Snappity: Happy Camper flickr.com/photos/matt_gi… pic.twitter.com/oxhgttF1Yn
mjcunningham_ Google trolls you pretty hard when you search for “blink tag” google.com/webhp?sourceid…
So, that’s working well then. #bristol pic.twitter.com/Vr491js2qQ
mikehall314 Me: New Android vulnerability impacts 95% of devices
Wife: I’m surprised you can get anything to run on 95% of Android devices
#burn
@uliwitness That crap is so flaky. Try logging back out and back into both accounts, for starters.
SwiftOnSecurity Man saves porn into My Pictures folder, wakes up to Windows 10 playing it in a slideshow to his wife. 😁 pic.twitter.com/1YEd3Sf7HS
@restingchef Good luck. If you see Alice, say hi.
@JordanInBoston Seems to be fixed now. Maybe I hit it really early. (Was after “threatening to”, end of first par.)
@BostonDotCom @JordanInBoston TKTK placeholder in there.
tyronem I bet there’s a comment next to this code like
///should not happen
or some such twitter.com/Independent/st…
Photo: I can imagine a choir of rejoicing coeliacs. Oddbins, Princess Victoria Street. tmblr.co/ZD7hNx1qqitba
@hannahnicklin I’ve never seen the old version. In for exactly the reverse of your experience when I finally get around to _Bones_ :)
HAL9000_ It’s called Windows 10 because Microsoft will later reveal there was a War Windows edition that killed all the Daleks
#Windows10 #DoctorWho
@film_girl (I think MS’s online sales are skating to where Adobe’s puck was about five years ago. Which is not a good place to be…)
@film_girl The FAQ *quite clearly* says “These are available in stores or online.” So, you know, a store. Or online. Maybe try a butcher.
@agoX @FozzTexx I always think of ex-parrot.com/pete/upside-do…
@C_J_Fox @hayles …probably lots of other options, including free. Scrivener awesome for actual writing, plus Win version if you switch back.
@C_J_Fox @hayles Coda is awesome, but, yes, much more than a text editor. BBEdit less than half the price and excellent text editor. But…
@anna_debenham Are you sure it’s an iPad? Not an Etch-a-Sketch, maybe?
@boagworld Of course, people on desktop really *do* want to sort through pages of content to find your phone number…
jephjacques When I die, put “I NEVER SHOULD HAVE OPENED THAT GRIMOIRE” on my tombstone to make my death seem cooler than it probably will be
Challenge. instagram.com/p/5purnWpC6S/
@liveindetail 1/125. He was going quite quick. Don’t mention you’re selling your X-T1 to @Narshada. He might be tempted.
Langaround I feel sorry for our kids. They’re going to be our quantum computing tech-support. “Have you tried turning it off and on at the same time?”
Practising my panning with the X100T. flickr.com/photos/matt_gi… pic.twitter.com/gvASha6Lih
@benjohnbarnes It’s Upfest. Could be all three.
tomcoates Presented without comment, but fully aware of how much of a smug git I sound by doing it: twitter.com/tomcoates/stat…
@fogus Schadenjson?
johannes_mono What happens in aisle 15, stays in aisle 15. pic.twitter.com/LplKfenh9Q (@goldengateblond)
@Narshada I was also tempted by the X-T1. In the end decided against having two cameras I could buy lenses for :)
CodSteaks Interested in how we built the #bristolwhales? Check out the making-of documentary here: youtu.be/kAoT8reVYBs
@imyke Bad jailer. No biscuit.
@Bristolvor Yur. My bokelicious friend Nicki there in the background lives on North Street, so we sometimes meet there.
Absence. pic.twitter.com/uOXwLBhc1f
BAD ROBOTS! #upfest2015 #pahnl pic.twitter.com/HwlMl3KmVD
@Narshada I’m enjoying it so far. Though it’s taken a back seat to the X100T recently. Better weather sealing won today though!
@Narshada Right in the middle. 6D.
