@ToniMcLellan @biz @monteiro @jack “If I turn the Klan away, they’ll just hold their weekly meeting in a different bar…”
Sharing. ift.tt/2xF7HVp pic.twitter.com/aBwxaItNNU
Mitch Benn: Don’t F**k Up The Sequel To Blade Runner (SWEARY) patreon.com/posts/dont-f-k…
I say I say I say… Matt, did you take any photos of the #docksheritageweekend? I’m a frayed knot! #badumtish #ig…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iw9R
VisitBristol It’s Docks Heritage Weekend, check out the events happening at Underfall Yard, M Shed and the SS Great Britain:..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QI
PulpLibrarian Happy 50th birthday to The Prisoner, first broadcast today in 1967
Here’s Jack Kirby’s artwork from the never-publ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…J9
Luckily… pic.twitter.com/0jXRQWrTdQ
@DrHairbear I’m sure it’s still worth trying, if you happen to very much like Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups dissolved..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ID
“Forgive me for not trusting an electronic device during an apocalyptic storm.” I do love Ichabod’s relationships with tech. #sleepyhollow
Bleh. This tastes like drinking a can of artificial vanilla flavouring. 2/10. pic.twitter.com/rI0s1rvj5C
@claytoncubitt I only started spelling it right when there was an actual bureau in my living room. #tip
343/365 Boyce’s Avenue. threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/09/29/boy… pic.twitter.com/9toaROXXpK
Underneath the Arch House. #igersbristol ift.tt/2hCOJYQ pic.twitter.com/FvNPu1p6eV
Buggity bug. pic.twitter.com/OikqzbcgAF
I wonder how long it’ll be before Bristol is just alternating burger joints and sourdough pizza places. And Broadmead.
@MakingBlakes7 😢😢😢 Nooooooooooooo! Will threats help at all? If you stop I’m going to refer to it as “The Great British Blake Off”.
StarTrek #HappyAnniversary to the crew that introduced us to No.1, the mischievous Q, tea Early Grey hot, & taught us to Mak..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ej
lauraewaddell 140 character twitter vs 280 character twitter pic.twitter.com/6FHyHgGSxQ
watsoncomedian Seems to get earlier every year, National Poetry Day. M and S had sonnets on the shelves in July.
@Bristolvor I was going to buy something sensible, then I walked round the back of the lot at Economy Saab in Shirehampton and fell in love.
kennethn Super excited about the move to 280 characters!
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CONFIDENTIALITY. This tweet is intended only for the use of t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sW
Despite—or perhaps because of—the fact that it was entirely preposterous, I do sometimes wish I still had the ol’ btwitter.com/i/web/status/9…Lq5w
Nobody needs a reason to diss the Enterprise music other than the Enterprise music. twitter.com/stillawake/sta…
@chrisash I would say it’s a great car! Mine was a 1988 900 T16S :)
The credit sequence for the new Star Trek is beautiful. And the music didn’t “do an Enterprise”, either ;)..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0r
Something of a theme… ift.tt/2y7H5N9 pic.twitter.com/g9beCSxVg3
@_pigeons_ @Swishrelic 720 should be fine. That’s still quite a lot of pixels.
@_pigeons_ @Swishrelic Sorry, 50, I meant. One of the lower resolution but higher frame rate options lower down the list.
@_pigeons_ @Swishrelic …upping to 30 frames per second and see if that makes any difference.
@_pigeons_ @Swishrelic …next time we meet, remind me to bring my MacBook and we can see the same video looks chop..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Te
@_pigeons_ @Swishrelic I know very little about video. I can lend you a faster card if you want to try and see if i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eN
Autumn 900. #igersbristol ift.tt/2hvlbMM pic.twitter.com/AHxdt8tQpI
@teabass This is perfectly healthy and well-founded and will probably save your arse one day. Computers are awful. Save early, save often.
megpickard Join Twitter, they said. See 140ch descriptions of what other people had for lunch, they said….
And now this.
🤔 twitter.com/tomcoates/stat…
Developer problems :D twitter.com/_DavidSmith/st…
📷 Every New Moon. New Moon Tapas, Clifton Village. Great little sign. tmblr.co/ZD7hNx2QM9pr4
And… relax. ift.tt/2wf1H1r pic.twitter.com/xBHaEX8XFO
@claireellent *Mumbles through avocado-flecked beard* Worth it.
@Sirius7dk Tell you what, if the food’s this good, I might. 😆
I IZ MILLENNIAL NOW pic.twitter.com/qrVVEjA30J
@labfoo …and I was a long way away!
@labfoo Interesting. Mind you, these looked like straightforward police Eurocopters, but maybe they were just showing solidarity :D
Not one but two helicopters hovering over Clifton. Unusual.
