Scattergun Lust #nameofmysextape twitter.com/Kavey/status/1…
Also, you know, UGH. But still curious.
Um. So, out of interest, how many of you have had a secret crush on nine of your friends at once? Am I doing secret crushes wrong? Seems high. twitter.com/wired/status/1…
@UrsulaWJ Still tempted to start a campaign, if only because I could call it Why Don’t You Give a Fork?
samjordison In a funny kind of way, this is the most revealing tweet @adamboultonSKY has ever written about what’s wrong with the UK, a country where intellectual ambition is feared and loathed. twitter.com/adamboultonSKY…
@waiyeehong Well butter my flapjack and call me Shirley.
@lu1820 @AskLloydsBank I’m getting the same with the website. Trying to pay myself this morning and it finally worked on the fourth try! Not reassuring…
A perennial complaint, I know, but I am truly curious as to what brought about the mass cafe back-pedal re the invention of the fork. pic.twitter.com/nIvYyXu3id
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Triangle__Walks @fourfoot Most human behaviour does this. In no particular order:
1. Stopping in shop doorways for conversations / dithering
2. Mobile phone conversations on trains
3. Slow people walking 2-3 abreast on pavements.
4. Buying CDs online, and the Jiffy bag is full of jewel case splinters.
goulcher help I can’t stop watching her knife trick pic.twitter.com/Y3tOTONggU
@UrsulaWJ That had piqued my interest, too, but luckily I checked the reviews first!
CI5BDC @johnsuchet1 @David_Suchet with Leon Lissek On location , Fri 15th July 1977 at Springwell Lane, #harefield ep Where The Jungle Ends pic.twitter.com/AHXPxclYtn
Ben_Aaronovitch Have signed a deal with Stolen Pictures to develop a Rivers of London TV series
deadline.com/2019/04/simon-…
adrianfadkins The Adam and Eve was one of my favourite pubs for many years. I always hoped it would reopen. However after constant flooding problems and the high cost to resolve this was probably inevitable. bristol247.com/food-and-drink…
Wondering if I should book this or just open a window at the time; I’m only in Hotwells. tobaccofactorytheatres.com/shows/an-audie…
HadleyFreeman I always had a quiet soft spot for Tony Slattery and wondered what, beyond the breakdown, had actually happened to him. Finding out pretty much broke my heart theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…
BinAnimals summer goths rejoice
sadanduseless.com/pink-coffin-fl… pic.twitter.com/zKGJeKBAGy
The #LineOfDuty tweets are, to an external observer, looking increasingly like the #Lost tweets from days of yore. I’m thinking that this is not a good thing.
When you hear a familiar roaring noise from outside. @StAustellBrew #bristol pic.twitter.com/bDfohpfLSp
ZomDa Please, I beg of you, start using hyphens. twitter.com/NewYorker/stat…
jzeidz You were “gifted & talented” in elementary school, choose your path:
⚪️ anxiety
⚪️ depression
⚪️ fear of failure that plagues your every decision
⚪️ intense guilt that you’ll never live up to your earlier potential
⚪️ good at crossword puzzles
🔘 all of the above
@niccijsmith @naomi_rovnick Now there’s a hashtag. It’s so good that it’s not even 11am and I rather fancy getting #pantsdrunk.
MrRyanSampson Literally all I can see is Jeremy Corbyn’s antlers twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/s…
@atpfm NSUIKit.
@daycoder I must’ve missed that one in the 80s.
@daycoder Have you seen Under the Skin? Scarlett Johansson, skintight body suit, non-superhero, excellent film (but disturbing.)
@daycoder Can you sit at home and watch the best film you can think of instead?
garethlpowell “Enterprise, one to beam down.”
#StarTrek #cats pic.twitter.com/EKcFPFgk1T
@WaterstonesTCR Bill Bryson’s Troublesome Lords: A travel-writer sets out to circumnavigate the UK, but is continually sabotaged by hereditary peers.
Not-guilty-at-all pleasures. @petedoherty & the Puta Madres album, out today. pic.twitter.com/VsAoI79JUs
Just posted a photo instagram.com/gothick/p/BwuS…
@FinalBullet @griffinkate Oh, by the way, would you like to sign up for my newsletter?
*ducks*
@FinalBullet @griffinkate Pretty sure all those people who were making PPI calls went into web design.
