@monsterlemon @mattmay @meyerweb @scalzi Well, if he’s true to type, we’ll find out in a minute.
PatrickRothfuss I haven’t had any coffee since Christmas.
In unrelated news, love isn’t real, colors don’t exist, and god is dead.
Now there’s a credit. pic.twitter.com/SyhatMzg8S
@mattmay @meyerweb @scalzi “I was standing shoulder to shoulder with Kibo himself when the create message for alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork was issued…”
@scalzi Amen. If you can survive accidentally stepping into talk.bizarre…
Can’t quite believe this survived intact through the Christmas period. ift.tt/2EozOZm pic.twitter.com/ZrHNRIpiQu
Gosh! Thanks to @igersBristol for their continual and tireless work bringing cool new pics to us all, too :D twitter.com/igersBristol/s…
davideastUK you ever zoom in on a patch of England in Google Maps and think “none of these are real places” pic.twitter.com/kBDwmqlhwu
@chubbybannister That is exactly why I love it.
matthewrcover Unfortunately the Lestodon’s penchant for the expensive green fruit resulted in a decline in personal savings and home ownership, eventually leading to their extinction in the late Pleistocene. twitter.com/AMNH/status/94…
@tyronem Sorry; I wrote my own date library for this Twitter client, and it won’t let me reply to you until the 32st of Nullvember.
@tyronem I think I may have worked on his code, too.
Getting my new year cliché in early. ift.tt/2BZLQ9V pic.twitter.com/71XSxR8yGp
Back to the beginning. ift.tt/2EjWAlh pic.twitter.com/wcKdLRfSkb
CI5BDC 40 years ago today at 9:00pn the first ever Professionals episode was TX’d pic.twitter.com/H9NH8oBGkE
@Seej500 Yet more evidence for my theory that people who criticise millennials generally can’t spell “millennial”.
It doesn’t get much better than that. pic.twitter.com/m7iKi7K5Zw
paddy_magee yeah but how is it pronounced? pic.twitter.com/vHYfAceHe1
businessinsider This incredible animation shows how deep humans have dug pic.twitter.com/0lz1feuifT
@VeraR2010 @benjohnbarnes Seconded. Start in the middle of the sheet section and work your way to the right until you can’t afford to go any further. Then buy. (Perhaps look for the words “percale” or “Egyptian cotton”. Higher thread counts are better.)
@guriben Hudson Hawk?
@reckless Surely you got them one of those notebooks they could write all their passwords in as a present last year? 😁
Marine lake. pic.twitter.com/tQXzjioc9Y
Traditional shot. ift.tt/2BBWFih pic.twitter.com/k7TzhJEBhb
briandotjp In Japan, broken objects are almost never repaired with gold.
Instead, it’s thrown away and replaced with a 100 yen equivalent from Daiso.
Consider this when you think you can’t be replaced. twitter.com/marcsteves/sta…
This inspiration juice tastes nice but appears to be faulty. ift.tt/2zt5l8R pic.twitter.com/WmJxsJ1E1f
@christianrt I exaggerate, but I wrote the chords, the chorus and one and a half verses in 2014 and haven’t quite finished yet…
Trying to write a song. It’s emerging at an average of one word per year.
@slicknic I would probably be playing on loop if I weren’t trying to write a song of my own right now.
@shezza_t Mine too ;)
@chubbybannister *Thousand yard stare*
@Bristolvor That name sounds like the punchline to a cracker joke.
@chubbybannister I bought the triple-box of different varieties for someone and surprisingly had the willpower to post it rather than keeping it all for myself :D
thepurplecleric Merry Christmas everyone! pic.twitter.com/YBd0MHCCrT
@SternishOwl Thanks!
Bloggity: Favourite Photo of the Month 2017. gothick.org.uk/2017/12/24/fav…
YupThatExist Remember that during winter animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places pic.twitter.com/6H4ZIKMP5V
Oh. Yeah. Not a 15x15 today. ift.tt/2D6YQLg pic.twitter.com/9qFViO1lXj
@psidnell You’ve lost me, but I think I only know him from watching the new Star Trek…
Here we are now; entertain us. ift.tt/2BGdsF0 pic.twitter.com/yhCsj9s0oP
Oh yeah. ift.tt/2l41uK3 pic.twitter.com/HKe1pPniVV
Off to see Last Jedi tonight ;)
The computers aren’t taking over any time soon, are they? pic.twitter.com/so0DzGbFAt
Aww. Bless the now-tiny iMac. twitter.com/gothick/status…
@lizpscully Does this mean it’s a decade since we met? :D twitter.com/gothick/status…
Avon_Stories I’m just so incredibly sad that the Chocolate Path (the Avon Walkway), after years of neglect, is now closed indefinitely. It’s a safe path to walk, cycle & run, that has been part of my commuting/exercise/leisure life for about 16 years.
@benjohnbarnes Bristol very much suffers from this. It’s rubbish.
@UrsulaWJ Looking at my pics from last year, many of them aren’t exactly prominent :D pic.twitter.com/7v1suayUKV
5imian “AWS is down”
I looked to my coworker who was now tracing tribal glyphs on his face with a sharpie.
“The machine is broken’. he mused. “We must begin anew”.
Now fashioning a crude spear with tape and a plastic butter knife,
“We will live off the land. We will find a better life.”
