ITCTOOLS Don’t try this at home! How NOT to use a pallet jack… pic.twitter.com/FgWPBzyJXs
@CharlieEsq_ TOO ENORMOUS.
@CharlieEsq_ Not until I have a bigger kitchen.
@CharlieEsq_ I had no idea that was a thing until you just said that.
stuvlog Does @Deliveroo send someone round half way through your meal to ask you if everything is alright when you have a mouthful?
magicroundabout “Alternative features”. Nice one Medium. pic.twitter.com/7eN4xrdVNk
How does iOS 10’s lock screen do such a good job of predicting which of the screens you *won’t* want to be on when sliding up from bottom?
@adrianartn @_pigeons_ You should’ve seen it in real life! pic.twitter.com/4BXu3qpwxR
The heavy mob are in town. #bristol pic.twitter.com/ei72DWaHJD
@adambanksdotcom “emanating”?
@imyke I just turned 44. I can sympathise.
AnOrangeSNES Totally unrelated headlines, probably pic.twitter.com/Nd0ZN6uL4w
“We attack the Mayor with houmous.”
Standing Together - threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/01/31/sta… pic.twitter.com/uwywGejuT7
Anyone heading for College Green who hasn’t left home yet: consider wellies! #bristol
Think I may have found the right place. pic.twitter.com/Ae9AQR0cEr
What’s with all the sirens, #Bristol?
gracepetrie I’m not stuck, YOU’RE stuck pic.twitter.com/LIPauDEXPt
@saltwateritch Your unexpected chocolate bar would indeed bring this boy to the yard.
@AndyVenn1 Oh, well, if it came from the same place as mine, I just had it fixed! :D pic.twitter.com/5Xbwg9a0uP
Odd little spam flurry this morning. pic.twitter.com/l0Np0fMXXR
In domestic news, I can finally declare my calathea healthy again. Turns out using distilled water really does work. pic.twitter.com/UPDD18ePFm
@archidave So it fits in perfectly with the next two pedestrian bridges…
@sean_robbins Well, I suppose. But “unmarried” doesn’t just mean “this newspaper doesn’t like gay people” any more…
Well, I suppose it makes a change to see “unmarried” used as a slur against a *male* politician… twitter.com/danagould/stat…
Castaignede Oh hell. I got my #GreatBritishBirdWatch results and tax return mixed up, and now I owe @BillOddie £1,300
@AthanSpod No, but oddly I think that worked in its favour, compared to the UK TV version. I was doing less unfavourable comparing!
(That is, I think I’d love Bart more if I’d not been spoiled rather by Arby and Helena…)
Rather enjoying the new Dirk Gently. Though I think my standards for scary assassins have been raised by Neil Maskell and Tatiana Maslany.
@AndyCouncil I mean, I’d have realised if it was there before, because it’s bigger than my fridge-freezer.
@AndyCouncil Pretty sure it just materialised in the kitchen one morning.
@talkie_tim It’s a lovely thing.
“Are you, or have you ever been, rude about the President on Twitter?” twitter.com/waxeditorial/s…
@AndyCouncil No, but I’ve got the implausibly enormous mug.
@amahnke Wild guess: “stop worrying about footling technical stuff and get talking about something you love”?
My 100th 365 post. A family heirloom. threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/01/29/und… pic.twitter.com/OiRrBHXrni
@guriben At least XML has comments as standard.
@psidnell I think electrocuting myself will be something of a last resort. Oh! You meant for the radio.
@C_J_Fox Have turned off the bathroom radio. Don’t have the remote for the bedroom radio. Am performing emergency de-bathing procedure.
@psidnell It’s all on FM, so the four radios are perfectly in sync. Not something Alexa can do.
@guriben Heathen.
In a beautiful, warm bubble bath but have mistimed things and am stuck with David Beckham on Desert Island Discs. #crisis
@C_J_Fox I watched a certain epidode of _Black Books_ last night, which makes this even better.
Beautifully-voiced continuity announcer is genuinely into #thearchers, isn’t he?
Yes, Roy. Yes you are. #thearchers
@guriben Why do you think I’m using it as a monitor stand? PS: XSLT rocks! :)
@tyronem That would be a fair summary.
@tyronem …it was truly ass-backwards: I wrote the RSS feed by hand, and then used XSL to generate the blog pages from it!
@tyronem It was popular enough for a while. I probably wouldn’t learn it now! My first handmade blog was generated with XSL…
According to my recently-recalibrated crowd size calculator, those pictures show there are 8 billion protesters at #JFKTerminal4.
