May 2016

@CharlieEsq_ I thought you already had one. Who am I following, then?

6:25 PM, May 31st, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to CharlieEsq_

@liveindetail I hear those are quite expensive to treat.

5:57 PM, May 31st, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to liveindetail

@liveindetail …given that I’m hand-whipping, I think we’d have to invent some kind of handicap system.

5:54 PM, May 31st, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to liveindetail

@liveindetail I was just wondering what to do with the half-tub of whipping cream now I’ve finished all the strawberries. However…

5:54 PM, May 31st, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to liveindetail

@BristolPound *Now* you tell me!

2:46 PM, May 31st, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to BristolPound

@taraddean GRRR.

10:25 AM, May 31st, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to taraddean

@ahnlak Oh yeah.

9:17 AM, May 31st, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ahnlak

@shezza_t I actually whipped some cream for the strawberries earlier. Summer does seem to be here.

7:32 PM, May 30th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to shezza_t

@CharlieEsq_ *Stares wildly around*

12:17 PM, May 30th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to CharlieEsq_

@PointyHound @BenPark It’s like he had some photos left over from selling the hedge that happened to have the car in, too.

8:50 PM, May 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client in reply to PointyHound

@clvdz66 You are so, so lucky.

5:56 PM, May 29th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to clvdz66

@TravisinaB7 MAXIMUM POWER!

4:11 PM, May 29th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to TravisinaB7

@jakepjohnson @samsneed12 Works for me.

4:08 PM, May 29th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to jakepjohnson

@samsneed12 I didn’t know we had one. Where’s that to?

2:50 PM, May 29th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to samsneed12

@Bristolvor *Checks watch* No, you’re fine; it’s May.

11:21 AM, May 29th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Bristolvor

@shezza_t Those creepy bastards in the straitjackets helped.

10:56 PM, May 28th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to shezza_t

@dwiskus Quit and restart Safari.

10:34 PM, May 28th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to dwiskus

@maxjacobson It also used to reliably sync with Dropbox, who have engineers around on a Saturday.

10:31 PM, May 28th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to maxjacobson

@maxjacobson Well, yes, and I’d never be abusive, but a 9+ hour outage with no updates since the tweet is understandably frustrating.

10:28 PM, May 28th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to maxjacobson

@saltwateritch …that I’m guessing my mum bought so I’d leave hers alone! Guessing everything would seem wider than that little one.

10:19 AM, May 28th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to saltwateritch

@saltwateritch I do not know. The only other typewriter I regularly used was a little portable (Underwood 112)…

10:18 AM, May 28th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to saltwateritch

@rem Put 10 emoji in there and stand well back.

9:03 AM, May 28th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to rem

@saltwateritch Also: if you really want it, check availability of ribbons! Multicoloured ones must be rarer.

7:30 PM, May 27th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to saltwateritch

@saltwateritch it was amazing. Though I have nowhere to put a typewriter.

7:29 PM, May 27th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to saltwateritch

@unearthedSimon ESSENTIAL!

6:44 PM, May 27th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to unearthedSimon

@talkie_tim I prefer to think of myself as the lone punman.

2:36 PM, May 27th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to talkie_tim

@ahnlak @Cookwitch @Kavey Kewl! Happy birthday both!

2:13 PM, May 27th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ahnlak

@chris_coys Did you know they made hydroponics systems with growlights? I knew about the beer, but not these! pic.twitter.com/Cl7ppRuk20

8:27 PM, May 26th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to chris_coys

@chris_coys Impulse purchase. It’s not bad.

7:43 PM, May 26th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to chris_coys

@foxc Also, you’re to arrive angry calm, in an old new car.

3:08 PM, May 26th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to foxc

@shezza_t That is exactly what @_pigeons_ — my Horticultural Attaché — told me :D

9:37 PM, May 25th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to shezza_t

@JohannaTC Yeah. I live in between Joy Hill and Hope Chapel Hill, so I can sympathise! flic.kr/p/dMHadE

1:55 PM, May 25th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to JohannaTC

@JohannaTC I imagine it’s something of a regular occurrence.

1:53 PM, May 25th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to JohannaTC

@Dizzy_fish Luckily, a secondhand bookshop was just over the road. pic.twitter.com/RoTV76CG5K

12:46 PM, May 25th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Dizzy_fish

@Kavey It’s like I always thought: some people will stuff *anything*.

9:46 AM, May 25th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Kavey

@shezza_t Don’t. I can’t afford a macro lens at the moment! :)

10:30 PM, May 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to shezza_t

@shezza_t This may be the first gardening book I’ve ever bought. I’m starting to get the hang of it, I think, so taking it more seriously!

10:29 PM, May 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to shezza_t

@hayles @dangusset WITCHCRAFT

10:15 PM, May 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to hayles

@hayles @dangusset pic.twitter.com/w1Y1CVrAuT

10:11 PM, May 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hayles

@anna_debenham They didn’t want to check your age. They were just putting your name on the list behind the bar.

7:44 PM, May 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to anna_debenham

@leeblackwood Hiding inside, not moving a muscle: SpongeBob SnipePants.

7:43 PM, May 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to leeblackwood

@Pinboard You’re drinking unfiltered water, aren’t you? This paper from Veganwater University says it causes sarcasm and haemorrhoids.

