Pandamoanimum “Big plans for New Year’s Eve?”
“Yep!” pic.twitter.com/Qnzt9fLQR0
uespiiiiii 【色んなテーブルクロス引き】
#album pic.twitter.com/EJQaP6aF4K
Favourite photo of the month, 2018. And, erm, my first blog entry of 2018. Ooops. gothick.org.uk/2018/12/31/fav…
JoanofDarkKnits If I just Photoshop myself into my friends NYE pics and say “you don’t remember me being there? Man you were wasted!” I can get away with being an antisocial hermit again this year!
@doctorow Nah, pretty sure that’s a @simonstalenhag piece :D
ChrisRandWrites DEAR GRAYLING SIR.
MY NAME IS PRINCE SEABORNE OF NIGERIA. I HAVE RECENTLY RECEIVED MANY FINE SHIPS AND WISH TO SHARE THEM. IF YOU CAN SEND £13,800,000 BY BANK TRANSFER, THIS WILL RELEASE THE SHIPS. THE TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE. PLEASE RESPOND URGENTLY.
@njj4 Well done! I’m still a bit scared to get mine done. (And yes, I have been thinking of my impacted wisdom teeth as something of a metaphor…)
Workspace. pic.twitter.com/f9h7U55jKq
📷 Oooooookaaaaay, then. tmblr.co/ZD7hNx2f5H4JM
escapepodcast This week’s story is “Hoping for Red”, and Escape Pod Original written by Adam Knight, narrated by @tinaconnolly with host @mightymur. It’s all about reindeer CRISPR games. Happy New Year, one and all!
escapepod.org/2018/12/27/esc… pic.twitter.com/STY4QFFWiq
Cavalorn What did you do, Ray? livescience.com/64362-ancient-…
SoVeryBritish Yesterday: Eat 50,000 calories
Today: Brisk walk
That’ll sort it
SamGriffBlog For Christmas this year my boyfriend got me a calendar filled with photos of all the times I’ve fallen asleep watching TV (which apparently happens a lot). pic.twitter.com/TfFtJxqnkG
@ahnlak I’d totally forgotten that’s how it started.
Is Amazon expecting me to buy all of these for the same task, I wonder? (PS: I don’t *think* this list is influenced by my search history…pic.twitter.com/rYqBrHt4URUR
@soffes While I love À Rebours by Babyshambles (whose tags have it as A’Rebours, hence top of the list) the first few bars of it now immediately trigger the “fuck, why is my phone not playing what I expected?” Pavlovian reaction.
@MakingBlakes7 @The_Wintermute @GillianFTaylor1 @StuartJ0772 Have you considered amputation?
I’ve only seen the ads they’ve been pushing and I’m surprised it’s that high. twitter.com/thr/status/107…
bbcluther Meet the inimitable DCI John Luther.
Get up to date on @BBCiPlayer 👉bbc.in/2DantKX. Brand new #Luther arrives New Year’s Day on @BBCOne. pic.twitter.com/4GRDOgsRWQ
@GillianFTaylor1 @StuartJ0772 @MakingBlakes7 Careful. Reading Afterlife twice counts as self-harm.
@chris_coys Ah, but I don’t have Sky. Never mind, it was just a passing whim!
When you go to Tesco for a Coke and they only have Caffeine-Free Vanilla Diet Pepsi. #netflix pic.twitter.com/JRUWx75PSA
Stayed up a bit late last night. Still, fun build. I only had to take it apart and figure out what was wrong once along the way :D pic.twitter.com/O2xoYUMejs
@TVHEES @JeanJacketChris @siggykuu @RyanRibbity But then: PLOT TWIST!
darylginn A moment of silence for those repairing family printers today.
@hayles And it actually finished.
@Dru_Marland Cursed it. Now you have an immortal poinsettia.
matt_fwyalchen I did my usual little “jingle” last night to keep the local kids believing.
(Well, if one owns orchestral sleigh bells, why not?!) pic.twitter.com/yQ4jLYBoDU
Cumberland details 2/2. From a walk with @_pigeons_ and @Bingo_Little. pic.twitter.com/K0RBuQL8Bb
Cumberland details 1/2. From a walk with @_pigeons_ and @Bingo_Little. pic.twitter.com/KLRHJKndcJ
@wood5y That’s how I remember my grandad Jim plugging in his electric shaver when I were a lad.
