November 2016

@_pigeons_ Of course it _would_ be Brian Cox. youtube.com/watch?v=E43-Cf…

10:12 PM, Nov 30th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac

@BabsBat I used a loyalty card on mine. I’m hoping the tenth time it’ll do it for me for free.

10:44 AM, Nov 30th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to BabsBat from Bristol

@rem Or it could be a remarkable coincidence. I don’t want to know how far you can actually get through the integer..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…is

11:18 PM, Nov 29th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to rem

@Bristol52 Heck yes. I paused a new book recently to read an old familiar favourite in the middle because I was too knackered for novelty!

9:08 PM, Nov 29th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Bristol52 from Bristol

@_pigeons_ Yours, I think.

7:51 PM, Nov 28th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to _pigeons_ from Bristol

@ememess “Actually, take us away from your leader.”

7:49 PM, Nov 28th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ememess from Bristol

@_pigeons_ pic.twitter.com/Io99HHQBt1

7:38 PM, Nov 28th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac

@dangusset A++ WOULD PASTY AGAIN

5:43 PM, Nov 26th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to dangusset from Bristol, England

@dangusset Well, they’re a BA pub… think the pasty will be pretty good, toopic.twitter.com/LeLY5HL5p9p9

5:24 PM, Nov 26th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to dangusset from Bristol, England

@dangusset Palmers Best, and excellently kept. I’m not a Bath Ales fan.

5:13 PM, Nov 26th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to dangusset from Bristol, England

@Bristolvor Merchants Arms. I have, sadly, had to move further from the fire owing to the blaring telly. Otherwise it would be perfect. 🔥 🍻

5:12 PM, Nov 26th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Bristolvor from Bristol, England

@porthjess I had the candles out ready and everything.

3:46 PM, Nov 25th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to porthjess from Bristol, England

@meemalee Ta! I grabbed a Dot earlier today ;)

3:20 PM, Nov 25th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to meemalee from Bristol, England

@rivalee They had to put the hidden cameras *somewhere*.

10:29 AM, Nov 25th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to rivalee

@AlasdairStuart This might actually be the first time it’s true.

10:28 AM, Nov 25th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to AlasdairStuart

@_pigeons_ Guess so. No problems here, but I might just make sure I know the whereabouts of my candles and my book. twitter.com/wpduk/status/8…

9:06 PM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to _pigeons_

@nigellegg *Looks worriedly at his UPS, that hasn’t been properly tested in years*

8:46 PM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to nigellegg

@CharlieEsq_ I’ve been doing cryptic crosswords all day long. It’s like I was warming up for that pun.

8:33 PM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to CharlieEsq_

@CharlieEsq_ It’s 9 in Roman numerals. And nine is the number… After…

8:33 PM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to CharlieEsq_

@indiespiritbath @HubrisId @CharlieEsq_ *GROAN*

8:32 PM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to indiespiritbath

@fanf @AthanSpod *Renames folder*

8:13 PM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to fanf

@charwarz Just that they only work on one end of the string, rather than both?

4:41 PM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to charwarz

@talkie_tim Timpson’s, Clifton Down. But bear in mind the key type might restrict the patterns available :D

4:14 PM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to talkie_tim

@Harkaway The beginning of the sentence eventually write, you will.

2:26 PM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Harkaway

@_pigeons_ Wilco.

1:12 PM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to _pigeons_

@_pigeons_ Soz. Opticiansing now.

12:36 PM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to _pigeons_ from Bristol, England

@Bingo_Little @_pigeons_ I saw these and thought of you! pic.twitter.com/WMOuVrNMeg

12:25 PM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone

@ahnlak The lock’s only died once. The last time, I lost my keys, and after that hassle, thought it might be a good idea to prepare…

3:00 PM, Nov 23rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ahnlak from Bristol

@porthjess Someone has surely already invented the gin cookie.

