pic.twitter.com/q1kyLxOWUO
NinaStrohminger The Myers-Briggs test is astrology for people who think they’re too smart for astrology.
Finally got my Hue lights set up just right. pic.twitter.com/j296uUKPpJ
BillBailey Just walking down my street with an errant cockerel after retrieving it from the neighbours garden #myworld pic.twitter.com/QkVORtoU7K
BBCBreaking @TimReidCE British Airways cancels all flights from Heathrow and Gatwick before 6pm today due to “major IT system f..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…n0
TheSafestSpace Same study packaged for different audiences pic.twitter.com/3ZDJqsXkk2
218/365 1999 Design threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/05/27/199… pic.twitter.com/fWtaapg6fr
@t_pk Bank holiday.
@MatthewMclane @TheNewsQuiz @BBCRadio4 @bbccomedy Oh, is that what was missing? Odd.
scorpioattackb7 From Terry Nation’s initial pitch meeting with Ronnie Marsh to the final day in studio for ‘Blake’ - we’ll be there..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…GW
@RedQueenCoder I found Microsoft’s IDEs pretty damn good back when I was using them regularly. (Yes, this was a surprise to me, too.)
@RedQueenCoder Oh! Well, I suppose in the long run he’ll reach saturation point :D
@RedQueenCoder Give him some sticky labels with his phone number on. Got mine back twice!
Indiegogo is basically what used to be The Innovations Catalogue, isn’t it?
This has “beginning of a ‘Puppet Masters’-style Doctor Who story” written all over it. pic.twitter.com/REKkWVxVnv
ABAesq In honor of #StarWars40th, @TheLegalGeeks on the essential rightness of Han shooting first, in the eyes of the law:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gZ
“Plex & pedal” is never going to be the new “Netflix & chill”. pic.twitter.com/8PtGxzTRqQ
Coming along nicely. pic.twitter.com/QKsh364bjn
@_pigeons_ It gets worse! pic.twitter.com/EEScmMnPKq
@_pigeons_ More glam than mine. pic.twitter.com/RrWkHvYSUc
Am not leaving my beautiful cool basement. ift.tt/2r0Aj5s pic.twitter.com/B1CcVqUWd4
@djbender I believe that depends on whether your backup procedure involves repeatedly slamming your own head in a p..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…45
HamillHimself Star Wars. twitter.com/starwars/statu…
@Bufty_Grifter That’s fine as long as it’s COLD there.
Home from a gentle walk. It is safe to stick your entire head through a Dyson fan, right?
TOO HOT. ift.tt/2rTQ6mM pic.twitter.com/Z90IeHHAVZ
Roxy_Hart If we just go around the room and say a little bit about ourselves #BritishThreatLevels
@CharlieEsq_ STAYING IN MY LOVELY COOL FLAT.
I only favourited that for the spelling. #subtweet
halvorson one time I stayed on the elliptical for almost 90 minutes twitter.com/Space_Station/…
Nostalgia. pic.twitter.com/AcMmkPUcCO
I can’t remember what this plant is, but it’s withstood a lot of neglect from me over the last couple of years…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ie
@Bufty_Grifter I went for a long walk without my phone today. It helped.
“This moment hangs like your ragged hair” #worldgothday
edbott Have we reached Peak Florida Man? twitter.com/NYDailyNews/st…
@liveindetail Shake the Toner #bandnames
@Gary_Bainbridge “I was just cleaning the vicar and he went off.”
@iamdanw I believe it was retro from the day after launch.
ShahakShapira I PHOTOSHOPPED SARUMAN INTO TRUMP’S ORB PICTURE AND IT’S NOT EVEN WEIRD pic.twitter.com/cVJFGP5NPG
@labfoo Ah! I’m not sure I’d dignify it with “flow”. I just used whatever thing was already there that posts Instagram stuff to Twitter.
@labfoo My follow? I don’t follow!
