@Seej500 I’m from 2017 and I have virtually no clue what’s going on there.
@salisbury_matt It was fucking brilliant.
poljkennedi If you say ‘nnaar nnaff’ you’ve just said ‘an hour and a half’ in northern irish.

@saltwateritch @chubbybannister By halfway through: pic.twitter.com/GkwqamXpsJ
Managed to get on the exercise bike despite a mild hangover (yes, I did also pedal.)
@saltwateritch @chubbybannister But, frankly, even if we only have a half in each of those I’d probably be dead by halfway round!
@chubbybannister @saltwateritch Also, might need to pop into the Rose of Denmark to see if they’re still doing the..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…tb
@chubbybannister I was thinking that, too. I have a Perle d’Azur out back.
@chubbybannister @saltwateritch The first one I brought back sat outside the school opposite for 3 days before anyo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Nw
(Tip for Hotwells, and presumably Clifton, political canvassers: the people who live in basements vote, too.)
Gosh. Green party canvassing on my actual doorstep. Think they’re the second political people in 18 years who’ve found my front door.
@chubbybannister @saltwateritch As an aside, as a geek I would *so* love to play with their database. You could pla..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Hb
@saltwateritch @chubbybannister Yeah, there’s a “contact us” button in the app and it says to let them know if you..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…k4
@chubbybannister @saltwateritch …to offer free rides on bikes that were in the “wrong place”, which might encouragetwitter.com/i/web/status/8…pdXO
@chubbybannister @saltwateritch Well, they’re all on GPS, so presumably if some are “stuck” then Yo know. I have a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…AE
Oh, do naff off, you etiolated embassy-ensconced egotist.

Open wide. #bristol pic.twitter.com/gAjBzHA67V

Frayne Road flower. ift.tt/2q4aX5k pic.twitter.com/kuuzQUo5Sh
@tyronem Gotta pick. Being stuck between those two is the worst of all wastes of energy. :(

SunApology Hey @TheSun. Seems to be a fine line between journalism and being perverts doesn’t it? pic.twitter.com/vnK5yWALmF
@njj4 …see also: Blake’s 7, The Equalizer, much of Robert Heinlein’s output, etc. :D
@njj4 I long ago developed the ability to still enjoy old things that I would now think terribly problematic if I encountered them afresh.
Reading unfiltered Twitter. Getting through it by adding the context of “…said an anonymous man on the internet” to the end of many tweets.
*Puts “listen to the whole of _Elizium_ in a darkened room” in his diary* #nephilim twitter.com/observer/statu…

astroengine The ‘Alien Megastructure’ Star Is Doing Weird Things Again astroengine.com/2017/05/20/the… pic.twitter.com/k4GZ7BctQr

Yeah, I’ll get right on that. pic.twitter.com/QYt3nc1cW5
@chubbybannister EWAR WOOWAR!