GaryDelaney This Cinderella reboot is shit. twitter.com/cheshirepolice…
michaelhogan In none-more-Guardian news, today’s food section features a recipe for “porcini, kale and smoked water lasagne”. Sm..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4o
Great first line. Now all you need to do is write the rest of the novel. twitter.com/rougeit/status…
Queens Road. #igersbristol ift.tt/2xn26CJ pic.twitter.com/tBEz70cMxZ
@Cookwitch @chris_coltrane Shouldn’t you be shouting that reply at some grass seed?
chris_coltrane You see the best headline in the world, but then you notice the best picture caption in the world. pic.twitter.com/MGL12SZ8E3
Ah, Galaxie 500, how do I love thee? Let me count the chords.
Oh, there’s two.
swear_trek leaving work on a Friday like pic.twitter.com/CyyfgYZbu6
@AthanSpod It looks hard to stop them earlier without potentially leaving false-positive users floundering, but I’l..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vg
@AthanSpod Ah, no, I was misremembering where my code is running. I’m detecting them at registration, but sadly *af..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zJ
I haven’t “got” a single one of these “you’ve heard of ‘elf on a shef’” piss-takes yet. #oldman
When you ask an agency to make a change to a contract. pic.twitter.com/Tt3THjTW6s
@AthanSpod But sadly, no, the design of phpBB seems to make it much easier to deal with them post-activation, thoug..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3c
@AthanSpod (Given the number of spammers versus the number of genuine users whose reg. emails have bounced—two, I t.twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cx8
@AthanSpod That’s odd, given that they shouldn’t be able to get to registration stage without clicking the verification link in the email…
Work is progressing on my the next stage of my phpBB Akismet plugin: detecting spammers before they even try spammi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…th
Riparian Teasels - threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/09/22/rip… pic.twitter.com/vF13w5TPRI
@chelspipp @SarahGPerry Thank you. Embarrassingly for someone called “Gibson” I was having trouble remembering the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Qb
High high tide. pic.twitter.com/0f01ufRjrt
randombrexit Debbie Mcgee Brexit
@antimitch @lilydoughball @Shonette This has always been my thought, too. But I never found out :D Looks surprising..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pv
Röntgens. ift.tt/2xxo1qC pic.twitter.com/et9YYdDnLY
hannahrosewoods Bros of academia: sometimes it’s not psychogeography. You are literally just going for a walk.
@macworld I thought Nokia had pulled the Steel HR because of the condensation problem?
Oooh, John Noble reappears in Sleepy Hollow. Just as well, as he’s the reason I’ve started watching it :) #walterbishopforever
Thread of the century. Assuming we last that long. twitter.com/brainmage/stat…
334/365 Oblique Pero threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/09/20/obl… pic.twitter.com/GZRHHazFOo
City astern. pic.twitter.com/YuV5r44PuJ
ISmellLovely Smocked salmon is a rare Whitechapel delicacy pic.twitter.com/ArFHaEtUmP
@wordsfromluke Likewise! Sorry I was zombiefied at first! On the plus side, nothing needed doing at the dentist 😁
Take off. ift.tt/2w7fhUN pic.twitter.com/7DKn4TdLGc
@ememess Cool, thanks.
Testing the water. pic.twitter.com/KXtkAeZ5FR
randombrexit Hummus Brexit
MarshallJulius Grate bit of street art 🎃 pic.twitter.com/IpEICm16UE
Boomf. pic.twitter.com/nkgH33xW2P
@ChristinaMcMc It will make more sense next time you hear the song, promise :D
@ChristinaMcMc It’s a fantastic song. Did you know it was about Frankenstein’s monster?
Beathhigh But who will win this duel…? twitter.com/edinburghpaper…
Childhood memories evoked by crosswords #93547: The _Why Don’t You?_ theme tune. youtu.be/3FQktsKvXcg via @YouTube
Morning ritual sacrifice of coffee beans as an appeal for release to the god Hypnos. ift.tt/2f6TaXn pic.twitter.com/xtbeYoVAnS
paul_arnold This is terrific.
Warren Buffett wins $1M bet made a decade ago that the S&P 500 index would outperform hedge funds aei.org/publication/wa…
JElvisWeinstein This photo looks like a lost Pink Floyd album cover. pic.twitter.com/z8UmrtFdAA
JosephScrimshaw Ikea’s display toilets reminding us the importance of an educated populace to the survival of democracy pic.twitter.com/ZXuKWoeOCx
paraicodonnell — Doctor, doctor, I’m suffering from amnesia, Tourette’s syndrome and aphasia.