FinalBullet Oh, shit off, cookies pop-ups. Yes, OK? Yes, I agree. Whatever you want, have it. Take all my data, take the shirt off my back, just let me in to one bloody website just *once* without springing up out of nowhere to block the door like the fucking jester from Rentaghost
I am 46 years old and yet there’s no way I’m not thinking “oo-er missus” when I get my hands on a carrot this size. instagram.com/gothick/p/Bwt1…
SenorPal Inner thigh chafing?
Try Sudocrem. Available in all good pharmacies.
*Suitable for big babies. pic.twitter.com/UeRauqWAOa
michaellegge I hate those bits at the end of Marvel films. You know after the end credits? When the lights come up and you’re 50 and you’ve done nothing.
Richard_Kadrey When you’re cleaning and realize that your room looks like a David Lynch set. pic.twitter.com/WFINODrcxG
Jack needs to tread carefully. Presumably there are already a few disruptive NaaS* startups looking to commoditise the burgeoning market and eat Twitter’s lunch.
*Nazis as a Service.
@colmmacc @wilshipley I’m reminded of the interview with Hugh Laurie when he expresses his acute awareness of being paid far more to play House than his dad ever got for being an actual doctor…
BBCWales Not all heroes wear capes…
…some wear tuxedos. 🐧
#WorldPenguinDay @BBCEarth
pic.twitter.com/eySnodJFAc
Cute name. Presumably R2-Tree2 would’ve been some kind of trademark infringement. twitter.com/hackermaderas/…
McJesse I took every shot from behind-the-scenes featurettes where Dr. Strange is in front of a greenscreen, and edited him into a waterpark. pic.twitter.com/kiD8JTZLgH
sblackmoore Aquarius: There are no good places left on Earth to escape your current political regime, so you will establish humanity’s first moon colony.
@A_E_Radley @ROCKWOOLInt Well, indeed. Or a computer programmer from Bristol. Seems quite a scatter-shot approach to advertising in this day and age.
allafarce Hertz has sued Accenture for failing to deliver on a $32 million “digital transformation” project.
Follow along as we read the lawsuit’s details…
theregister.co.uk/2019/04/23/her…
@allafarce Giant tech company in “can’t actually deliver tech” shocker.
hardillb And here is @GreatDismal’s ugly T-shirt theverge.com/2019/4/23/1851…
bytebot A lot has been said about the Uber IPO prospectus but maybe none as cogent as this FT comment. pic.twitter.com/sa3ACm0zTA
Wise_Children ICYMI our next show is #MaloryTowers, based on the #EnidBlyton books, adapted & directed by Emma Rice. Co-produced by @YorkTheatre & in association with @BristolOldVic, we’re taking it Bristol, Cambridge, York, Exeter, Oxford and Manchester. Tour deets: wisechildren.co.uk/productions/ma…
Late-stage capitalism. pic.twitter.com/fhywQX5ARE
karlminns This has to be libel pic.twitter.com/LUos7eaKmq
S0phieH It turns out there is no International Random Number Generation Day yet, so I’m making one.
This year the date for International RNG Day is: May 27th pic.twitter.com/Xi3T9sVZQD
Another victim of nominative determinism. twitter.com/111meeuwis/sta…
IanDunt *Burst into tears* twitter.com/FinancialTimes…
Thomas_vdKamp Happy Easter! 🥚Arguably the most beautiful eggs are laid by stick insects. More than a decade ago, I did my diploma thesis on them. And despite my focus of research shifted a little bit since then, they never stopped to fascinate me. #phasmatodea #stickinsects #entomology pic.twitter.com/ACUOg8bUy7
Ah, those helpful Amazon reviews. pic.twitter.com/r5ccy4tDx7
@CharlieVivante We are, apparently, drill twins. #teambosch #random
Is it wrong to want an armchair just because it reminds you of Avon from Blake’s 7? vinterior.co/listings/maths… #Blakes7 pic.twitter.com/sR2qzOxTs5
@domwakeling No, it’s why square bread was invented!