@mattgemmell Or invested in a lot of grey string vests ;)
I don’t think much of your one. instagram.com/p/5mspeEJC3X/
What a difference a day makes. #rain #bristol pic.twitter.com/MOrVOTE7UT
@Narshada I did dry it off soon after. My 60D looked like that on occasion and was fine, and I don’t think that one even claims weatherseal.
#upfest2015 weather something of a test for the Canon’s weatherproofing. instagram.com/p/5mVLKBpC05/
@porthjess Right down the bottom of the Develop panels, under Effects.
20thCFlicks CAUTION: Lots of 30 & 40-somethings bimbling the city streets today, recovering from their first ecstasy experience in a decade. #Goldie
@RoastedRituals Aaaaaaaaargh! Curse road safety and its unintended consequences.
@porthjess There is in the latest CC version. Don’t know if it’s made it to boxed version yet.
Playing with the #Lightroom de-haze filter on an old photo of mine, inspired by petapixel.com/2015/07/25/thi… #bristol pic.twitter.com/bJkTaPCr6m
@chubbybannister Sadly, the only way to fashion a levitation device would require access to bread, butter and the toaster, all in kitchen.
mutablejoe on the verge of doing a powerful blog about the labour leadership that would get me banned from every artisan sourdough bakery in Islington
@ahnlak I shall deal in the traditional British way, by tutting and muttering “hurry up and dry, you bastard” every time I walk past.
@ahnlak Yeah, but trying to stick to my new strategy of cleaning the one room that needs it most during the Archers omnibus ;)
@stuvlog If you don’t get any takers, I could put this in the post? pic.twitter.com/cXUyHAlDft
@ahnlak Am actually considering nipping out for a coffee. Rain dire, though, and graffiti festival hard to drive through. #bristolproblems
@IanMartin @AndrewCollins I always imagine a kind of continuous muffled banging and swearing noise, though. Spoils it a bit.
Strategic error, there. Can’t have anothe cup of tea until kitchen floor has dried.
TheMichaelMoran These new Enid Blyton books don’t pull any punches pic.twitter.com/IKmCde6krS
@popsandcookse Closure to fix it up enough to carry MetroBuses. So it’ll have traffic afterwards, too :(
That out there sounds like a reason to stay indoors and have scrambled eggs on toast.
OllyMonkeyboy BREAKING NEWS:
CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Advisors vow to bobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobbo pic.twitter.com/TadTRB8AuM
@dangusset It’ll be easy once the current government mandates barcoding the poor.
My walk to North Street will be less pleasant for the year this bridge is out of commission :( betterbybike.info/News/closure-a… pic.twitter.com/gcQYSKGQVC
iSmashFizzle Me: It’s not illegal to be rude to cops.
Them: Well, if you poke a bear, what do you expect?
Me: That’s why we don’t make bears cops.
@charlesarthur *slow clap*
@charlesarthur And a STOP SUGGESTING BLOODY MORRISSEY TO ME setting.
@xabl I fell a bit guilty that it’s still on my “to read” shelf now.
*May actually be a guitar stand. pic.twitter.com/vJKawXaAcn
Hurrah! My hipster’s wooden jetpack frame* has arrived! pic.twitter.com/71xfwyxO4w
Pretty busy on North Street today. #upfest2015 #bristol flic.kr/p/wqVNyY pic.twitter.com/t81nkvnpyW
davebuxtonphoto @gothick *drops to knees* I knew you were real! I never doubted it!!!
I just plugged 3 USB cables in the right way round first time. *Goes to buy lottery ticket*
GingerBeardsP We’re at #upfest2015 today and tomorrow with delicious preserves sporting amazing artwork by..instagram.com/p/5kDqwVog8Q/Tf
@adambanksdotcom @O2 @Tomfreeman92 Yeah, that’s my symptom. Says 3G, acts like no Gs at all.
@O2 @Tomfreeman92 Still screwed for me, too. Thought network might be overloaded by Upfest, but 3′s 4G is fine…
Wandering around #upfest2015 #Bristol pic.twitter.com/aS1OOqbjq5
Youngsters. #Bristol pic.twitter.com/8uWUD6a3hD
That thing where you hang around at home just another five minutes just in case the Amazon delivery arrives. For an hour.