— When did the symptoms appear?
— I can’t fucking November.
@hayles Sorry, nope!
First Times Jumbo Cryptic I’ve managed to get through… #cruciverbalist ift.tt/2yhNLoN pic.twitter.com/qk5xH3w6Z5
@hayles There’s always a small chance. What was her number?
@hayles Hardly any. Wasn’t really feeling it today :(
Into the Gallery. #bristolhalfmarathon pic.twitter.com/HkZ2xpVb0p
Nice one! ift.tt/2xc0jzu pic.twitter.com/wfzG7Anzlt
Perfect running weather for the #bristolhalfmarathon. Good luck all!
Here comes a delivery… #bristol #igersbristol #bristolhalfmarathon ift.tt/2wlcDyF pic.twitter.com/YAhpMIGbkF
They don’t seem to have caught anything yet. pic.twitter.com/A8cUqsaYPP
Options. pic.twitter.com/vw2TwmtK7b
ScienceDante When #Cassini launched, we saw it on the news; when it got to Saturn we saw it on our PCs; when it ended, we saw it..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…X7
@startrekcbs “The media could not be played”. Sigh.
Sunset boarders. ift.tt/2flmLwJ pic.twitter.com/hylh8K7UUA
I’ve got an oath for you. #flickr pic.twitter.com/BYQSk1LkQU
I don’t use that little Canon 40mm pancake often enough. pic.twitter.com/Oq1XOjfpbN
@antimitch Ta!
Given the weather, I’m surprised Thor wasn’t involved. pic.twitter.com/zZY3Ll6PXt
@David_on_a_bike @thehistoryguy Hah! And less than half a mile apart, too :D
BigSportGB This is Olympic skier Andri Ragettli’s training routine…
Incredible! 😯
pic.twitter.com/UYwPoWIyTi
Stern words. pic.twitter.com/2oz3ymQ71u
Sudden downpour on the way home. Luckily just as I was passing the Buttery. ift.tt/2jpkTYt pic.twitter.com/vlmBdICV4X
Harbour side. #igersbristol ift.tt/2x3u05Z pic.twitter.com/nBGfKb3f8i
Autumn wharf. pic.twitter.com/ghxI12uGop
Spy_Stations 4625 kHz ZHUOZ GIPER 39 11 (Special purpose message)
numbers-stations.com/database/sites…
MakingBlakes7 Current mood…
…need…more…coffee… pic.twitter.com/qhszAqjEXO
@MandinaM It’s surprising how many times I can come up with a decent photo-of-the-day without leaving the house. But possibly not healthy!
bristol247 BREAKING NEWS: A wheely bin has been blown over as #StormAileen unleashes its hell on Hotwells. pic.twitter.com/ReIBtmPubh
Staying in. pic.twitter.com/sJMlhS7qKy
@stroughtonsmith Are they slowly going to dial the version number backwards? :)
@doctorow …this time last year we were probably hoping they *wouldn’t* use it.
@tiffanyarment @bdkjones Frown hard for Apple Pay.
@charlesarthur @jaggeree Let’s see them chase *that* demo video with a poo emoji gag.
@neilhimself I imagine the temptation to *start* being sarcastic must be quite strong right now.
sigridellis I can’t be the only person thinking this is EXACTLY the cyberpunk dystopia I was promised. I mean, seriously:
@garymarshall I am actually very tempted.
Is this everyone else’s Daily Deal, too, or did my Echo just overhear me swearing while I swept the lounge yesterda..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0b
@Ihnatko Still a fine phone, but I’m really hoping for an upgrade at some point…
@reedreeder @soffes It seems a little more RTD Doctor Who than Blade Runner. I’m not sure which one I’d feel safer in…
@benthompson Craig’s evil twin reset it while he wasn’t looking.
“My hangover was so bad I couldn’t unlock my iPhone X…”
RikerGoogling can my transporter clone unlock my combadge x with face id
@paipoldubai @AppleSupport Same here on the Apple TV 3. (Now watching in YouTube app on Fire TV!) pic.twitter.com/UglOHFEgFU
Ah, that might explain it. twitter.com/vexentrix/stat…
@Phooto I tried quite a few times, including rebooting. Watching Sleepy Hollow on the Fire TV instead now!
@Phooto It doesn’t have to be something local. Maybe if you disconnected and retried you’d be the unlucky one.
@guriben Nothing I do makes that mantelpiece look not-dusty. *sigh*
@Phooto Well bully for you. I and my 50mbps fibre are looking at an error message.
@RogerWCheng My new band’s name will be “Unfortunate Ellipsis”.