Toasted sourdough bread is one of the nicest things on the planet. It seems needlessly cruel, therefore, that it is mostly created in shapes that are desperately annoying to fit into a toaster.
caitlinmoran Is The Battle of Cyclists vs Motorists an episode of Game of Thrones I missed? Is this an official war? What if YOU are a motorist, but you ALSO have a bike? THIS WILL TEAR US APART twitter.com/peterwalker99/…
@iamtheshunt1 @dangusset That just sounds like an excellent lineup at the Louisiana.
plinketyplink2 Anyone else have secret names for their neighbours that they don’t know about?
In our street is,
Freda Frosties
Bob the Builder
Fat Head
Tank
The ginger nob head
Hoover bag tits.
@plinketyplink2 Hypocrisy given my own size, but my upstairs neighbours are “Hatty and Fatty”. I also use “Stompy McShitmusic” arbitrarily for either.
Hmm. [REC] doesn’t seem to be available for streaming on any of my services. I wonder if, if I pirate it, “I just found the footage” would be a defence…
@thomasvenables @wood5y Oopsie.
wood5y #Brean: grockle season has begun. bristolpost.co.uk/news/uk-world-…
notDcfcBoss 60 today! Happy birthday Robert Smith of The Cure. pic.twitter.com/VBhAE9oPKs
RobGMacfarlane Words of the Easter holiday: “ciúnas gan uaigneas” — literally “quietness without loneliness” (Irish/Gaeilge). A phrase that carries a sense of calm solitude, of being (even briefly) outside or beyond the usual chaos & noise.
(H/T @Al_Humphreys) pic.twitter.com/cWjOOP00m2
I would have moved house at least three more times by now if I knew these folks were going to do the job. twitter.com/hotdogsladies/…
Serendipity. pic.twitter.com/S3zXaOttts
SlenderSherbet “what the fuck, Carl?” pic.twitter.com/ygRjzPB5Fr
@jukesie I finally caved last year. It did help. pic.twitter.com/xE55iRlIV9
Gosh, isn’t Interstellar good? One day I’ll watch a film in the same year it comes out… #latetotheparty #asalways
poltheoryother Lord Sugar needs to be applauded for his absolutely tireless work in combatting the myth that wealth and intelligence are positively correlated. twitter.com/Lord_Sugar/sta…
@Emzlina This is so epically good that I just unliked it so I could like it again.
Emzlina Arnold J Rimmer as lamp shades: A thread pic.twitter.com/B3cVsD1V7L
@bexxi I’ll post it to you. It couldn’t lose anything in transit.
HartsBakery Hart’s Spring Market ☀️🌱🥕 We wanted to celebrate the changing of the seasons with a market! We’ll have homegrown fruit & veg, handmade goods, seedlings, plants & some amazing community projects! Keep the date in your diary! Saturday, April 27th from 8am - 2pm at the bakery☀️ pic.twitter.com/xRTWq7Nxdw
Really, Southville Deli? Wholemeal hot cross buns? This is like the sprouts wrapped in Ferraro Rocher foil, only worse.
Oh, so it’s going to be one of *those*, is it? pic.twitter.com/gxlYYniyNg
Photos of Bees Sleeping in a Flower petapixel.com/2019/04/18/pho…
@_Masterseye As a plan, it’s been working for me. pic.twitter.com/iKwIJEmSc1
IanMartin Look at this absolute tart. twitter.com/41Strange/stat…
TheBloggingGoth When you’re spooky but you got a lot of heart to give. pic.twitter.com/EJF9acWYFR
“Surely that’s ‘stretching a civilian’”? @eddieizzard pic.twitter.com/bhAOKBOQ0h
IanDunt Well this looks completely brilliant. youtu.be/27RtJp-rhHk
@CharlieVivante Oh yeah. Those kids are cool. Structural colouring makes everything sexier.
midsomerplots A celebrated cellist is found poisoned with a local variety of toadstool. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Market’s beautiful, but mentally unstable girl, angry that inconsistencies in W E Johns’ Biggles books might threaten the high street streetscape.
@CharlieVivante I’ve no idea, but do remember that everything tastes fine fried up in butter and garlic.
qikipedia In 2005, a man in Florida registered BenedictXVI.com just before Cardinal Ratzinger chose his papal name. He said he’d hand it over to the Vatican for ‘a mitre and complete absolution, no questions asked, for the third week of March 1987’.
mattsgorman Breaking: The Mueller Report CD-ROM will also contain 12 free hours of America Online
charleskriel An incredibly unwelcome entry to the UK today, as I was informed my 15 week old London born baby does not have the right to reside in the UK despite a Norwegian mother and father with Indefinite Leave. That’s not what anyone should expect when returning home.