Pollen basket. threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/05/22/pol… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollen_ba… pic.twitter.com/YgGuwV2ufQ
I have raided the cellar for CDs and dusted off the multiplayer. #worldgothday #partylikeits1991 #fotn pic.twitter.com/FV10jAiwfO
@jukesie Hotel rooms are a never-ending source of examples of things that have been designed by people who never have to use them!
dandouglas Tory Manifesto.docx
Tory Manifesto 2nd Draft.docx
Tory Manifesto FINAL.docx
Tory Manifesto FINAL FINAL.docx
Tory Manifesto FINAL FINAL2.docx
@BristolFerry “Lord Nelson’s got a vote.”
“He’s got a *boat*, Baldrick.”
@shwood Wow. There goes punk. *Learns a chord on stage* *Raises middle finger*
Bad science misled millions with chronic fatigue syndrome. Here’s how we fought back statnews.com/2016/09/21/chr… via @statnews
Now I think The Black Album followed by Phantasmagoria. #worldgothday
My Twitter interests apparently include HaHa and Amazing. (Bafflingly also poker and olympics; I suspect their algo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Rf
@librarythingtim No religion for me, though apparently I’m into HaHa and Amazing! Great algorithm at work there, clearly.
@ahnlak I’m going to call up a Professor of Lie-ocology and check.
Is it just me, or does “The Gemological Institute of America” sound like something Bart Simpson made up for a giggl..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…f1
@talkie_tim @hayles HOW TO GET MILLENNIALS TO VOTE: Postal ballots sent on the back of cute pooch postcards.
@daycoder I have a Mini. And I’m not waiting in all sodding day on a weekend!
@daycoder Nah, it was only a day or two the last time. I guess we’ll see this time!
@daycoder Yeah, but if you buy a new one you still have to wait in for the bugger.
Just remembered that it’s apparently #WorldGothDay. This morning’s work will be accompanied by The Cure and Siouxsie.
@talkie_tim Bloody sunshine. Grumble. #worldgothday
@daycoder (It possibly helps that this is through John Lewis, whom I find trustworthy, rather than the manufacturer.)
@daycoder They were good the last time, and it didn’t cost me anything. Working from home is a definite advantage, though.
@RedQueenCoder Huh. I never thought of putting rice in it.
Interesting branding, but I sadly found it better than the beer itself. pic.twitter.com/gQd1UUZj2H
@frozenreeds @Andr6wMale Assange As A Service. Could catch on. pic.twitter.com/lF75mLlsuy
hello_im_nik ‘Shoe-shi’ anyone? 😅 booooooom.com/2017/05/19/sho… pic.twitter.com/B0rru2Ibgj
@ChloeLeePhoto I didn’t. Until you said that. Damn.
@shezza_t Yur. Definitely going to be doing a few things that can’t be seen first!
@shezza_t Oooh! But you’ve just made me think I might be able to fix the wobbly table in the bathroom.
@shezza_t I don’t really have a job in mind but I’ve been meaning to play with some for years.
@deacongusset I have my suspicions about Gyles Brandreth, but I can’t prove anything at the moment.
@OpinionatedGeek Could you trace yours to Stack Overflow? I have got an answer up on SO for that specific error.
I’ve used a many approaches to debugging code over the years, but I don’t think I’ve ever mailed a complete strange..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…u0
Ah. Have we broken our run of good #doctorwho eps?
@OvercastFM Oh! I wondered what was doing that. How on earth did you manage to crash Springboard!?
@emmachampion6 …as it is now I just phone John Lewis up and they send a man round.
@emmachampion6 No. If this had happened in my twenties I’d have been forced to go to a launderette and of course me..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…P5
@jukesie Can’t see that view without expecting Airwolf to emerge from her secret lair.
@emmachampion6 *Sensible five*
That thing where your washing machine packs in and you find you *did* renew the warranty! #winning
Mixed messages. pic.twitter.com/ZE05tQFGKh
Impulse buy. pic.twitter.com/ZFWjaoDwAS
@waiyeehong Maybe I’ll just have a salt and pepper salad.