@skeddy Oh—that’s the other thing: use a tripod; then you can copy and paste the dust removal from one shot to the next :D
@skeddy (Also, how’s your camera’s self-cleaning? Check the manual—some work better if the camera’s pointed downwards during cleaning…)
@tyronem I read that one from cover to cover when I first got interested in XML/XSL. Was definitely worth it, in hindsight.
@skeddy I also had my sensor professionally cleaned once, at Calumet. Think they do a while-you-wait or next-day service, maybe. Bit pricey.
@skeddy Cool. Can you actually see them in normal photos? A handful of small dust spots are pretty normal, and you’ll never get them all.
@skeddy Yeah. Doesn’t *have* to be a long exposure, but deffo need a small aperture (f/16+), so it just tends to be long if you’re indoors!
Don’t stress too hard about minor imperfections on your lens’s front element. Here’s a “dust spot” I just added and..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…UN
@skeddy Almost certainly not. See my next tweet in a minute or so :D
@skeddy (Oh, also: use your lowest ISO. Doesn’t matter if it’s a 10-second exposure.)
@skeddy Spots on sensor will show up really obviously. Do you use Lightroom?
@skeddy What UV filter do we mean? The actual sensor surface?
@skeddy …deliberately out of focus.
@skeddy Set lens to manual focus, small aperture (f/16 or higher.) Snap something big and white (I typically use a ceiling) with lens…
@skeddy I can try…
Ah, the Hotwells Piper in fine form. I guess it must be a regular Burns Night party at Hope Chapel; I’m starting to expect him now.
@spyou Well, that didn’t take long..pic.twitter.com/EFhgHH77AvAv
Wasn’t that monument meant to go in the other way round? twitter.com/leoaw/status/8…
Easter eggs are in the shops, then.
Close enough! twitter.com/gothick/status… pic.twitter.com/myDQzRvq5I
Navigating the Harbourside Market & resisting the urge to club to death the giant snails crawling four-abreast in front of you. #bristolwin
@chubbybannister Yeah. You can buy kintsugi repair kits now. Wish I’d known the last time I’d broken a decorative bowl!
John Hurt. He played everyone. Everyone. And we believed them all.
Emergency breakfast. ift.tt/2jzzP46 pic.twitter.com/pviVEeGQZG
@labfoo Aww, shucks. Ta!
@UrsulaWJ *Nods*
There’s a sad, sad lack of sexy vampire versions of you wearing short skirts, though.
Basically, Trump’s president, everything’s a disaster, and you lot all have goatees and wear a darker uniform than on my normal Twitter.
I use mute filters and other tricks in Tweetbot. Opening Twitter’s official client is like stepping into the terrifying Dark Universe.
While working out the Tesco thing is unlikely to improve my local “convenience” store, found out SPAR’s original na..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…h2
@davidcaolo I’m thinking he’s more a comic-relief Ferengi who accidentally becomes Grand Nagus in one of those farcical DS9 eps.
@peroty Won’t that just naturally occur?
doodlewhale Well this has cheered me up. Someone has invented a car for a goldfish that can be driven around by its position in..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uC
Twitter We’re introducing a new way for you to discover what’s happening on Twitter, with Explore.
blog.twitter.com/2017/explore
@mergesort @CastIrony …it seems to have been replaced by “Explore”, which is indeed a much more likely name if you’re looking for Search.
@mergesort @CastIrony Woah! I now have no “Mentions” and things are indeed clearer. pic.twitter.com/KpSKAC1Y9G
@meemalee I can hear it in my mind. Pan pipes and all.
“Alexa, play the [sadly imaginary] playlist of music for sleeping that *doesn’t have any bloody pan pipes in it*.”
@CastIrony I eventually found it under “Moments”. I guess they *really* want you to visit that pointless tab.
@Kavey Just spag bol. Big batch cooking & mostly freezing.
Leech I’m not a robot.. pic.twitter.com/6hHkhkmoWN
AdamBienkov Labour whip Thangam Debbonaire tells me she won’t follow her own whip and will vote against Article 50. uk.businessinsider.com/labour-leader-…
@C_J_Fox Sorry; no idea here!
jenboseph I am a professional comedy writer so I can tell you that Richard Spencer getting punched isn’t funny until it happens three times.
@ChuckWendig So, er, how does one subscribe to Terrific Mounds? Asking for a friend.
