Evil Willow!
@Dru_Marland @guriben I had to google porron. Can you tell I’ve not traveled much…
@guriben Yeah, I’ve had one before. Oddly, two places I’ve been in sell salt sachets made for them but not the pots…
Hrm. Wonder if I can buy a neti pot somewhere in Bristol…
adamhillscomedy It would be truly ironic if Benny Hill turned out to be the only 70s entertainer that wasn’t a sex offender.
@guriben Well, as a hack it sounds intriguing, but I should probably just practise more.
Ow. One day I’ll learn to play guitar regularly, rather than neglecting it for months and then cheesewiring my fingertips for 3 days solid.
@ahnlak @tsunimee Again, just laziness combined with my service being good enough and not wanting to sign up to new stuff before I move.
So, signing up to the TPS though BT’s website *triggers BT spam and you have to call them to stop it*!? pic.twitter.com/mBXwfHk705
@ahnlak @tsunimee Yeah, looks like it does. Not that I’d ever have asked for that. It’s probably just some remnant of whatever was cheap…
@ahnlak @tsunimee Yeah, that’s the other thing, I’m not on any kind of contract. Could drop them both next month with no penalty.
@ahnlak Yeah, you see, if your ADSL had never topped 4Mbps, you might be more tempted by fibre.
@tsunimee @ahnlak Apparently I’m paying £18/m BT line rental, £25/m for internet. I really need to review that…
@ahnlak Yeah, but what speed ADSL are you getting?
@tsunimee Err. Hang on.
@ahnlak My current grrr: Just as I’m thinking of moving house, they’ve finally rolled fibre out here.
@tsunimee I rent the phone line from BT but get internet through Demon.
@ahnlak I had a feeling it might be that question ;)
@ahnlak :) Ta
@ahnlak Make sure you vote me up :D
@anna_debenham Don’t curse it. I’ve been stuck within sight of my destination station for a half hour in the past…
@ahnlak Have you checked under Q for “Queen’s English (The)”?
@babyshamblesuk Loving Minefield the best so far. Fab song to exit on. #NMEBabyshambles
@booglebollocks Yeah. *La la la…BANG* *Song turns left down one-way-street, starts dodging traffic*
Something reminiscent of _For Lovers_ in _Penguins_… #NMEBabyshambles
10 REM NOSTALGIA
20 PAUSE 4E4
@hughpearman “It’s much like the shipping figures: you draw a line above the Titanic and go from there.” #davidgunson
@Phooto Well, the ASA generally only rule when they’ve received complaints. Doesn’t look like they’ve received one for Maltesers yet…
@UrsulaWJ Standing down search & rescue.
Flashing LEDs/
No errors, but no output/
Every printer sucks
@amberanima If you missed it, I thought R4’s _Beyond Belief_ was good. bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…
@paulahillier No, but they think they know what’s wrong, and I have an estimate for getting it sorted. Hrm.
Morning all.
This is basically me: basicinstructions.net/basic-instruct…
Supplies of the erudite ferry crew. instagram.com/p/dhJA50JC8N/
Through shot. instagram.com/p/dhIIjsJC7b/
@paulahillier I needed a new one last year. Ow. Oh well, just got to sit here with my fingers crossed now…
Taking the slightly poorly car to the garage today. Hoping it won’t bankrupt me.
@mhoulden Well, I run and meditate. Slightly scared of that UI, though…
@BlackDogDays Ooh, what channel?
So, this is the App Store’s #1 Genius recommendation for me. Thanks, Genius. pic.twitter.com/Byrg7FyUKu
@Peculiar Cool, thanks; just tracked down the column :)
@charlie_cat_esq Nothing too thrilling. Just took on a few jobs at once on top of other stuff. Still learning how to plan as a freelancer.
@charlie_cat_esq Well, I’m meant to be working on that, just stupidly short of time at the mo.
@charlie_cat_esq I have bacon. Is this how one goes about getting a GF? I knew I was doing something wrong.
@BlackDogDays @chubbybannister What am I, the Kevin Bacon of Bristol Twitter?
Back home. This was this morning’s farewell from Looe, which was nice. pic.twitter.com/YrUv8KXyV5
AsmaKhanCooks I have a Jalebi making question-really want it to work-it’s my 1st time-should I cheat and buy a Gits mix or look for a recipe & which one?
