Matt Gibson (@gothick)

Hotwells, Bristol

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @gothick ever

March 2018

@domwakeling I am actually quite stunned to find that there are services who’ll convert graphics files into wax seal stamps. But so far I am resisting.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to domwakeling

c0mmunicants I saw a bumper sticker that said “Make tea, not war”, and what a wild ride they are in for when they learn literally any fact about tea.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:33 PM, Mar 31st, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Something of an odd purchase in 2018, I’ll grant you, but nevertheless irresistible. ift.tt/2E9noDd pic.twitter.com/EF4630Dyuk

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This cold I’ve come down with arrived pretty much in the same hour I started this long weekend of freedom from work. Bugger.

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gcluley United Kingdom company with an .eu domain name? We have some bad news ec.europa.eu/info/publicati…

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:40 AM, Mar 30th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

aaprocter Look. Whatever they tell you, all museum people got into this field cos they want to touch the art. It’s not about “preserving” or “inspiring people”. We’d lick it if we could.

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alexkealy at least click “maybe attending”, mate pic.twitter.com/Ii7xnlHXoF

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:58 PM, Mar 28th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

@bufferingcast My hellmath tells me that the slayers are sleeping on the floor because the cat wants the bad, and nobody fucks with a cat.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to bufferingcast from Bristol

If you never hear from me again, know that I withered and died while trying to leave the Rupert Street car park. ift.tt/2GygZ9V pic.twitter.com/xxBr5mJsV5

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Tulmesh In the paper today. pic.twitter.com/jPaE7tqkAZ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:59 PM, Mar 26th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

@thomasvenables I think it retains a certain Soviet-era-Zil-like grandeur.

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Remind me, when was the start date of the Metrobus meant to be? pic.twitter.com/a4tKkmhJlf

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@thomasvenables I’m going to watch it this evening. If you never hear from me again, assume I’ve been caught in some kind of temporal loop.

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Foone Basic test for anyone writing an infinitely scrolling web page:
1. Scroll down a few pages, enough that it has to load more content
2. click a link
3. hit the back button
4. DID YOU END UP ANYWHERE NEAR WHERE YOU WERE IN STEP 1?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:51 PM, Mar 23rd, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Quite some choice to be made from my Cinema Paradiso delivery. 😆 ift.tt/2DQ7iy8 pic.twitter.com/o9fzawEsvf

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Wonder how Things manages to beat OmniFocus 2 in App Store search results for the phrase “OmniFocus 2”..pic.twitter.com/zF7Mnj4qmYmY

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These Photo Tiles Transform Walls Into Soviet Apartment Blocks petapixel.com/2018/03/20/the…

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snazdoll that banksy blokes been at it in our street again pic.twitter.com/12Q9z8YNL0

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DannyDutch I’m afraid this may hurt your head a little. pic.twitter.com/1NPju6chSx

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I’d go out into the garden, but apparently it’s brass* monkeys out there. *Okay, they’re steel, but I never let the facts get in the way of a pun. ift.tt/2IBnZBi pic.twitter.com/tCnbgTgspi

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silentmoviegifs Buster Keaton in The Bell Boy, which was released 100 years ago today, on March 18, 1918. Still a brilliant gag a century later pic.twitter.com/3lkpRfKOsS

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:45 AM, Mar 18th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

…though the Windows in question is actually running on this box over here. ift.tt/2G0X9np pic.twitter.com/gCZLX6xMMV

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Always a bit disconcerting seeing a Windows desktop on a Mac… ift.tt/2tRPJOM pic.twitter.com/bdMIU92Vf0

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LondonConcrete I don’t know who did this, but I would like to thank them. pic.twitter.com/KxFgC1mPpQ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:15 AM, Mar 17th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Wait, the UK National Lottery are emailing *every user* to ask them to change their passwords? *side eye*

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You know it’s a good album when it comes with a stick of rock. ift.tt/2p3oOtF pic.twitter.com/Lg6FfRHbeG

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Just got a electricity smart meter sales call. Given the tactics, I imagine in ten years’ time I’ll be bombarded with PPI-level “Were you mis-sold a smart meter?” calls…

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Came home to find my cacti looking like an advert for male enhancement pills. 🌵 🍆 ift.tt/2HaMxzm pic.twitter.com/ON08ZrDnMJ

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kapowaz My wife’s iPhone X was snatched out of her hand in Clerkenwell just over a week ago. It obviously immediately went offline and wasn’t trackable, so we put it in Lost Mode with my mobile number.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:11 PM, Mar 6th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

A moment from yesterday’s snowball fight. ift.tt/2FgCLP3 pic.twitter.com/sa3lDRe1qo

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PTdavelewis No sled? Not a problem for the locals here. I give you a Lilo, mattress and a LG flat screen TV!! pic.twitter.com/1tgPgbHN7N

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:17 PM, Mar 3rd, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

So, yeah, there was a wee barney on the Downs earlier :D pic.twitter.com/yOEqGJes7s

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WeirdBristol Stay warm today . You know it’s cold when even the cormorants are staying out of the water pic.twitter.com/8JqGcj5OXo

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:54 AM, Mar 2nd, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

OwensDamien Everyone’s posting adorable videos of their pets frolicking in the snow. From his station at the fireside, our cat briefly looked out over the top of his glasses, shuddered, and returned to his Proust.

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Seen a couple of people driving in Hotwells and Clifton this morning. Or attempting to. I really wouldn’t advise it. ift.tt/2oBlXsh pic.twitter.com/lPmLW3sp72

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CountrysideBen Our road this morning. Suffice to say I’m not expecting the postman today. pic.twitter.com/EHJ4MB42Eb

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:09 AM, Mar 2nd, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@captainsafia As people mature, some of them will realise that frankness about a lack of knowledge is a hallmark of a quick learner. Sadly some of them will—ironically—never figure this out.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to captainsafia from Bristol

ASPolice Please don’t use the region’s roads this morning as conditions are still dangerous. More & is expected today.

Last night, a major incident was declared and an operation was launched to rescue people stranded in vehicles. socsi.in/ylnz4

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Okay. Quite impressed. Well done, Bristol, for once. ift.tt/2HVeJaE pic.twitter.com/8okUwrQeBb

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xxjadey_x My gran works in Asda and was told last night to take essentials home incase she couldn’t get out today/tomorrow n she brought home 3 bottles of wine n a 40 fags talk about bear grylls

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:08 AM, Mar 2nd, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

to January 2010 and the company snowball fight in Temple Park. Seems appropriate today! ift.tt/2HUII2v pic.twitter.com/VihZG0tLni

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I don’t recommend trying Granby Hill, drivers. Just passed two cars at the top getting wheelspin and not much else.

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Bristol