@PointyHound @BenPark It’s like he had some photos left over from selling the hedge that happened to have the car in, too.
BenPark These might be the greatest pictures I’ve ever seen on a used car advert. autotrader.co.uk/classified/adv…

That’s quite a claim from a company selling garden lighting equipment. pic.twitter.com/vdGCZd5wZ2
@clvdz66 You are so, so lucky.
@TravisinaB7 MAXIMUM POWER!
@jakepjohnson @samsneed12 Works for me.
@samsneed12 I didn’t know we had one. Where’s that to?

Arrangement. pic.twitter.com/DwT1cnzDpC
@Bristolvor *Checks watch* No, you’re fine; it’s May.
There’s only one answer, surely: Matthew’s pregnant! #thearchers