@jukesie Thank you. I might have to get that one printed out and see how it looks big.
@griffinkate *Lets off tiny sarcastic firework*
A somewhat subdued year for me, but my annual photo-of-the-month roundup tradition continues. gothick.org.uk/2016/12/31/fav…
@UrsulaWJ You’re travelling at the wrong time. If you kill them during the leap second this evening there’s all sorts of loopholes…
Herring1967 I will never forget year I was a guest at Jools Holland’s Hootenanny. + then spent real New Year’s Eve alone watching myself have fun on TV.
Someone has been parking a car in a large space, “helped” by someone shouting from the pavement, outside my window, for about an hour now.
Footbridge. pic.twitter.com/YdcBQVr27k
Tell Us What You Think! - threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2016/12/29/tel… pic.twitter.com/6EUGtm69sZ
roqueandrolle My new favourite update from the Gardaí 😹 pic.twitter.com/zB3VSFScLM
everycolorbot 0xb413f2 pic.twitter.com/fyhsMqtn8j
@EffBeeee I don’t think a light coating of alcohol has ever put me off anything :D
Navigational Star - threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2016/12/28/nav… pic.twitter.com/wBk0lJ1OYG
@shauninman Thank you for Fever and your support over the years! Good luck with the new priorities.
Is someone blowing things up, south of the river? #bristol
@charwarz I’m sure most people will take it as read ;)
Worst cocktail ever. pic.twitter.com/MW2IMnVppY
@hayles I got the box set for Christmas! 🎄 🎁
Flickr. (I know this because it happened last week. “So, it’s like Instagram, then?” “Er, welll…”twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/…TI
Acceptable, #bristol. Continue. ift.tt/2ie6OJ7 pic.twitter.com/VOnBO3Yqny
@HarringtonBear Yeah.
#AliensFirstComments “So, er, what’s the WiFi password?”
A skull and crossbones and the eye of Horus. The tattooist was young but experienced. pic.twitter.com/BeoVU8zfUc
Nexo Knights. ift.tt/2ib64Es pic.twitter.com/bqD8j7sxR1
Pictionary time. pic.twitter.com/m5lC8dZbUT
newsthump NEWS! Rogue One release sees Peter Cushing declared fit for work by DWP bit.ly/2hZojzi pic.twitter.com/AvcpJYWvt4
@talithahg Your unconscious is Rickrolling you. This is extreme.
@Phooto Yur. Though this is just a plain old mode switch, so it’s entirely for tidiness here.
Plaiting is sometimes a handy skill for electronics. pic.twitter.com/56h6mm5S3S
@Kavey Is that the reason the rest of the house is unconscious?
@_pigeons_ Take a very small guess. pic.twitter.com/O2NA1VINpj
@mhoulden I don’t like almonds. But I do have bacon in. Maybe I’ll try a roast breakfast tomorrow ;)
Mmmm. Roasted mini-sprouts. Very more-ish. May regret this tomorrow.
@_pigeons_ What’s that? I couldn’t hear you over this pile of sprouts.
65/365 Christmas Kit video youtube.com/watch?v=l45AzI… threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2016/12/25/chr…
@prettygreentea Finally getting on with the new Ben Aaronovich.
@_pigeons_ I have saved enough for bubble & squeak tomorrow :)
That’s pretty tricky with that accent, Hans.
I have wine, a meal involving sprouts, and Die Hard on Netflix. Sorted.
@benorgan Oh! No, not coincidence. I thought I put my address in, too. Ah well. ;)
Kitsch. pic.twitter.com/8fIjBpHyud
Christmas construction. pic.twitter.com/1Yd09XgAWc
That’s the in-between days sorted, then. pic.twitter.com/xuyC4IXZHH
@chubbybannister I shall grab the podcast version and tidy along with it later ;)
@chubbybannister Argh! Forgot The Archers!
britishgaming Take me down to the Parallax City where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
Having a little Christmas @Kilchoman05.
@Cookwitch @Kavey @michaelgove BLINKENPOOP!
LucyCKinch Christmas goals. pic.twitter.com/qwMKeeOEbx
Briefly turned the telly on to download Christmas schedule and look for Die Hard. Now still in pyjamas watching Wallace and Gromit.
I am *almost* living in the future. pic.twitter.com/p9biQPwe6P
@ememess My house is your house. Pick us up some mini pork pies and a bottle of own-brand Baileys.
tryingbrevity @gothick “I will explain non-linear time to you aliens through the metaphor of baseball.”