This is just a Tribute. Or rather it will be, once it’s fermented. #staustell pic.twitter.com/90ZOfbT7C0
HSD @ St Austell Brewery instagram.com/p/dWoH58JC23/
Hopping. instagram.com/p/dWlYr5pC0h/
Island pic.twitter.com/RRlYdgYbee
Mission to walk from the mainland to St George’s Island: successful. pic.twitter.com/k96nwam09S
Today I plan to walk to an island. Should be interesting…
Looe, from above. 66 second exposure. pic.twitter.com/HguFDwabi8
Baobab smoothie. instagram.com/p/dSGUJDJC_1/
@Peculiar It certainly seems like Arthur Bryant’s kind of tome..pic.twitter.com/QixBYsBn6L6L
@csoanes @warriorgrrl *waves*
@psidnell Seems designed to blast a child into orbit, too.
Old-school bookshop. instagram.com/p/dPWcL2pCyL/
I don’t know what this is but it scares me. instagram.com/p/dPL5LkJCzW/
Impressive. instagram.com/p/dPL2pSpCzS/
View from the garden. instagram.com/p/dNLzfzJC4T/
@Mouse_House *kiss*
@tsunimee Yes, especially with cotton tops. Tech fabric helps. For long distances I use plasters, or Lanocane. google.co.uk/search?q=lanac…
@guriben @Mouse_House Cheese fondue? Can I come to Mousefest please?
My small friend is eating mussels she gathered herself earlier on. instagram.com/p/dKgeEhpCxR/
@psidnell Kewl. We are apparently in Dawn French’s old place…
Looe. vine.co/v/hOiLjg22HKO
Viking Lady. instagram.com/p/dJo20gpC_6/
Arrival. instagram.com/p/dH7aaApC-M/
@wood5y Ah! I just assumed it was broken. The rest of the site is so terrifying…
@tsunimee Kewl. I shall follow you back as soon as you appear in my dashboard :)
@wood5y That just redirects me to the mobile homepage, of course..#greattechnologygy
mdcounselling An update to Maslow’s hierarchy of needs! pic.twitter.com/ON2kKyPKew
Yeah baby. instagram.com/p/dFiHA3pC-L/
Stabilised. instagram.com/p/dFd5RpJC2T/
Pretty Bristol colours. instagram.com/p/dFaPu4pCwA/
@2718281828459 After you’ve sat through the advert and been redirected to the homepage of the mobile site, yes.
@framingfairy :)
Updating my website to the latest web standards. pic.twitter.com/ryQgqaTWnF
@tsunimee I’m fitbit.com/user/23GYHQ x
@tsunimee Also a fan. pic.twitter.com/0kMSlaGYVa
Mmm. Leftover curry for lunch. instagram.com/p/dEpfBKJC4u/
@youmakemeswoon @BlackDogDays @liveindetail Go for it.
@BlackDogDays @youmakemeswoon @liveindetail I think I got a couple of good ones: flickr.com/photos/matt_gi… flickr.com/photos/matt_gi…
Lord Coe of the Rings #bookathletics
oliviasolon Unremarkable men walk 40 miles for no particular reason thisissurreytoday.co.uk/Unremarkable-m…
Mrmphprhrhhhrmmnmnnnnphrmpgh.
@sgucukoglu Amen.
@sgucukoglu This is true. And I’m elderly enough to have written sendmail.cf files by hand.
@sgucukoglu I had heard rumours to that effect.
@sgucukoglu Ah, I’ve not had much experience of the GUI.
@sgucukoglu It’s a note advising not to receive mail as root, and a template line for sending it all to a non-root account.
@ahnlak @tsunimee Just not worth doing it that way for the quantity you get. This’ll do 250g at a time. Also, it was free from a friend ;)
@tsunimee @ahnlak Did I mention the newest addition to my household, by the way? pic.twitter.com/QYhbQhLVp2
@sgucukoglu @AthanSpod To be fair, though, they also come with this hint in /etc/postfix/aliases: pic.twitter.com/E39qznxdt1
Singing bowl vine.co/v/hMTpxgAzz66
BristolBites Fire closes The Olive Shed until further notice nblo.gs/O7gIH
RT @patrickrhone: Habit Forming bit.ly/14yYOT6 <— on getting out of, and back into, the habit of running.
benhammersley Back off, son. I’ve got spacer gifs older than you.