@chadrsmalley @danbenjamin Let’s just lean into it and call them Cyber Radiogram Programs.
@quizlet I think your welcome emails might be malfunctioning! pic.twitter.com/FckawIyflx
@WTF4Law I assume the vast majority of criminals just kick doors in or use angle grinders and bolt-cutters. Lock picking seems to be mostly a middle-class sport these days.
@jennifermjones See also: granular privacy controls and LiveJournal.
NOO TOYZ. pic.twitter.com/2KOsIDOQZW
jayrosen_nyu A sentence about Facebook and news that I want you to read and ponder. “Supporting high-quality outlets would inevitably make it look like the platform was supporting liberals, which could lead to trouble in Washington, a town run mainly by conservatives.” wired.com/story/facebook…
QasimRashid If you need a reason to smile then remember that someone built a water slide for ducklings & they are totally here for it😃 pic.twitter.com/k6GKiT3IGU
@dangusset That sounds like quite positive balls.
@mrjimBob Sadly, though, Brexits may turn out to have a longer average lifespan.
Myst_game If you’re a fan of Myst, you need to check out @cyanworlds next great game: @firmamentgame - on @kickstarter NOW until April 26. You have 10 days to back the evolution of the narrative adventure:
kickstarter.com/projects/12522… pic.twitter.com/TJ2BwsxrrK
tomkatsumi This thread is astounding, the Austen of the modern era. twitter.com/thisstuartlaws…
davidottewell So having analysed the names of 20,000-odd councillors I was going to do a map showing the most common local politicians’ names in different places. Only problem is you end up with A GREAT BIG MAP OF JOHN pic.twitter.com/dbFoZUpAXG
@ChristinaMcMc Well, he has the depth, elegance and IQ of an Asda pizza, so perhaps it was an honest mistake.
@OpinionatedGeek I have a vague impression that in the Red Dwarf books it was Kryten’s crew’s original mission to detonate a pattern of supernovae that spelled “COKE ADDS LIFE”…
@KatieWhyatt @DawnHFoster You must have somehow missed his original fax. pic.twitter.com/2Z5pBATQWI
@dangusset Ah, the beauty of a pie-gone era.
@holly Also: No, your video on how to successfully drill holes in tiles does not, in fact, need death metal accompaniment or special effects.
BBCArchive #OnThisDay 1986: Top Gear checked out futuristic car navigation technology that harnessed the awesome power of CDs. pic.twitter.com/HnOWTD5qk1
It’s amazing that the internet’s allowed so many people to become experts in such varied fields. Thanks, Al Gore, for your grand invention. twitter.com/drjanaway/stat…
@mcclure111 @ami_angelwings Yah. I’d go with Life on Mars and Breaking Bad.
rolanddreier I guess the best thing about that Ian McEwan quote in the @guardian is that Iain Banks savagely dunked on it in the @guardian eight years ago.
theguardian.com/books/2011/may…
@simonindelicate And it’s lovely of the internet to let them crowbar their opinions into our conversations all year round, and not just at Christmas.
@AthanSpod Thanks!
@TheWhiskyWire @TweetTastings @WhiskeyGate @JJCorryUK In scanning past I misunderstood the valinch and assumed this was a tweet from one of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer accounts I follow 😂
SeamusBlackley I’ve been working on a yeast (and prolly other stuff) sample that I got from (redacted source). It’s from scrapings of ancient Egyptian bread pots. Yes, yeasts can hibernate that long. Yes, I’m going to bake today using it, using Barley and Emmer, which the ancient Egyptians had. pic.twitter.com/4ZhKXbdbbd
BDSixsmith God bless him, but Ian McEwan has clearly never read any science fiction. pic.twitter.com/Yio2y2LlKf
andrewducker Perfect social engineering hacking example. twitter.com/Kevin2600/stat… pic.twitter.com/4fP6bQdYAv
@jephjacques And yet right now I ask Alexa to play music for reading, and Spotify starts shuffling bible readings. The AI future is quite unevenly distributed.
niko_tinius the population of the UK – joy division stylpic.twitter.com/haW1i598WSWS
bitfield The software to create the black hole in the movie ‘Interstellar’ is a full implementation of Einstein’s equations in 40,000 lines of C++, and rendered thousands of 23-megapixel IMAX frames on a 32,000-core render farm at about 20 core-hours per frame arxiv.org/pdf/1502.03808… pic.twitter.com/5olOtddvkJ
@Dru_Marland Aww!