Audience: Could you perhaps reverse that?
@scalzi It was nice knowing you.
alicialutes GENERAL, we are ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. pic.twitter.com/zt3V3imSpT
Christ. The DS9 one doesn’t even have a subplot.
Generic US SF TV Episodes #462: The One That’s Inexplicably About Baseball That All The Non-US Viewers Just Fast-Forward Through, Sighing.
@Shonette Mentally inventing a social media “will fine-dine at the drop of a hat” group who will swoop on these opportunities like raptors.
@thekarleighshow I actually think I like sprouts, but I only seem to buy them in late December.
@HarringtonBear *Waves from other side of the clubroom*
@GreatGeorgeWMB Bongsoir.
@OpinionatedGeek I think that’s where they were in Woolies!
@OpinionatedGeek Ah. The only other places I ever bought them were Amazon, Maplin, and (RIP) Woolworths. Hope you find some!
@jukesie @chubbybannister it’s important to pay attention to the four major Christmas food groups. pic.twitter.com/JMvqyuLPBx
@OpinionatedGeek When I had a fuse box that had fuses, I got them aplenty in the local ironmongers.
@chubbybannister I know the feeling. *Pours another sherry regardless*
Love the way the fridge in @TincanCoffeeCo’s new Clare St. branch is made up as a Citroen H van :D #bristol pic.twitter.com/m7AXdcjAtV
@ahnlak If you get a chance to try Millionaire—Wild Beer’s salted caramel stout—I suggest you do.
Ba-dum *tish* pic.twitter.com/M2vkkuhU7K
scorpioattackb7 Great shot of Paul Darrow and Gareth Thomas having a chat between takes. #Blakes7 #Blake pic.twitter.com/53v8Y8jcUu
Solstice. #avebury ift.tt/2hWTye3 pic.twitter.com/Q88QF5J8pH
@stubbornella Oof. *sympathy*
Possibly the saddest moment of Blake’s 7. twitter.com/scorpioattackb…
@KBowBristol Wow! I’ve been being patriotic all month without knowing it 😀
@stubbornella No matter what you do, there’s always something. Sometimes TWO YEARS LATER.
@scorpioattackb7 Personal trivia: the Warwick Uni SF Society was once ejected from the Arts Centre bar for a full-volume “Maximum Power!”
Sol Invictus. pic.twitter.com/7pQzHYnfPR
Children of the Stones #avebury #solstice pic.twitter.com/M1h786z52p
Ah, so the railway tracks may be being (temporarily) covered because the Chocolate Path is falling into the river..twitter.com/rbrwr/status/8…jP
@rbrwr “Urged to take care”? Well, I wasn’t planning on jumping up and down…
iFixit How ugly is 0/10 repairability? It looks like this: ifixit.com/Teardown/AirPo… pic.twitter.com/1axfOUywuD
@porthjess It may be just me jumping to conclusions (see @archidave) But I can never work out what the actual plans are from the websites.
@archidave They’re temporarily burying the rail tracks!? It didn’t seem an unreasonable conclusion to jump to that this was decommissioning.
End of the line. Shame, I used to like being passed by the occasional steam train on the Chocolate Path. #bristol pic.twitter.com/c8s9XfVqhW
Early Bedminster cave paintings. #bristol pic.twitter.com/bjlr6V7XTB
@quellist1 Can’t think what drew me to this. pic.twitter.com/ERPq1QbHZM
@dcorsetto “This year, to save me from tears, I’m packing the rope and duct tape…”
So here it is, Merry Christmas… (Thank you, Ivan!) pic.twitter.com/nXZYzDpGgM
@skeddy @hayles He seems to have the look of a man determined to deliver a parcel on time no matter what, which works for me.
travelwestEng Cabot Circus Carpark CLOSED due to car fire. Emergency services on site. Caution as smoke obscuring visability #twTraffic #Bristol BE
Nominative determinism? pic.twitter.com/ZfYoSrBejz
@tyronem No they wont. !important
IndoorHeroes VFX Director: “This is fine” pic.twitter.com/IAehDv9jGS
@C_J_Fox My original polycarbonate MacBook is still running fine somewhere in a cottage in Somerset, too…
@C_J_Fox That would be a problem in any world.
@Kavey Your tweet sounds surprised.
It’s an Ultraglide with DURILIUM Technology! I really do live in TEH FUTURES. pic.twitter.com/JbtB9V8R8W
Aww. Lionel Blue. The only Thought for the Day contributor that didn’t have me rushing for the “off” switch on the radio.