@shezza_t \VJDX34\proj\2013\people\matt\hatreds\xref\projectcode\stage\pointless\depth\never\find\anything\34773489437_i_hate_that_34J2.doc
@givesyouHel @StiffPigeon I’m not sure whether that makes us Instant Internet Friends or Deadly Internet Enemies.
@logopetria @hayles Oh yes. Plenty of practice at that.
richardosman We should call the period between waking up and actually getting up ‘buffering’.
@givesyouHel No need to get on your Higher horse.
@archidave That sucks. But thanks for a little burst of nostalgia. Can’t believe I once had time to model my lounge. pic.twitter.com/KjMpVJc0FC
@bexxi [1] She thought “chairwoman” and “chairperson” cumbersome, and firmly believed that “chair” was exclusively something one sat in.
@bexxi Fund raiser for Action Research into Multiple Sclerosis. My mum was chairman[1].
@hayles Although, oddly, I have worked with actual special paper since.
@hayles *snigger*
@hayles …rather than the normal local one. The local one didn’t offer the S-level paper.
@hayles Yup. S-level. Part of the requirements for my Cambridge offer. Also the reason I sat the Cambridge board version of the exam…
While digging through Boxes of Stuff for that certificate, found random photo of my late mother with Maureen Lipman. pic.twitter.com/fkp1qT53lS
BBCSurrey TRAVEL: Police still rounding up 25 loose ducks on the A3 northbound at Milford. Delays.
@anna_debenham Depends how you commute once in London. Isn’t black snot mostly associated with Tube travel?
And it’s all been downhill since then. pic.twitter.com/HUuKZ0LCbq
@wood5y @Bristol52 But I have some sympathy for the general article. Hotwells’ parking problems seem mostly to be in the evenings, too…
About to watch Shallow Grave, in my ongoing quest to watch the films that nobody can believe I’ve never seen.
BoobsRadley “When someone unsubscribes from our email list, they’ll definitely want another email confirming that.” - someone’s insane ex-boyfriend.
@chubbybannister I hope you’re doing a recap of that at the beginning of your next tweet.
@chris_j_hughes Maybe. Might only work on some videos. I’m using youtube.com/watch?v=Gr82dZ…
@chris_j_hughes …and am rewarded with: pic.twitter.com/EO9ZWLhwZW
@chris_j_hughes (On YouTube, the number keys seem to jump to points in the video, e.g. 3 jumps to 3/10 position. I type 1980 there.)
@chris_j_hughes Works fine on my iMac (Safari). Don’t have to type anywhere particular, from what I can work out.
@chris_j_hughes Launch year of Missile Command, I’m assuming.
@chris_j_hughes ?!
p7r Desktop only, but brilliant: RT @mypoorbrain:
1. Go to YouTube.
2. Find a video, any video.
3. Pause it.
4. Type 1980.
5. Press play.
@Mouse_House @guriben I’ll invite you to the next one, assuming I have one…
@Mouse_House @guriben There are people on Twitter who came to my 40th birthday party in January. Would be quite elaborate set-up for a jape.
Nostalgia for us elderly Brits… youtube.com/watch?v=NCX—M…
@Mouse_House Clearly my Twitter persona is more energetic than I am.
@Mouse_House S’true. I can give you first-hand accounts of Space Hoppers, football violence and the launch of Channel 4 and breakfast TV…
@Mouse_House Way.
@Mouse_House I am forty, Mouse.
@Mouse_House Oh. Sorry.
nfkadam It seems that @redbull truly are a shit of a company. edp24.co.uk/news/red_bull_…
@shezza_t Hush, or I’ll lose count of my paperclips.
Going through old art stuff, found one of my very first practice sketches. pic.twitter.com/XONDPnxyWQ
It’s uncanny! They’re just like peas in a pod. instagram.com/p/c_cL9WJC-o/
Something tells me this elderly iPhone is suffering from an expanding battery. instagram.com/p/c_Q1ZdpC2i/
Clearing my desk a bit first. Here, have a picture of a balloon. pic.twitter.com/OoAwzxaExT
Today I shall mostly be trying to do some long-term planning. I am not very good at long-term planning. There may be procrastination.