@sblackmoore As one of the whitest people on the planet, I wholeheartedly agree.
I love it when a recipe calls for 125ml of wine. #leftovers pic.twitter.com/ldsRpBzCmp
@C_J_Fox Gosh. I think @floyduk is doing one of those at the moment, too. Teensy bit intimidating, from what I remember…
@Phooto Might try that at some point. Just custom earplugs for now.
@Kavey For custom earplugs.
Just had moulds taken of the insides of my ears. So that was a bit odd. pic.twitter.com/fuollZKvki
Blue Rinse - threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/01/26/blu… -
At the CAR WASH (CAR WASH, GIRL) pic.twitter.com/lfmlMFy353
standupmaths Just received my biannual email from university IT demanding I change my password. I got to reply with this: ncsc.gov.uk/articles/probl…
Contemplating Burns Night leftovers. Presumably deep-fried haggis, neeps & tatties sandwich is the way to go?
I dunno… It’s like whenever I sit in the lounge, it feels like there’s someone looking over my shoulder#bristolspic.twitter.com/zQJgu16VTu6VTu
Cheery. twitter.com/bbcweather/sta…
@antimitch (The Aldi one wasn’t bad. But if I’d noticed it was Burns Night *before* I went shopping I might have tried other places!)
@antimitch Nah, I’d hoped to find somewhere else on North Street—thought Rare might do them, but it’s half-day closing, damn it!
Haggis. pic.twitter.com/OP7llw6mXl
This man saw my camera and asked me to take his photo. He told me to mark it “Bristol Homeless”…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Od
eclecticeden Spotted on Facebook. Very well played. pic.twitter.com/DyobJNwK2I
Have to be an Aldi haggis, then! #lastminute
@spyou Please don’t. It would only hasten my already-rapidly-approaching death from lack of self-control.
AlasdairStuart FXRant: The Death Star and the Final Trench Run. This is GREAT. Kudos to @io9 for the find fxrant.blogspot.co.uk/2017/01/the-de…
@LaaLaa_Cam ! I had a mattress with memoryfoam built in before, and it didn’t do that… We’ll see! (Maybe my draughty old flat helps… :D)
In home news, I have a new memoryfoam mattress topper. If you don’t hear from me for three days, it’s worked.
colorschemez squirrelly pale lilac
unperceivable purplish
dignifying maroon pic.twitter.com/OdGCmy7dsG
Insecurity - threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/01/24/ins…
I may have liberated this from a certain bridge in Bristol. pic.twitter.com/GTC0foZt8D
thedailymash Sexy posh girls unveil bullshit fad diet thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/s… pic.twitter.com/UjCCf7UwjR
@ArianeSherine That’s a Panama. The sinister hit-man in the episode of Father Brown I watched last night had one ju..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…o4
chinnyhill10 The finest behind the scenes TV photo ever taken. The cast of Allo Allo and Doctor Who mingle during a fire alarm a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Do
@paulawhite_uk Thanks! Yes, it was the colours that drew me in.
Grain, Pride, Ellen. pic.twitter.com/uJQKQjXV2q
Yes, it was a tad disconcerting. #chinook #bristol twitter.com/BlanketyQuiz/s… pic.twitter.com/32KY8JNtLp
Not something one normally sees over the Cumberland Basin. #bristol ift.tt/2jJK8Bn pic.twitter.com/eKZeJmOE1N
@ToM_BaL That’d be nice, but I can’t see them taking the scaffold down if they’re not finished…
A mother cone guarding its two baby conelets in their natural environment, the Metrobus wo..ift.tt/2j5fqAClpic.twitter.com/qw4FRO7QZbZb
The scaffolding’s coming off! I guess they spent the extra three months workshopping until they found the world’s d..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…62
Tiny truck. #igersbristol ift.tt/2kjCWec pic.twitter.com/Y7LIc1QW90
ESYudkowsky Starfleet UX designers learned that if they didn’t make some bridge consoles explode, captains would ignore damage until the shields failed.
@tyronem With hindsight, I’d’ve started in 2015.
LIFE IS HARD FOR A DAWG. ift.tt/2jQ0V85 pic.twitter.com/paPshA8n5n
Dog tired pic.twitter.com/YO7nNc81To
HELLO MILLIE. ift.tt/2jFd90J pic.twitter.com/sZzRBPOrvA
@chubbybannister Bugger! Overslept. Yes, Grace died in the famous fire.