@becskr I’d either keep them or photograph them and keep them digitally. Nostalgia is something that can bring joy, after all…
JonnyGeller My favourite description of how writing works, by Raymond Chandler, in a letter to his editor. pic.twitter.com/zpkkq91bdS
@lilydoughball Stick a glacé goji berry on top.
MarkTaylorFood Good to see the new @TincanCoffeeCo open in Clare Street - more good coffee in central Bristol pic.twitter.com/BRrPqALrUU
@drwave And the true sadness, for me, is that she can’t fucking swear.
@liveindetail Don’t believe you.
@aedison Except in Universe 26138B, for REASONS.
Why does Apple Mail suddenly think half my legit email is spam? Including… All mail from Apple#dohoh
@bexxi That would be surprise.
@bexxi !
@sowerbyandluff Cheers! *Raises a glass of Aldi’s finest cream sherry*
Cheeky pickled onion.
@hatsandbikes Oh! So it is. That’s quite a change from the entire rest of the day!
I imagine it’ll only be a year or two before it re-opens now.
Gosh. The clingfilm’s coming off Ashton Avenue Bridge at last! #bristol pic.twitter.com/9cSK0R77HQ
@_RelayFM @jsnell @_upgradefm Make sure that phone’s in reach, @imyke..telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/1…1j
platinumjones When your friends see how drunk you are at the office Christmas party and put you in a taxi twitter.com/pontifex/statu…
I’m sure it can’t have been the beard that put Amber off. #thearchers pic.twitter.com/qEBFjjdW2W
Possibly the scariest thing about the Yahoo breach is that a company that big were using unsalted MD5 for passwords in 2013.
@MittenDAmour They’ve been trying to sell me another replacement light bulb for my oven for weeks now.
ChuckWendig No, “unpresidented” is what we wish YOU were. pic.twitter.com/gIQZIllWJh
@Nose_in_a_book I can’t help but think that there’s not much intersection between fake news believers and Chrome extension installers, mind…
Row, row, row your boat..pic.twitter.com/TlhJ9i6Hwgwg
Bertha’s. #bristol ift.tt/2hs3L1u pic.twitter.com/ejhOg9aNXd
Please will someone buy me this Davenport for Christmas? dreweatts.com/cms/pages/lot/…
iCloud photo sync: perfectly timed so it happens *just* as you’ve given up and emailed yourself the picture.
Looks like someone’s getting a real treat from their office’s secret Santa! ift.tt/2gT8vgb pic.twitter.com/ewZzGtTtO7
Oooh. @IFTTT just added UK support for Alexa. *rolls up sleeves*
chrisphin I know this is 100% standard, but it doesn’t make it any less baffling, disheartening and disenfranchising. twitter.com/britishgaming/…
travelwestEng #Bristol City Centre traffic flow is changing in early 2017. Watch the new @MetroBusTW video to see how it will work youtube.com/watch?v=VEd5b_…
Lucyvfreeman I’m on the tube with a transvestite, two Hasidic Jews and the guy from a reality show. If there’s a murder this’ll be a hell of a whodunnit
alexhern Chris Grayling: Cycle lanes “cause too much of a problem for road users”.
Chris Grayling: *doors a cyclist*..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…JR
@capoapp Cool, ta.
@capoapp @smugsw Just a heads-up: am getting this on checking for update—presuming it’s not just me?pic.twitter.com/mHerv03z4WW
JamesMelville Bloody hell. Jamiroquai has let himself go. pic.twitter.com/M2GLb8bHlU
Is Wikipedia the only remaining popular site that serves mobile pages at a separate URL?
CNBC BREAKING: Yahoo discloses hack that may affect “more than one billion user accounts”, “likely distinct” from hack disclosed on Sept 22, 2016
@bexxi @richardjfoster I’m starting to think it’s the best option over here, too!
One Man and his Dog #bristol @_pigeons_ pic.twitter.com/UkOKcfNLdk
doctorow The Post Office Tower London: The ultimate in British sci-fi architecture early 60s
danismm.tumblr.com/post/154367312… pic.twitter.com/QvMSdBZyd4
@nineweeks @_pigeons_ Not that we saw :( We found some in Bordeaux Quay but they had flies on which but us off!
So few places in #Bristol seem to do mince pies! Sitting with @_pigeons_ in @wshed idly wondering if @HartsBakery deliver tiny batches.