Oh, Fleabag. That was rather amazing.
“…galactic rubber band with a martyr complex.” Snigger#discoveryry
VisitTwinPeaks Director David Lynch has blasted the entire Brexit narrative as ‘difficult to follow and impossible to understand.’ dailysquat.com/david-lynch-bl…
“Alexa, ask Spotify to play music for reading.”
“Shuffling Bible Reading from Spotify”
Aaaaaaarghghgh! @SpotifyUK @AmazonHelp
@fluffybex Awww! Wish I still had mine. I’d forgotten its existence completely.
seventiesuk This brings back Memories 🍫🍫 pic.twitter.com/i6YQYKInUa
@craigmod Also: can we make it a law that if you can subscribe on the web, you must also be able to *unsubscribe* on the web, rather than having to call some clingy sales team?
swear_trek New on @GIPHY:
giphy.com/channel/swear_…
How early can we leave work pic.twitter.com/JWvUQfpRn8
@AngrySubEditor Sounds like a complete ‘head.
Wattoo Wattoo youtu.be/ZfIE_hzapGk via @YouTube
bigfinish Here’s one from the archives - the legendary Paul Darrow from #Blakes7 and his puppy Jessica #NationalPetDay pic.twitter.com/nbOXlP3yGY
CharlieVivante Oh hi, Pre opening at The Ostrich @ButcombeBrewery pic.twitter.com/p652RoeQTj
@CharlieVivante @RealDramRob @Mr_ian_B Oh, thank fuck someone took it over. It definitely needed rescuing. Used to be the kind of place where you wondered if the bar staff had any experience at all, or were just customers who’d got bored waiting.
@fourfoot Also, still not as bad as the last thing I washed accidentally. pic.twitter.com/7R7V6UaIV4
@fourfoot A fucking spoon. That’s like a toasting fork, but ruder, yeah?
Wandered past a water-injection dredger on the way to lunch, as you do… #bristol pic.twitter.com/J5EZqVFSa7
VoxHib Of course, it’s not widely known that Brexit Halloween was originally a pagan deadline.
Spot on the satisfied smile there. #composition #goldenratio pic.twitter.com/86HtJ4xylQ
Spot on the satisfied smile there. #composition #goldenratio pic.twitter.com/RBzFWpPsj6
@Femi_Sorry Prisons have exercise yards and an inspectorate?
flashboy “It’s simply the most practical date to summon the shadow horde, when the walls between worlds are at their most fragile, when realities blur and mayhem reigns and the wild hunt does ride once more” the official added twitter.com/joncstone/stat…
eucopresident EU27 has agreed an extension of Art. 50. I will now meet PM @theresa_may for the UK government’s agreement. #Brexit
collnsmith First I thought “is the black hole photo really a ‘photo’? Or is it some collected wave frequency data interpreted into a color image” then I realized that’s every photo
FacesPics This guy is selling stolen meters pic.twitter.com/Iln56K0NxR
@sween But whoa! The dents are coming from *inside* the cans!
@PeterSokolowski That’s very Morse. (One thing he never managed to get me into was opera, though.)
@PeterSokolowski Morse got me into all sorts of things. He’s the reason I do the Times crossword!
@PeterSokolowski I first learned this watching Inspector Morse on TV! 😀 youtube.com/watch?time_con…
@PeterSokolowski For what it’s worth: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sp…
@PauldeTarragona @MaelVogue @DawnHFoster Wow. James May’s looking pretty flamboyant these days.
@PeterSokolowski I thought that was the preferred OED spelling?
@holly Uncheck “Britpop” in Language Settings.
@FelicityMorse Christ, yes. I’m going to have to corral my unreads and start a moratorium again. I know it’s time when I’ve run out of bookmarks…
The things for sale in your local Facebook marketplace probably says a lot about your area. pic.twitter.com/1obsMdfKKF
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Choplogik we write “Millenials Are Killing The [X] Industry” because when you write “Unsustainable Profit-Driven Systems Are Crumbling Around A Wage-Suppressed Global Populace Serving Roughly 2000 Aging Billionaires” people get too depressed to click through & watch our hair cream ads
@tiny_teapot I also just did season 1 in a night :) I’m almost happier about that right now, because there’s nothing worse than a brilliant series that carries on too long and ends on an overextended sour note.
