@tweetbot Seems okay most of the time. I think it’s when I’ve accidentally started things moving horizontally first that I get stuck.
@timmaughan Surely that would be a blueing toothpaste?
@christianrt Just be careful of those tram lines when you’re pissed-cycling. My elbow can still remember the pain. *winces*
@KDorset @tapbots @tweetbot (I sometimes end up swiping around frustratedly like I’m trying to flick chewing gum off my finger…)
@KDorset @tapbots @tweetbot Glad it’s not just me. Is there a particular type of swipe or tap that always works to dismiss images?
@chrisphin I’ve seen him on TV from Blake’s 7 onward. Definitely one of those quietly bloody brilliant actors.
@caitlinmoran Blessed fucking be.
@majicDave May well be they’re being penalised by Google for spam linking and now want to backtrack.
Louiestowell I am forming a twitter bunker for people who don’t want to fight any more. We have crisps. Join me? #beexcellenttoeachother
@emma_cossey @JenLittleBird @hayles @KLGhair Jaysus. Yeah, I go for personal recommendations from friends to choose mine, every time.
@JenLittleBird @hayles @emma_cossey @KLGhair Yeah, and varies a lot with circumstance. Lucky that I’m not looking to borrow high % of value.
@hayles @emma_cossey @KLGhair @JenLittleBird Though it still helps if you’ve got a couple of years of accounts to show.
@hayles @emma_cossey @KLGhair @JenLittleBird High Street banks say no quickly enough, but there are specialists who’ll understand…
@BabsBat Turn it into a game. Set up a video camera and answer as Batgirl. Sure to be YouTube gold.
@jukesie Same at the place I occasionally work in. One of the reasons I still battle to at least make things *work* in 8…
@jukesie *Throws toys out of pram* *Attempts to hit Bill Gates with one of them*
@jukesie Fine by me. And I’ll read the piece at some point, too, if I ever finish getting this bloody website working in IE…
@ahnlak Oh, I nearly used that the other day (the PHP port of Mustache uses it.) JSON config files? Really? *sigh*
LloydWoolf Guardian says Capaldi is “expected to drop the profanities” as Dr Who. Does anyone have ANY idea what actors do for a living?
Flattening things. pic.twitter.com/XCs6S5XjD0
@ahnlak What are you using?
theaardvark Took me a while, but “Bravo!” RT @norton_tim: Ten stars, Wikipedia whale editor. pic.twitter.com/7vRjQgxoJz
No. Just balance the damn wheels. Don’t take my address and phone number so you can spam me about MOTs for the next ten years.
In the last hour, I’ve had emails from digg and MySpace. *taps email client* *checks calendar*
@johnfbraun Always awful :(
@Thehappyfatgirl Sadly not ;)
@johnfbraun We have pelican, puffin, toucan and Pegasus crossings, too. I kid you not. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedestria…
Lunch twins! instagram.com/p/ctcplUJC45/
@BonjourBlogger I blog from MY HEART. I won’t send a pic.
Kid, if you keep on cycling across zebra crossings while on your phone, without even looking, you might not make it out of your teens.
Right. Yes. Work. Work work work. Go on, Matt, you know you can do it… *prods self*
I was first introduced to the phrase “Bongo Bongo Land” by my Religious Education teacher at secondary school. Sigh.
Hey, @IglooSoftware, this is not the most sensible “alphabetical” position for the UK. pic.twitter.com/Ysht1jBr2i