@Harkaway You appear to be describing Hudson Hawk, so I guess I’m in :D
TheRegister Busted Microsoft software update blamed for breaking Brits’ DHCP reg.cx/2ryJ
@porthjess I was idly thinking about watching some Father Ted tonight. You appear to have sealed my fate. #coincidence
My “entirely impressed” face from earlier. @_pigeons_ pic.twitter.com/MfGcSdHx6z
Unusually for me, I have the correct whisky for the glass this evening. @Bunnahabhain pic.twitter.com/Amns7mkaqs
Fuck sake Apple. I just want to run some programs on my computer. #functionalhighground pic.twitter.com/ws3X0Ajsn6
workergnome Going through old papers my dad gave me, I found his map of the internet as of May 1973.
The entire internet. pic.twitter.com/0krvYoRGav
@betty_watson Defence against traffic cones? 😀
For the true Amazon UK experience, rename your car “The Yodelmobile” and drop the shopping in your wheelie bin when..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5t
@Bristolvor Yup. Or at least I was. It’s been a very long time since I’ve seen any of it. Of all things, I’m probably closest to Blake’s 7.
@Bristolvor I did Voyager (including most of the later eps for the first time) earlier this year. Have to try and cope with DS9 now.
Here we are again. pic.twitter.com/9YhotEcY4V
@jdriscoll Ah! No, it doesn’t. Sorry, I was expecting the brokenness to be a bit more obvious.
loveitloveit Armed police on the streets of Newcastle, ‘to make us feel safe’. We don’t do this in the UK. I feel sick. facebook.com/northumbriapol…
@jdriscoll I just plugged my Logitech mouse into a Sierra iMac to give it a try and the scroll wheel works fine.
It’s gone again! #igersbristol ift.tt/2gw6N3Q pic.twitter.com/m1wySMMTUU
AlasdairStuart This is my spoiler-rific look at the first seven episodes of Dirk Gently. It hits Netflix very soon and is a weird..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nh
@AlasdairStuart God, yes. I imagine how good it could have been if consistent, and weep.
@chubbybannister Yes. Not a cheery one. But worth it.
anyabike Every time I hear Jacob Rees Mogg talking about the “metropolitan élite” I’m gonna post this picture pic.twitter.com/gmyzpEMKdd
Last night’s ride to town. pic.twitter.com/cKSMC2BIJx
@porthjess You overslept. It’s May. Don’t worry; you didn’t miss much.
@mhoulden Did you just invent the Cornish pasty?
@Kavey No idea why you can’t see the photo—it’s just a photo—but it’s a Facebook ad for some stuff call “Huel”.
For some reason, I imagine this “food” is named after the noise you make after eating it. pic.twitter.com/napFzpZ57D
aidanhorner We’ve reached peak leak independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…
@benjohnbarnes On the other hand, it means John Lewis can’t get their vans down my road :D #middleclassproblems
LivEchonews BREAKING: Serial troll Joshua Bonehill-Paine, 24, jailed for the maximum of two
years for harassing Labour MP Luciana Berger
Pressure washing is *so* satisfying. pic.twitter.com/zqTxt0WcMN
@ahnlak It’s a nice theory, but if you relied on it I don’t think you’d live to publish your findings.
@beccamagnus This is one of the few times I wish I still lived in Gants Hill 😄🧀
…but as a pedestrian, prepare to dive out of the way, because most drivers don’t seem to have read this bittwitter.com/HighwayCodeGB/…JT
susie_dent ‘Gigglemug’: a century-old word for someone who is unnecessarily cheerful, especially in the morning.
Sundown. pic.twitter.com/2GZ9MVnjqi
hondanhon Day 6 of iPhone 7+. Was charging iPhone. Went to plug in headphones to listen to music. Instead contemplated thinness of phone, in silence.
@scorpioattackb7 I had one of those mechanical digital clock radios at the front. I think I saw one in Space: 1999, too!
@SimonLandmine Yeah, so have I. That’s why I take a test shot before I leave the house.
VictoriaMia Sir Mix-a-Lot likes big butts and cannot lie.
Sir Mix-a-Lot’s brother hates big butts and cannot tell the truth.
You may ask one question.
@C_J_Fox I try to. It’s a creativity exercise/self-therapy; “morning pages” as described by Julia Cameron in _The Artist’s Way_.
@psidnell I was just walking around the harbourside and..pic.twitter.com/pFNTiXXO8181
No. 9457 in my “has the camera got a card in?” series. pic.twitter.com/UVhhaUi5wi