@waiyeehong Same here. If all this person’s friends probably have Medjool dates lying around, we move in very different circles.
@BabsBat Oh. Well, that’s scuppered *my* plans.
@Kavey I’d wait and see if there’s a society to look back on it before we give it a nostalgic name.
@chubbybannister Poor everyone listening. *cringe*
mathowie I didn’t feel old until I learned I’m older than the concept of ethernet cables twitter.com/bobmetcalfe/st…
@Seej500 I’m from 2017 and I have virtually no clue what’s going on there.
@salisbury_matt It was fucking brilliant.
poljkennedi If you say ‘nnaar nnaff’ you’ve just said ‘an hour and a half’ in northern irish.
@saltwateritch @chubbybannister By halfway through: pic.twitter.com/GkwqamXpsJ
Managed to get on the exercise bike despite a mild hangover (yes, I did also pedal.)
@saltwateritch @chubbybannister But, frankly, even if we only have a half in each of those I’d probably be dead by halfway round!
@chubbybannister @saltwateritch Also, might need to pop into the Rose of Denmark to see if they’re still doing the..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…tb
@chubbybannister I was thinking that, too. I have a Perle d’Azur out back.
@chubbybannister @saltwateritch The first one I brought back sat outside the school opposite for 3 days before anyo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Nw
(Tip for Hotwells, and presumably Clifton, political canvassers: the people who live in basements vote, too.)
Gosh. Green party canvassing on my actual doorstep. Think they’re the second political people in 18 years who’ve found my front door.
@chubbybannister @saltwateritch As an aside, as a geek I would *so* love to play with their database. You could pla..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Hb
@saltwateritch @chubbybannister Yeah, there’s a “contact us” button in the app and it says to let them know if you..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…k4
@chubbybannister @saltwateritch …to offer free rides on bikes that were in the “wrong place”, which might encouragetwitter.com/i/web/status/8…pdXO
@chubbybannister @saltwateritch Well, they’re all on GPS, so presumably if some are “stuck” then Yo know. I have a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…AE
Oh, do naff off, you etiolated embassy-ensconced egotist.
Open wide. #bristol pic.twitter.com/gAjBzHA67V
Frayne Road flower. ift.tt/2q4aX5k pic.twitter.com/kuuzQUo5Sh
@tyronem Gotta pick. Being stuck between those two is the worst of all wastes of energy. :(
SunApology Hey @TheSun. Seems to be a fine line between journalism and being perverts doesn’t it? pic.twitter.com/vnK5yWALmF
@njj4 …see also: Blake’s 7, The Equalizer, much of Robert Heinlein’s output, etc. :D
@njj4 I long ago developed the ability to still enjoy old things that I would now think terribly problematic if I encountered them afresh.
Reading unfiltered Twitter. Getting through it by adding the context of “…said an anonymous man on the internet” to the end of many tweets.
*Puts “listen to the whole of _Elizium_ in a darkened room” in his diary* #nephilim twitter.com/observer/statu…
astroengine The ‘Alien Megastructure’ Star Is Doing Weird Things Again astroengine.com/2017/05/20/the… pic.twitter.com/k4GZ7BctQr
Yeah, I’ll get right on that. pic.twitter.com/QYt3nc1cW5
@chubbybannister EWAR WOOWAR!
tryingbrevity I’m just saying, how do we know that ALL the sheep aren’t clones?
Awww! Young Meat Loaf is in this episode. #theequalizer pic.twitter.com/8eK5Qu8ncz
MICKEY KOSTMAYER KLAXON #theequalizer
@chubbybannister Stewart Copeland. Magnificent theme and incidental music.
@chubbybannister This one’s got Jim Dale playing a straight role. It’s disconcerting.
@chubbybannister @saltwateritch What she said!