“…and that’s how the tradition of turning all the electronics off for just one day, once a year started, kids. Now, this thing is called a ‘book’…” #alexadown
“Alexa, run a Level 3 Diagnostic.”
I don’t know, but if you re-roll the green D12 and score over seven, I think they have to bring you a new meal. twitter.com/Peculiar/statu…
@ememess Personally, I’m ignoring him and reading The Anomaly. So thanks!
@hayles Did they make _Lost_?
DailyHMHBLyrics Each and every goal a hotly disputed penalty
rhodri Hey, does anyone have any pictures of their Christmas Eve sleeping arrangements that they’d be willing to share? One second, though. Before we get underway, a short preamble. 1/7
@DontFollowStu @hayles Christ. It’s not *her* fault she got the last box of Ferrero Rocher.
@shezza_t LA LA LA THINNER MATT IS NOT LISTENING LA LA LA
@wood5y They have an early electric toaster in Chepstow museum. I was actually quite fascinated. You can see it behind the amazing hair dryer! pic.twitter.com/nSJ8WPIoPR
Okay. Toaster technology has clearly moved on since I last looked, and I am now questioning my hipster Dualit choice. pic.twitter.com/Uw6DecmwwC
rhodri Nothing, literally nothing, is as good as this guy silently renovating an old oil lamp. I squealed a number of times and sighed even more. youtu.be/ANsqM0tuXNo
Police say it is ‘a possibility there was never a drone at Gatwick’ standard.co.uk/news/uk/gatwic…
Crazzyintheusa The music makes it. 😂 pic.twitter.com/7R1wHrDYkg
garrytan Bad things for kids:
2018—Fortnite
1907— dimestore novels
1800’s— chess (yes literally people said the same thing about chestwitter.com/pessimistsarc/…H73
Surely the only answer you need is “why NOT!?” bbc.co.uk/news/world-aus…
Oooh. Back early next year. Good. twitter.com/EndeavourTV/st…
TheBristolShop Urban Fox - Giclée Print by Jenny Urquhart #Bristol #TheBristolShop
£45.00
➤ goo.gl/zewTSQ pic.twitter.com/Wfdk4jyupZ
You know we were joking when we told you to try turning Parliament off and on again, right? twitter.com/Channel4News/s…
haveigotnews As Elon Musk opens a huge underground tunnel in LA, critics question his motives after a Thai football team is seen wandering into it.
@SpikyZebra It’s only obligatory for exercise equipment to turn into a Clothes Horse of Guilt if you’re an adult and you’ve paid for it yourself.
@archidave @BristolLive Sigh. When I saw that story, I thought, “Oh, some pretty much unmitigated good news for a change…”
Aww, the Mauretania sign is being restored to its former glory. bristolpost.co.uk/news/business/…
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Is it a good Brexit plan? twitter.com/LondonPRGuru/s…
FrankOctopus I present to you the premier dog groomers Oldham has to offer pic.twitter.com/3lrUTdNaxL
We Broke Into A Bunch Of Android Phones With A 3D-Printed Head via @Forbes forbes.com/sites/thomasbr…
ItsAndyRyan For people who confuse France’s bacon with Frances Bacon, one comes from belly pork, the other from the belle epoque.
oscaron Btw Win 10 users
Sleep tight pic.twitter.com/do4Mkyp7Cb
EmmaHarding01 Born to be Wilde @BBCRadio4 celebrates life & work of #OscarWilde. Starts on Sat 2.30pm with #TheImportanceOfBeingEarnest starring Gemma Jones @realmatbaynton @jeany_spark @AbhinGaleya @Kerry_Gooderson @stevehoganuk Music arranged by Colin Sell bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00… #AHandbag!
@chubbybannister I understand it’s one of those pleasing phrases where the French call it “English leave” in return :)
Watching my first episode of Wallander. Is it my imagination, or is Branagh totally channelling Trevor Eve-as-Boyd?