Black Canary. The best Jonathan Creek Christmas Special. ift.tt/2petobz pic.twitter.com/t8URleDKsm
Titchy treat. ift.tt/2kHuQyG pic.twitter.com/4YHYdIbnzK
And… relax. ift.tt/2kGzNYw pic.twitter.com/SLU5Efe3Ft
They’ll have to do a teensy bit of work on the queueing system at Gatwick to make that a possibility..twitter.com/ProfBrianCox/s…Vt
If they’re going to be this weirdly petty, could they at least use the *right* blue? #passports pic.twitter.com/ca0fOGGa5y
drewm It was @SouthvilleRC’s last club night of the year, so we ran a Christmas robin 🎄 pic.twitter.com/XPNupRrDk0
martin_fff “Blatantly unlawful”: companies use Facebook targeting to ensure older workers don’t see help-wanted ads via @BoingBoing boingboing.net/2017/12/21/log…
@meyerweb I think I may be too scared to read the replies to this.
@UrsulaWJ @MarkTaylorFood I’ve never actually eaten there; I’m just addicted to the fantastic bread from the market :D
Oh bloody hell. Another of my favourite walking routes in the city closed. We only just got Ashton Avenue Bridge back. #bristol twitter.com/BethanJV/statu…
@bakerbungle @MarkTaylorFood @mrAlbarino @BarnyHaughton Nooooooooo. Bread from the TF market stall was one of my weekly treats.
MarkTaylorFood Sad news for the independent Bristol restaurant scene - major harbourside restaurant and bar is the city’s latest casualty bristolpost.co.uk/whats-on/food-…
Might re-watch _Blake_. It’s 36 years to the day that the last episode of Blake’s 7 aired…
chrisalbon Software engineering pro-tip:
Do not, I repeat, do not deploy this week. That is how you end up debugging a critical issue from your parent’s wifi in your old bedroom while your spouse hates you for abandoning them with your racist uncle.
darylginn Dear every website,
No we do not want to enable push notifications. Ever.
Sincerely,
Everyone
This guy’s clearly going to make the ultimate Christmas cocktail. ift.tt/2CQqTy9 pic.twitter.com/UFbomI84HC
Solstice light. ift.tt/2DlA1fs pic.twitter.com/TtZw2v4deg
It’s probably about time I saw this. ift.tt/2yNtEOx pic.twitter.com/xcHY1tW9cU
@thomasvenables That’s actually a pretty good description of how I feel today.
_pigeons_ I love my bronica (thanks @gothick for the photo!) pic.twitter.com/2x49VrEh9U
_pigeons_ I asked @gothick to take a picture with my phone and I think he managed to take one of his hangover pic.twitter.com/XCQlC9HyZP
Old fashioned. ift.tt/2zeWydK pic.twitter.com/7b13pK9U8O
That’s quite a lot of steps for one day. #sorefeet. ift.tt/2nYdnGo pic.twitter.com/ELNm2E25XO
Unsurprisingly, that bridge features a few times… #2017bestnine ift.tt/2C3IaUd pic.twitter.com/1MXSFdfHoB
If you’ll excuse me, I just remembered that Natalie Merchant’s _Ophelia_ exists, so now I must play it on repeat for a half-hour.
fourfoot Hello and welcome to Highway.
pic.twitter.com/mzsmIn4b83
Amazon are pushing the new Grand Tour so hard I’m scared to order anything in case Clarkson comes free in the box.
New ‘at. ift.tt/2BX21Fo pic.twitter.com/4ZIWO7Q4XB
@C_J_Fox Yeah. I really shouldn’t have sat in the damn thing.
@C_J_Fox Appropriately and ironically, I really should have been sitting down when I read the price label.
Objects of desire. ift.tt/2B3jcYb pic.twitter.com/v7G31BwpSJ
Feel the •uality. #functionalhighground #apple pic.twitter.com/OMIrLey0Lw
@salisbury_matt Yup, he typed, from his ‘phone. ;)
MakingBlakes7 Monday 5 December 1977: The radio-controlled prop was prone to failure so the robot was operated by an actor (Kevin Sullivan) hidden inside.
#Blakes7 pic.twitter.com/7a9dqazB5k
@salisbury_matt Presumably by the same logic we should be able to call them “piano’s” 😁
PJHarveyUK Watch the trailer for @DarkRiverFilm, written and directed by Clio Barnard, starring Ruth Wilson and Mark Stanley, and featuring new music by PJ Harvey. youtu.be/6-9rTDmTeDI
@talkie_tim No, but then I haven’t been using it! Definitely been using more as a dumb device than a smart one ;)
@talkie_tim Good, though I’ve barely been more adventurous than ham, steak or poached eggs yet.
It must be a Christmas movie. It’s got angels in it and everything. ift.tt/2iH3SJI pic.twitter.com/6D3JDOvvEh
C Bond Ripples #Bristol pic.twitter.com/ASA0xmuSq0
Chocolate Path #bristol pic.twitter.com/XAe7StcwvZ
Rydingsvard #bristol pic.twitter.com/QSvxmH8reI
First Father Christmas sighting of 2017. #igersbristol #panningskillz #bristol ift.tt/2APuQ9r pic.twitter.com/jMTlNrklJQ
@chubbybannister IDENTIFIES STRONGLY
Avon_Stories Podcast! I talked to Ben Barker about his 25 years work in community development in Southville & Bedminster, including @BemmyPartners & much more
avonstories.com/2017/12/01/avo…