Policemen? With beards! Good lord! What a shocking thing. Never before in the history of the British police… Ohflic.kr/p/7hL31AjN
@RellyAB Surely it would be even more of a fun surprise every year if you registered on a random day?
@louisejonesetc Damn it. I knew I should have marketed that idea I had. Wonder how many I’d’ve sold in six years..gothick.org.uk/2009/04/11/twe…e5
@bbedit Thanks for the “honesty box” hassle-free upgrade from the Mac App Store version!
BFriedmanDC After a mistaken police raid, former counterinsurgent @AlexHortonTX has lessons for America’s over-aggressive cops washingtonpost.com/opinions/in-ir…
Loh Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!
Testing my reCAPTCHA 2 extension in multiple languages. JE NE SUIS PAS UN ROBOT! pic.twitter.com/Qfw9X5ICdS
@C_J_Fox I am familiar with that hole from falling into it as a child. I’ll be careful :)
Right, time to debug a phpBB extension. *rolls up sleeves*
@C_J_Fox Yeah, I think dedicated PC is the way to go for games. Though I am playing Elite on this one sporadically!
@C_J_Fox Yup, I used VirtualBox without problems for many years. Hear dual-boot’s better for games, but that’s not really a games machine.
@olebegemann I hereby dub this bug “El Yo Frankenstien”.
@C_J_Fox Seems reasonable. Going dual-boot? I usually keep Windows in a virtual box, but I don’t use it often.
@C_J_Fox Good luck. I never managed to get that thing to make coffee :D
Tick tock. pic.twitter.com/6ctLhJHf6k
ShaneHudson Well of course… all churches should look like chickens. twitter.com/MeredithFrost/…
petapixel Anti-drone systems are starting to take off: goo.gl/gbC19W pic.twitter.com/Jhzdxu1jxP
@hayles I have some vague understanding now, but it’s all context-free. “unavoidable in the fall of 2014”? Not by me, it wasn’t…
Bus driver clearly wants to fix his broken ticket machine with a sledgehammer. Passengers would clearly help out if they could. #buslife
Filling out various compliance forms. For Christ’s sake.
theamandabatty Men who harass women online are literally the losers of our gene pool… And they know it. Fascinating study.
washingtonpost.com/news/the-inter…
I’m glad I’m old and don’t have to understand all this Taylor Swift stuff.
@Shonette Oh, I dunno..southwestwine.co.uk/wp-content/upl…t9
I should be working. Oh well. youtu.be/PKn7iOBIXEU via @YouTube
@C_J_Fox Ahaha! Option (alt) and 3.
@C_J_Fox …act like it has a scroll wheel, and it will work as it it had one :)
@C_J_Fox Oh, forgot to say; don’t be fooled by the one-button look of the mouse. Turn on right click in settings. Also…
@AthanSpod Oop, sorry for the silence! I’d been assuming @benjohnbarnes was catching this one, as he owns all the records. *prods Benj*
film_girl Don’t worry tech people in my feed, I’m working on an explainer of the Katy Perry/Taylor Swift/Nicki Minaj situation.
@samsneed12 …looks like they’ve got a valuation day on Friday on Park Rodreweatts.com/cms/pages/valu…He
@samsneed12 Don’t know if it’s their kind of thing, but Dreweatts do valuations…
@davidcaolo On the plus side, I’ve got that Natalie Merchant album on CD, so there’s always a fallback position :)
@davidcaolo Oh yeah. See also: PLEASE JUST PLAY SOME RANDOM TRACKS FROM THIS ARTIST’S ALBUMS HOW HARD CAN IT BE *CRIES*
@davidcaolo Of course, you can add tracks individually if you can actually see mystical “Show Complete Album” button! pic.twitter.com/mJM4AieVOn
@davidcaolo Also, bizarrely, tap ellipsis, choose *Remove* from my My Music, then tap ellipsis again and choose Add to My Music.