Jacqueimo Richard Spencer stars in Grange Hill (idea via @EbenMarks) pic.twitter.com/MQwj49K3pM
No Man’s Grace. Oh yeah. Especially that soufflé. pic.twitter.com/AthkpFs7NR
@KinetaHill Don’t tell my street’s mayor that.
I think it’s got its eye on my wooly jumper. #lanternparade #bristol #bedminster threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/01/21/lan… pic.twitter.com/O4hXaGnlnm
Today I’m 44. How nice of everyone to have got me the end of the world for my birthday :D
neilhimself I was grateful for the comma. pic.twitter.com/J6BQlWzYJW
cybermango Someone goes on /r/AskUK and asks in all seriousness if the UK is allowed pineapple. Commenters do not disappoint 🍍 reddit.com/r/AskUK/commen…
Today I walked 18,700 steps, apparently. *Lies down*
Beer, book and candle. Not quite sure what I’m exorcising. ift.tt/2jsNUip pic.twitter.com/ng9W6FHkay
A wake early. ift.tt/2iVvA2Q pic.twitter.com/xlUqZwlSx3
@ememess @FFF182 Our local museum’s stuffed golden pheasant is at least in for a runner-up prize. pic.twitter.com/WiM97qSAfL
Eight years ago. Goodness. vimeo.com/2884701
70Ceeks he doesn’t have a desk at the winter white house pic.twitter.com/LNfn2aE2Ce
@rem Yes. As with all voice stuff, I’m gradually learning what I might as well just type! Still, it’s better than anything else I’ve used.
Test shot. pic.twitter.com/T76cuNZsd3
@rem Works for me with “la la land original motion picture soundtrack”, on a UK Echo. Gets it wrong if I omit “picture”?
@porthjess Cool, ta. (The parents are looking to buy one.)
Anyone had good/bad experiences with the HP Envy laptop series?
@talkie_tim Nothing so posh. Someone wished me happy birthday on there.
@porthjess They must’ve read that Hotwells article in the Guardian, about how cool Cliftonwood is.
@liveindetail Now look what you’ve made me browse. pic.twitter.com/kAtYwtsdrZ
@liveindetail I imagine it suffers the fate of many groundbreaking series: everything since has copied it so much it’ll feel very dated.
@liveindetail I loved Moonlighting, but I think I may just hope it comes up on Netflix at some point.
@liveindetail I seem to remember there’s a “best of” single DVD so you can take a taster and find out.
Woah. Apparently Google+ is still A Thing. Who else had forgotten?
Christ, this is a glitzy, tedious wank-fest. #subsherlocktweet
Incoming Cargo - threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/01/16/inc… pic.twitter.com/iz9H0QYu1s
@PyongyangFC @fourfoot I quite like a double intendre myself.
photographique Still have one of these desks available to go to a good home for FREE. Get in touch if you are interested: contact@..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…w0
rebecca_roache Possible solution pic.twitter.com/f1W8RxOOEH
@ChuckWendig I’ll take Patrick Macnee for all of the above.
That thing where you recognise an actor and *know* that he’s the unexpected murderer because you wouldn’t waste *him* as a police sergeant.
dotMudge Great ‘what if?’ series.
Some hit too close to home… pic.twitter.com/GYkmijfviZ
@ToM_BaL (Or for fun, do it yourself, if black & white! Folk House has a darkroom and runs good courses :D)
@ToM_BaL London Camera Exchange and Photographique. I think I’ve been told one of the ADSAs does it, too.
I’m just keeping it warm for you - threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/01/15/im-… pic.twitter.com/Hrn5bu6lek
They should probably replace this with a better loaf. pic.twitter.com/jwrRE9VWtm
@hayles Is it? Cool.
Eight years ago today: one of the most iconic uses of Twitter for news. twitter.com/jkrums/status/… pic.twitter.com/dg7w05xbGU
I’m sure Lily’s party will go fine. #thearchers pic.twitter.com/KS1iMYwrjS
Miranda. I thought the pantomime evil would have finished last week. #thearchers
@psidnell I have been intermingling.
Wow, an actual flounce. That’s been a long time. #subtweet
@LadyRowly MAN FLU 😷
@Cookwitch Oooohhh.
@Cookwitch Indeed. Up to date with Phryne, too 😀
@Cookwitch I think I may have already seen all of those, due to my Avengers-induced Diana Rigg fixation.
@ttscoff Perhaps I’ve just missed the improvement because it’s been so gradual!