@paul_clarke @petergregson Oh yeah! pic.twitter.com/dBTiKndgnb
@mjrobbins @paul_clarke That was my first thought, but it’s been a bloody long time since I lived anywhere near That London.
@anildash I find Instagram far better for my mental health. But I suppose with both of them it’s entirely down to who you follow.
Binging Fleabag season one. Last time I played catch-up like this it was Breaking Bad, so I should probably be glad it’s a British-length series…
@libby_ayres @danbarker That’s been replaced by IKEA on a quiet afternoon now. The dreams are cheaper because you have to put them together yourself.
@danbarker Yes; these very socks. I liked the loud colours. Also a rather more subdued bathrobe. Both online, though. I used to go in person more, when the surrounding ships had more to offer, too, but Broadmead in Bristol is now a wretched hive of scum and villainy. pic.twitter.com/Fz6T7Nqxyf
daniel_barker I think it’s important to remember that most of the time a woodpecker’s tongue is wrapped round its skull, waiting. pic.twitter.com/FSln4lvAhu
@palimpsest22 @chris71williams @IanMartin Ah; I’d been assuming Super Gran. I mean, that amazing reveal where it turned out she’d been Scunner Campbell all along…
@hotdogsladies I DO NOT NEED TO SEE THAT AGAIN IT WAS SCARY ENOUGH WHEN I WAS FOURTEEN DAMN IT
@Bristolvor 59%, or, as it sometimes means, “There’s actually rather more time than you’re expecting until the next progress bar, which I have not yet mentioned, appears.”
DAMN IT TO HELL. twitter.com/natashahodgson…
TheMushyPea In other news - my two year old son has lost this pinky-peach bunny on a @FirstBSA in Bristol this morning (X1 around 10 from Hotwells). If you find it our number is stitched in his tail, and we can collect. He misses it already!
#LetsFindThisBunny pic.twitter.com/PYkvlNvh2y
MustardSally1 I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me.
Apparently he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life.
@danhancox @MikeSegalov That’s so good it should be a Half Man Half Biscuit lyric.
@psidnell I’ve put in my diary already 😀 pic.twitter.com/gPdw2fXUBd
And lo! Here I am reading a page of a book that I know nobody else has laid eyes on since it was printed, in 1920. Secondhand book shopping is cool. 5/5 pic.twitter.com/WlzZKvecrU
My late grandad Len’s silver Coronation letter-opener seems the most appropriate tool. 4/5 pic.twitter.com/z4WC0yhsgL
From the contents page, the poem Astrophel most piqued my interest. Turning to it, though, what do I find? Yup. I guess it interested me more than the original owner, or anyone since. 3/5 pic.twitter.com/iivt1s4uNn
It’s a random volume of poetry by Algernon Swinburne. I knew his name from doing crosswords, and that he was associated with the Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood, who I’ve been curious about since reading one of @Peculiar’s Bryant and May novels. 2/5 pic.twitter.com/ClAdGNN7c7
I recently went to @Bookbarn_BBI for a browse. Okay, obviously, one does not simply *browse* in a bookshop. I picked this book up on a whim, for £1. The edges are like that because books were sometimes sold with un-cut pages, and the reader would cut them open themselves. 1/5 pic.twitter.com/UKNvTkYrGY
@UrsulaWJ Let me know if you find That One Weird Tip That Will Give You Instant Motivation.
@simongerman600 Also, if you did it, you’d have to get a 3D scan of your head first and do a proper projection, right?
@UrsulaWJ I’ve been staring vacantly at the internet, but apart from that, we appear to be twins today.
Sadly I’m not sure this will be a money-making career path for me. pic.twitter.com/A4OYGhzTUs
@delseccoj @hemeon Yup. Was reminded of that yesterday and remembered wistfully how I used to see a medium URL and be happy that the reading experience would be pleasant.
@jephjacques Did you put a pea under there?
daniel_barker Me: where does all my money GO?
My bank statement: on these things which you purchased
Me: NEVERTHELESS