@DelroyHibbert Yeah, but iTunes is that uncle nobody likes to talk about.
@malvernrunner I saw a couple of episodes a couple of years back and decided it wasn’t for me.
@malvernrunner You’re on the wrong channel again. That’s Antiques Roadshow.
@mousedogbaby Tell her not to forget the conditioner.
madeinbristoltv BREAKING #BristolNews
Reports of a stabbing on Stapleton Road at the junction of Clare Road. Large police presence. pic.twitter.com/HRQcRbsYoK
@peroty *Checks world for correct spin* *Realigns position from star maps* *Looks puzzled*
The impression I get from my timeline is that C4 have created #hemsleyhemsley because Gillian McKeith didn’t talk quite enough bollocks.
business Twitter will stop counting photos and links in a 140-character limit bloom.bg/1TgUF0v pic.twitter.com/BITrSjsQ0f
@AndyCouncil “Pal” is remarkably versatile. A Scot, especially, can make it anywhere from loving to desperately menacing, in my experience.
@AndyCouncil I can cope with “pal”. “Matey” grates, though.
(“How do you repel boarders?” “Stop changing the bedlinen.” #goonshow)
Prepare to repel boarders! pic.twitter.com/7kATcSZ5Jb
@alicej_t “Could I buy that person a herbal tea, please? Hemlock, if you’ve got it…”
Out for a quick trip to the garden centre. #igersbristol instagram.com/p/BFeLziNpC7S/
@bexxi Drone frozen pizza delivery?
MhairiMcF My local paper is ‘live blogging’ the opening of a KFC. If this isn’t rock bottom then God help us all m.nottinghampost.com/Live-Opening-K…
@C_J_Fox My guess would be it’s technically legally okay in all regards, oddly enough.
@C_J_Fox Double parked?