@griffinkate No, I mean there are some callers who’d get the blocked ear.
@griffinkate For me I think it would depend on the caller.
bwebster Just when I thought MacKeeper couldn’t get any shittier. Exploit allows executing arbitrary shell scripts. baesystemsai.blogspot.ch/2015/06/new-ma…
@skeddy @hayles @danfairs Toast tache. pic.twitter.com/rqMou6hIxa
@lukeredpath This is where your webcam comes in handy. And surely a “the lights are on” recognition script can’t be too hard :)
@lukeredpath This is like when I had a PC connected through RS232 to an X10 transceiver, etc. Which was fun for about a year, admittedly.
robstewartUK It’s the end for emacs github.com/Fuco1/clippy.el pic.twitter.com/MhsBKVlWRP
On the plus side, looks like the best coffee on Whiteladies road may be moving from their van to a full-on cafe..pic.twitter.com/Y1SHyQRbONON
While I’m ranting: Dear Hobbs House, this is the most annoying reason for a piece of bread not to fit in a toaster. pic.twitter.com/t49azJn6Xo
@C_J_Fox @skeddy I’m not surprised they’ve left them as a separate entity, but surely they could learn something about customer service…
@skeddy I have a modem box and a router box, but I’m giving my money to Plusnet rather than BT or Murdoch, at least.
@skeddy Bandits.
@skeddy !? How much would you have to pay *not* have have BT come around?
Pretty sure Virgin Media are trying to match their fibre bandwidth with the volume of paper-based junk mail they keep sending me.
Working lunch. pic.twitter.com/41RspiJkds
That’s the third confused person to tell the bus driver he has no sign on the front.
holland_tom Peak Brighton… H/t @rtslt pic.twitter.com/j1xskZ0648
A 5K Retina iMac wallpaper that’s working well for me, snapped in my back garden: gothick.org.uk/2015/07/21/jap…
@512px If they paid the employee for their time, I’m pretty sure the process would already be really efficient…
theloop Robot shows glimmer of self awareness - loopu.in/1OrLnO3
@kissane See also: how bored you are by the time the eight thousandth person has asked you why you’re a vegetarian.
TechCrunchOnion Google Reportedly Running Out of Ideas for How to Force-Feed Google+ to the World
@davidcaolo It works from your Mac’s accelerometer. Switch to iTunes, then punch the screen real hard.
Morning summary: Listen to Entrance of the Gladiators on @AppleMusic. itun.es/gb/5Q1kx?i=388… pic.twitter.com/xIVxckjRi4
Every other passenger on the bus is reading the Metro. Feels like one of those clues to the Big Bad from the first five minutes of Dr Who.
liveindetail Having James Bond porridge this morning. It’s the same as normal porridge, but you open the microwave door when the countdown reads 0:07
@C_J_Fox Cool, no hurry. Only thing wrong with it is the CD ROM drive doesn’t work. (if you’ve got a USB one it should work fine.)
MarkAgee STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME
- Yay I get to work from home
- It would be nice to talk to people
- I hope that pigeon sits in the window today
@C_J_Fox Elderly, but capable of running latest OS X (including as-yet-unreleased El Capitan). Price… Dunno. Couple of hundred, probably.
@C_J_Fox 2010 iMac 10,1 Core 2 Duo. 21.5″/1TB drive/16GB RAM everymac.com/ultimate-mac-l…
Photoset: Mockingbird rocking a Sesame Street feel today. tmblr.co/ZD7hNx1pxn1IS
@ahnlak Even the one I was referencing is somewhat sinister..en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder,_K…LU
When you realise that no, the table is not sticky. It’s just steel, and everything you put on it has a magnet in its case. #digitalproblems
Kaffee, Kamera, Kindle #triumvirate #igersbristol @ Mockingbird instagram.com/p/5UQnzmpC6O/
@waiyeehong Just surprised I managed to randomly hear about two different Chinese writing apps within three hours!
Right, #archers over, I can finally do the vacuuming part of my Sunday morning cleaning :)
“Between two buns.”