@stephenfry I think my day would be Middle Aged Child Day.
@sharmanedit @foxc Morning! Yup, sorry, I’m busy for the foreseeable. (And I’m more codey than designy most of the time…)
Oversensitive profanity filter stops deviantART loading after developer swears in a CSS comment dt.deviantart.com/journal/We-Giv… /* Fuck! */
claireellent Bristol people - be warned about leaving your bike chained to stands behind @No1Harbourside someone tried to steal mine on Friday.
Loving the street portrait of twins by @teacherdude flickr.com/photos/teacher…
Mmmmmmmmark’s Bread. #bristol instagram.com/p/c9OM09JC6L/
@PhotographyWeek Does it count if he noticed at the moment I took it, then chased me down the road demanding a pound? flickr.com/photos/matt_gi…
Starting to wonder how far you can walk in Bristol *without* seeing a Gromit. instagram.com/p/c9JEEaJCzR/
DelilahSDawson Interesting article on how much sleep you *really* need to be a productive creator: lifehacker.com/5933568/how-mu… I… need more.
@Bristol52 @guriben Make sure it’s grilled or toasted. Rubicon on Cotham Hill do a good things with halloumi.
anna_debenham Watching what looks like my postman scale the kids’ bouldering wall. Most adorable thing ever! pic.twitter.com/IYLWMBALZe
@Bristol52 I have consoled myself with fried halloumi on toast.
Something @Peculiar arrived in the post..pic.twitter.com/NLbIxgKCm2m2
@Bristol52 I’ve been desirous of a @SourdoughCafe breakfast since I got there just too late for one last week…
@Phooto He’s pretty damn busy at the moment, but you could always ask.
@BinkysBoudoir I’d throw your chairs away, and possibly start sleeping in a tent on your bedroom floor.
@simoncroberts Thanks, will do.
@stevenchapple More like their ex-photographers were busy filling in Jobseeker’s Allowance forms…
Morning all.
iamdanw Elon Musk using the Usborne Book of the Future as a checklist
Snappity: I have a temporary lodger, who’s been raiding my art supplies. flickr.com/photos/matt_gi…
@ed_chapman Ta :)
Light. instagram.com/p/c7BZexpC54/
(Lush Indelicates puppet video here…) youtube.com/watch?v=qW4jh8…
digitalspymusic The Indelicates unveil puppet music video, podcast, tease new material dspy.me/143hSJQ
Excuse me if my Twitter avatar changes briefly. I’m just testing how something looks.
@will_mcmanus Awww, thanks :)
@simoncroberts Hi! Submitting a photo to BRInspire, I get this page as a result. Does that mean it didn’t work? Ta! pic.twitter.com/GNZh6CogWu
@Bristol_Culture (Similar feel to this larger one I spotted at Sea Mills once…) pic.twitter.com/EfUUAggVs3
@Bristol_Culture Odd. Looks like a (converted?) lifeboat to me.
@wood5y Might resort to that later. I’m trying a second Aeropressing for now.
+++++ BOOT SEQUENCE FAILED
+++++ UNEXPECTED END OF COFFEE
+++++ RESTARTING
@iamashley They can’t hear you. They’re behind a corporate firewall that blocks Twitter.
scarynetworkguy If there’s ever a wrong time to post this I don’t wanna be right.
cabel.me/2012/12/19/the…
@GreatDismal
@Mouse_House Night, Mouse.
@guriben If I’d known which one was Michelle, or got your reply at the time… Ah well.
Dirty pleasures. instagram.com/p/c4lBu7pC3x/
Consolation beer at the Pump House. vine.co/v/hh2Eb297FBI
Airwave transmitter. pic.twitter.com/PWte30gKRG
Chillin’. @ Greville Smyth Park instagram.com/p/c4GUBNJC3F/
@charlie_cat_esq Your cat is French?
@Mouse_House I just had soft-boiled eggs with soldiers for lunch.
@guriben Why are you talking to your XBox about the council?
ToM_BaL RAF Typhoon ZK344 departing BRS flic.kr/p/fsi4Pu
@firedupjo Eurofighter Typhoon. Bit loud, yes.
That Typhoon doesn’t half make a racket.