PKMBook Charlotte Gainsbourg announces first album in seven years | Dazed ow.ly/i6mk30f4owh
Call barring. ift.tt/2wXuoCV pic.twitter.com/MpCwTOEQmn
@wood5y It’s reet grand aht.
Mornin’, Bristol. pic.twitter.com/sgu01Fcn0a
tomgauld ‘Useful abbreviations for the time-pressed online reader’ (for @guardianreview) pic.twitter.com/Kr9dGbobrg
Mikel_Jollett The dog is the real hero here pic.twitter.com/ExVTAEa0L1
BristolBites Latest on Bites: Dynasty Chinese restaurant to close this September ift.tt/2w05JyG pic.twitter.com/stV1rUaUzt
GaryDelaney I don’t mind a gritty reboot, I just hope they haven’t got rid of that lovely song. pic.twitter.com/BQGipixa4J
neilhimself The internet was made for this. 10 SOLID HOURS of Yakkety Sax. Turn your whole day into a Benny Hill sketch: youtube.com/watch?v=JlbBIp…
Just in case. ift.tt/2wRY6db pic.twitter.com/j0BpF8OAr3
@UrsulaWJ Yes, but not enough that I wouldn’t get the Buffy box-set signed.
My imagination will only see Alyson Hannigan in a pink fluffy sweater. pic.twitter.com/geJATya5nj
morrick No, I won’t read your 36-part tweetstorm. Write a fucking blog post.
More playing. #plotagraph #mextures pic.twitter.com/G5RPY15FSF
I think this netting is angry. ift.tt/2gUSXLk pic.twitter.com/1aJy7AQPjX
As usual, the Doctor has everything under control. pic.twitter.com/EsbYcPBf0X
@MsJenAllison I think once you’ve finally figured out how to do the stuff you want a kind of Stockholm Syndrome kicks in.
This is a fair assessment. twitter.com/cutequeer96/st…
HamillHimself 3 days ago a tweet asked me if I was a wolves fan-I”liked”it thinking they meant the animal-Now they’re my favorite..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YM
Really must’ve overdone it the other evening. Actually had a kale craving. #vitaminsnow ift.tt/2vYK2yS pic.twitter.com/PecsjSunYn
Playing. pic.twitter.com/cy4t7Jrvnw
goulcher This guy is an actual magician pic.twitter.com/TO7s6mbeP8
Brooding. ift.tt/2eXgSJr pic.twitter.com/hCDRr6I40X
cstross Men, reminder: if you base your courtship behaviour on a RomCom, you’ll end up with a restraining order, not a girl. twitter.com/arrroberts/sta…
TheNational Fuck you, Karl twitter.com/newsweek/statu…
Fractal Procrastination - threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/09/09/fra… pic.twitter.com/cEDzqLFqAT
@chubbybannister Hurrah!
@claireellent Oh yeah. The G&T is ace.
For some reason, I don’t feel too bright this morning. What? Oh. This afternoon, then. Shush.
Yesterday’s cheeky G&T (sorbet. With apple crumble ice cream.) ift.tt/2gRQAZs pic.twitter.com/RI2DHsADmQ
Dru_Marland I’ll be at the Benjamin Perry Boathouse on Redcliffe Quay today with other Bristol book people and our books pic.twitter.com/r7jcJq6dqm
End of the evening. ift.tt/2vLZ9HQ pic.twitter.com/z3AdzbOOk2
WHY ARE THERE CHRISTMAS CRACKERS IN SEPTEMBER. ift.tt/2wOMIfD pic.twitter.com/Qnx5OHcZBu
OH YEAH. ift.tt/2xUXwZW pic.twitter.com/3odmgZYPbw
@uliwitness Such is often the way. “Hey, we can do it *much* better now!” *Eight years pass* “Oh. Shit. I guess we..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZK
That kind of morning. pic.twitter.com/YlinomU21T
mattleys TBH I’d prefer an exclusive unreleased Boston song, recorded live in Smiths
twitter.com/guardian/statu…
SimonLandmine For all of us who’ve ever mused on planning a heist while queuing in the bank …
(Or who’ve played too many RPGs.)
99percentinvisible.org/episode/breaki…
zachlieberman Quick test of recording sound in space and playing back by moving through it (video has audio !) #openframeworks pic.twitter.com/GdZcK3rj1L
@chubbybannister Not that I have found, sadly.
@chubbybannister So far that seems to be how it’s working. You can easily drag stuff around in the list, I’ve just..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aq
@chubbybannister (Though I’m sure you can fiddle with the order later, I really couldn’t be arsed after the hassle..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AY
@chubbybannister You’re very welcome. My tip: don’t just add them in the LoveFilm order. My incoming list is now al..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kS