Pleasant enough day yesterday, a good night’s sleep, and… I really, *really* don’t want to do *anything* today, apparently.
brian_bilston “Sometimes the power of a homophone can come out of nowhere and hit you like a truck,” articulated Laurie.
RiffRaff1971 Like an opening scene from Casualty. pic.twitter.com/7T0b4DlFhc
@waiyeehong Is it @MonkeyWrite? Was just listening to an interview with @chiuki where it was mentioned…
Snappity: Catch. flickr.com/photos/matt_gi… pic.twitter.com/zJyq82Oqo3
An area the size of whales. #bristol pic.twitter.com/maLJoigmWg
@porthjess I’m sure everyone else is grateful that @GeorgeFergusonx and I shun both Fosters and public semi-nudity.
blondecalamity I think of myself as “Upper-Middle Maintenance”.
adambanksdotcom A Raspberry Pi costs £20. An Arduino clone costs £6. My £300 tumble dryer has to be replaced because the logic board has failed.
Wish I could remember what kind of film is halfway through this little fella. instagram.com/p/5RqPCsJC1F/
Preparing for eBay. pic.twitter.com/BDC4dqzO44
@Kavey @ahnlak I didn’t ignore the dancing or the broom, but Breakin’ Turbo was the only thing that sprang to mind. (#AWSOMEBROOMDANCE)
@Kavey !? You didn’t just fall asleep and start dreaming during a Safestyle Windows advert in the middle of _Breakin’ Turbo_, did you?
@shezza_t Hrm. Especially as I think it was the same model as this one. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…
@shezza_t I got off before I could get a definitive answer. Probably just as well.
Wondering if this Wessex bus is just badly maintained or actively on fire.
@mousedogbaby Foolishly, I have now moved on to doing something productive instead :)
Hijackanory: To interrupt a conversation with an unrelated story.
@mousedogbaby Yes.
One bus a day, at 17:41. I wonder if there’s a specific reason, or just bus company randomness?
@galg Our taste buds must be very different. Perfect mix of smoke and sea salt, for me.
@galg Wow. I thought it was pretty much the best thing I’d ever tasted.
@lukeredpath …just don’t ask me where my actual watch is strapped.
@lukeredpath Right wrist: Apple Watch. Left wrist: Withings Activité. Left ankle: Fitbit Surge. Right ankle: Moto 360…
@jdriscoll @film_girl I’d love to try one. Not available in the UK, sadly. Hopefully they’ll be successful enough to launch here sometime.
Snap from my archives, 2008: The colourful bridge of the Rainbow Warrior II. #greenpeace pic.twitter.com/T4ZAKnQSVr
SamSykesSwears Writing Advice 1: Remember that writers never purposefully give bad advice to thin out competition
Writing Advice 2: Eat an entire pine cone
@lidson @GreenRobTelford Oooh, must check my favoured spot under one of the Cumberland Basin flyover slip roads next time I’m out :)
@Kavey Klingon, I reckon.
monsieur_pickle Things programmers know how to fix for sure according to my Twitter feed: Greece’s economy.
Things broken for the past 50 years: software
Stolen instagram.com/p/5HxTpVJCyw/
Important. #bristol pic.twitter.com/hU5Pb1106a
If we’re going to destroy the EU, can we at least do it over an important issue, like that sodding cookie law?
Ooof. Looks like nasty bike accident on Belgrave Road. :(
Current status: _Beginning Acoustic Blues Guitar_, page 32. Neighbours have yet to complain.
@niklasaman Hmm. It’s about time I owned some Gibson gear, given my name. Bet those are a bit cheaper than a Les Paul Studio, too!
Poppy pools. #bristol @ Greville Smyth Park instagram.com/p/5CIAEZpC9x/
saxonb Okay, FYI, there’s a heap of really good SF in the current Kindle Daily Deal on Amazon: amazon.co.uk/gp/feature.htm…
#NowPlaying “Ophelia” by Natalie Merchant. One last song before bed… ♫ spoti.fi/NudJKJ