@chubbybannister @saltwateritch *pencils in*
@saltwateritch @chubbybannister Given they’ve only got three gears, I hope for their knees’ sake they drove it there.
@saltwateritch @chubbybannister I’m in Crete the first week of June. Probably a bit more bookable in July.
@C_J_Fox @chubbybannister I’m about 500 away from 50k. Pretty sure I’ll forget and breeze right past it.
@johnfbraun It’s generally excellent these days, especially in the big cities, luckily for me :)
@saltwateritch @chubbybannister I can do exactly neither of those, but please do go ahead without me. Calendar’s a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5F
@saltwateritch @chubbybannister Ah, no! Like an introductory offer. First hour free when you sign up
Ah, my favourite Tsarina. pic.twitter.com/EUcaptvgF5
@chubbybannister @saltwateritch Sorry, may be overcompensating for not getting the GTA reference.
@chubbybannister @saltwateritch First hour’s free, just like cocaine.
@chubbybannister @saltwateritch Yeah, it’s a pound an hour. I suppose as long as you bring it *back* from John O’Groats…
@saltwateritch @chubbybannister I’m not sure. Seen a few quite a long way out on the map, but I don’t know the official borders.
@saltwateritch @chubbybannister Apparently there are going to be 500 of the things. I’m seeing them everywhere I normally go already.
@saltwateritch @chubbybannister …and they just lock the back wheel. Lock it by sliding a lever manually, then go..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rn
@saltwateritch @chubbybannister …near me. pic.twitter.com/zHesWOsEqY
@saltwateritch @chubbybannister It’s done through an app. There’s a certain amount of chance involved, but a lot of bikes. Here’s right now.
No, *you’re* drinking a beer and watching The Equalizer* on a Friday night.
*No, the 1985 series.
@chubbybannister I shall be as optimistic as possible about Yo. It’d be lovely if it succeeded and I got to just ri..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qG
@chubbybannister Well, I certainly didn’t see a docking station in Hotwells. London probably had more than three.
@chubbybannister @hayles I think all we can do is hope. And ride ‘em. First time was like a magical teleport back from t’pub );
@johnfbraun Ah! I’ve heard “Darth Wotsit”. (I think our Wotsits are the closest equivalent of your Cheetos…)
@chubbybannister @hayles Were they Boris-style have-to-be-left-at-docking-station ones?
@hayles @chubbybannister *Butts in* They’re FAB. Great being able to ride pretty much as far as you can cope with, then just walk away.
Ah, Trump. Or “Dick à l’Orange”, as I believe the French call him.
@teacherdude @nytimes Amazon’s _Bosch_ is beautiful to watch. And to listen to. Great music.
@Bristolvor 🎃
Oh God, what’s he done *this* time?
joncstone These increasingly look like those fake local newspapers that parties mock up and put through your letterbox pic.twitter.com/YI3Na0RoKQ
@liveindetail (If your guess was “absolutely fuck all, and it spent all its time powered off”, you’d be correct.)
@liveindetail Two fucking days I spent getting updates working again on mine. Guess what I’d been doing Sen e the last update?
@Nose_in_a_book @talkie_tim It’s interesting. And good-interesting rather than bad-interesting.
@talkie_tim @Nose_in_a_book Our work here is done. Sounds like it’s time for a beer, in fact…
@Nose_in_a_book Insightful. I should double-check.
@hayles I was thinking “perfect shiny-new-exercise-bike fodder” 😀🚴
@hayles I haven’t seen it. It’s 30-min episodes, yeah?
(Though as I’ve only been in Bristol about twenty years, I can show my doctor’s note at the bar and drink beer instead of cider.)
jakepjohnson Sun is out in Bristol. The law states everyone go to harbour, dangle their legs over the edge and drink cider. pic.twitter.com/dMJfiGdK5v
@jakepjohnson We don’t necessarily need to narrow this down to an either/or choice, I feel.