@chubbybannister Gawd yes. (Well done on the French exit. It seems to be my preferred strategy, but normally I’m too far gone to remember making the decision in the morning…)
nicsigni recipe: 2 cloves of garlic
me: got it pic.twitter.com/imUsstSnGt
@hayles Isn’t the American tradition to set up a sales stall on your front lawn?
Centre View #flickr #bristol flic.kr/p/2du8efY
@huwr @olebegemann It occurred to me yesterday that the reaction of an application to an off-by-one error was very similar to the reaction of a human to an off-by-one error on a staircase.
@chubbybannister Good luck. I have had tea and scrambled eggs and Solpadeine Max and am about ready to consider opening the curtains.
@MikeSegalov Shit. I’ve got that shirt. Now considering burning it.
DannyDutch I had no idea I needed to know how balloons are made!
Why do I find this so facinating?? pic.twitter.com/aSTmbpTwyL
@quantick You think *you’ve* got problems? pic.twitter.com/rNnxEVCN43
Really enjoyed @RWABristol’s current exhibition. Right up my street. pic.twitter.com/zL6yeuqh6F
The Humble Brilliance of Italy’s Moka Coffee Pot @atlasobscura atlasobscura.com/articles/make-…
aallan Live coverage of the #spacewalk has started on NASA TV, ustream.tv/nasahdtv. The two cosmonauts will inspect the #SoyuzMS09 spacecraft and the patched hole in its orbital module. Soyuz MS-09 is due to return 3 crew members to Earth next week. twitter.com/RussianSpaceWe…
jcdep This cat looks like it might lead a declining power into a decisive and terminal conflict. pic.twitter.com/taigw9sUF6
@maureenjohnson Not much. Oh, by the way, you’re now UK Prime Minister. Everyone’s got to take a turn.
MildredVon Marie Antoinette had a mock village constructed on the grounds of Versailles called “The Queens Hamlet” so she could dress up as a milkmaid or shepherdess and pretend to be peasant. twitter.com/jack/status/10…
If we need a more coherent government, it’s worth bearing in mind that all three of The Goodies are still alive.
@danbarker A Very British Cock-Up…
@t_pk It’s been eight solid days and my feet really do need a break. Exercise bike today!
Oh, yes, by all means decide to be nice and sunny now I’ve *finished* my 10,000-steps-a-day challenge. *Stares out of window with flinty eyes and sore feet*
cullend One of the most fun jobs I ever had was figuring out how to embed the serial number of your Xbox 360 into rings emanating from the bottom right, so we could track and identify leaks pic.twitter.com/i8knGgMTvz
dirkderidder Executing a zero risk change request in a production environment pic.twitter.com/Z0VQBDW77u
ememess The universe tends towards chaos, like some vast silverware drawer.
To be honest, the difference between normal O2 service in Bristol and a complete outage is pretty minimal…
And we thought the dolphins would be the first to run. twitter.com/BBCEngland/sta…
@malvernrunner I only know Venice from _Death in Venice_ and _Don’t Look Now_. To me it seemed just as wet on North Street today, but significantly less deathy 😀
That kind of day. #bristol pic.twitter.com/YJuOll6XG2
MakingBlakes7 Nosher Powell appeared in 14 James Bond films. Nosher and his younger brother Dinny were regular ‘gun doubles’ for Roger Moore. The Bond star hated firing the guns because of the loud noise.
#Blakes7 pic.twitter.com/yBkMePpbEP
The rest of ‘em will die of boredom. twitter.com/BBCRadio4/stat…
Snaps from this morning’s deasil harbourside wander. #10kwithus #bristol pic.twitter.com/NZbt5dqx1m
Hell to freeze over on 16 December. twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
*Looks nervously around for Bigend* pic.twitter.com/b06MGMnEFB
@shezza_t I don’t think there’s anything to be ashamed of back there. Lucky there are so many good authors beginning with an “S”!
Pretty happy with the “weathered” look. #blakes7 pic.twitter.com/DjwNgtm5Yr
oliviawilde I, too, gained 45 lbs while Christian Bale played Dick Cheney. #commitment