7:28 PM, May 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Pinboard

@ThereSheRides I’ve got this to look forward during my traditional Sunday Omnibus cleaning. Maybe it’ll make me scrub the bath harder.

7:20 PM, May 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ThereSheRides

@lilydoughball Ooops. Still, complete non-start like that often turns out to be something cheap. *crosses fingers for you*

6:47 PM, May 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to lilydoughball

@Gary_Bainbridge I’d tell you why you’re wrong, but I can’t remember Twitter’s UK SMS gateway number any more.

3:59 PM, May 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Gary_Bainbridge

@craigmod Erm.

3:47 PM, May 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to craigmod

@dangusset I was just working on the basis I couldn’t identify the *un*healthy ones, and everything’s relative :D

11:19 AM, May 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to dangusset

@dangusset Well, on the right I think we’ve got a string of sausages and a necklace of pizza.

10:59 AM, May 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to dangusset

@talkie_tim I’m vaguely considering an extension tube, but I do long shots so rarely a dedicated lens probably isn’t worth it.

4:38 AM, May 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to talkie_tim

@tyronem pic.twitter.com/efwDsR02D1

3:37 AM, May 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to tyronem

@talkie_tim Just a 70-200. Longest I own.

10:16 PM, May 23rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to talkie_tim

@hotdogsladies FYI: This song is obligatory at British wedding receptions where anyone aged 40+ might be present.

8:39 PM, May 23rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to hotdogsladies

@tsunimee Fear not, ma petite. Your followers can fucking swear for you, and no bugger will ever know.

7:47 PM, May 23rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to tsunimee

@jukesie Heh. I have twenty books or more on the “incoming” shelf anyway. Will stuff the cheapest-looking one in my bag ;)

6:59 PM, May 23rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to jukesie

@jukesie I may have to start carrying a paperback with me.

6:57 PM, May 23rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to jukesie

@sarahjeong @danbarker They also broke the “slow as treacle with an irritatingly non-native UI” promise. Do they win money for that?

6:53 PM, May 23rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to sarahjeong

@nitinganatra @siracusa My patented method: try to hit it. Swear. Try to hit it. Swear. Remember I can edge swipe. Edge swipe. Swear.

6:46 PM, May 23rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to nitinganatra

@headfirstonly Thanks! Knew one of my erudite tweeps would be able to identify it.

6:44 PM, May 23rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to headfirstonly

@Cookwitch @annecupcake …though unless you’re “doing” North Street, may be bit out of way. Can certainly second vote fo@brewcccc, too.

6:38 PM, May 23rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Cookwitch

@Cookwitch @annecupcake My favourite place right now is probably @TincanCoffeeCo on North Street, and I was in there last bank hol…

6:37 PM, May 23rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Cookwitch

@Cookwitch Which would be fine if I hadn’t also gone for beef in black bean sauce. I may die overfood tonight.

7:08 PM, May 22nd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Cookwitch

@_pigeons_ pic.twitter.com/0R1leAYsmK

5:18 PM, May 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone

@_pigeons_ Gin & Vik. pic.twitter.com/6U9HvgrOl2

4:28 PM, May 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone

@littlegibbo Not unless they’re planning on eating the contents of the hoover bag ;) #recycling

11:59 AM, May 22nd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to littlegibbo

@CharlieEsq_ I’m on my bed listening to The Archers. Closest I’ll ever get. (Cool brolly, BTW!)

11:10 AM, May 22nd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to CharlieEsq_

@rbrwr Yup, looks like they’ve confirmed it. @porthjess

11:54 PM, May 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to rbrwr

@hayles That would explain why they’re so very loud for me. Do we know what they’re *for*?

10:18 PM, May 21st, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to hayles

@rbrwr They sound reasonably close to Hotwells, but it’s very hard to tell.

10:14 PM, May 21st, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to rbrwr

@driverminnie Look out! There’s a giant jelly baby behind you!

7:56 PM, May 21st, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to driverminnie

@clairenelson @faerietalefoody I could have a quick shufti if you’re okay sharing your login/admin details?

6:51 PM, May 21st, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to clairenelson

@tsunimee Amen, sister. And I’ve had the damn coffee.

1:13 PM, May 21st, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to tsunimee

@samsneed12 Ah.

12:37 PM, May 21st, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to samsneed12

@samsneed12 Did you try it? Went in first day; need to go back to give them a better chance, I think.

12:25 PM, May 21st, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to samsneed12

@guriben I think it’s mostly in my U-bend now. Sigh.

11:06 AM, May 21st, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to guriben

@charlesarthur pic.twitter.com/TEJtHGXjSR

10:50 AM, May 21st, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to charlesarthur

@CharlieEsq_ Not sure I’m fully awake yet. Is is the peacock or the man who’s riding it doing coke with the police in your alley?

9:16 AM, May 21st, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to CharlieEsq_

@liveindetail Yes. I would say I didn’t enjoy a single line, but..m.youtube.com/watch?v=NiMPJE…ps

9:37 PM, May 20th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to liveindetail

@AlasdairStuart Guessing we could double the turnout if they handed out lollipops.

6:22 PM, May 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to AlasdairStuart

@malvernrunner I shall add it to my improbably-long LoveFilm list, ta.

4:06 PM, May 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to malvernrunner

@SpikyZebra Load number 8? Christ. Next time you need to budget 10% of the holiday for a service wash.

2:06 PM, May 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to SpikyZebra