11:05 AM, Nov 23rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to porthjess

@skeddy I thought that, but given it’s Win XP I assumed if it were on the internet the Russian hackers would’ve cleaned up the log files :D

4:51 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to skeddy

@_pigeons_ Maybe when my shoes have dried out. 2019 good for you?

1:14 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to _pigeons_

@mcelhearn I knew there was a reason they’d been making friends with Cuba.

1:12 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to mcelhearn

@mattwritescode Yeah, but it’s just a section in the manual that says, “Have you checked down the back of the sofa, dear?”

11:54 AM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to mattwritescode

@saltwateritch Thank you, that’s a very kind offer.

11:52 AM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to saltwateritch

@waiyeehong *mmmmf* *swallows* *looks guilty*. Erm, no. Not at all. *chewing noises*

8:51 PM, Nov 21st, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to waiyeehong from Bristol

@mildbunch Ta!

8:44 PM, Nov 21st, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to mildbunch

@mildbunch Looks lush. (Where did you get the coffee table?)

8:21 PM, Nov 21st, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to mildbunch

@misterbooof It’s a fine old car.

3:47 PM, Nov 20th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to misterbooof

@GreatDismal I was thinking that it’s all going a bit Brunner, myself.

3:24 PM, Nov 20th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to GreatDismal from Bristol

@slicknic Well, it worked. And nothing’s died yet.

3:20 PM, Nov 20th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to slicknic from Bristol

@UrsulaWJ Good to know. Thinking of popping along myself.

7:35 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to UrsulaWJ

@C_J_Fox @hayles Sorry; don’t know much about free editors. (For free crop/resize I’d just use Preview!)

5:46 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to C_J_Fox

@psidnell Have you read the books? I think the series is good, but not sure how it would be going in cold.

5:43 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to psidnell from Bristol

@OpinionatedGeek We’ll tell Trump the “B” in “Ark Ship B” stands for “best”, okay?

5:01 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to OpinionatedGeek from Bristol

@dangusset @saltwateritch *Quiet voice* Could you please bring that here? I and my hangover desperately need it.

1:47 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to dangusset

@boagworld (Or in fact the *first* page of any PDF.)

1:28 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to boagworld

@boagworld Just tried it in Permute and it seems to work fine on *one page* PDFs. software.charliemonroe.net/permute.php

1:24 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to boagworld

@rem I think that might increase my worry in the same way that an internet camera decreases it.

1:07 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to rem

@talkie_tim Am thinking of just taking it along to that strange militaria place by BRI, after a suggestion by @mhoulden.

1:06 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to talkie_tim

@talkie_tim Which if I were still regularly in places that had those lying around…

1:06 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to talkie_tim

@talkie_tim The battery compartment may be big enough for one or two standard batteries and a voltage converter, but I have ENOUGH to do.

12:59 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to talkie_tim

@talkie_tim …including, IIRC, a 60 volt batter.

12:55 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to talkie_tim

@talkie_tim It *looks* it. The only reason I say defunct is that I have no way of testing it: it takes truly *bizarre* military batteries…

12:54 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to talkie_tim

@mhoulden You know, that’s a thought. There’s one of those strange militaria shops near the BRI…

12:51 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client in reply to mhoulden

@FioraAeterna @invalidname They should dump the badge and just gradually morph the soaring eagle into an ostrich with its head in the sand.

12:46 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to FioraAeterna

@iamdanw @cr3 It’s okay; they don’t work very quickly, as they can only travel at a furlong per fortnight.

12:42 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to iamdanw

@carliesorosiak @Harkaway EDITOR ALERT pic.twitter.com/1yaU6Jucfg

12:35 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to carliesorosiak

@_pigeons_ Well, there’s topical. ht.ly/n0NT306hrtl

11:56 AM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac

@litmus_pie @bexxi I imagine posting it might be a bit of a nightmare, not least because it’s VERY heavy.

11:28 AM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to litmus_pie

@OpinionatedGeek It’s so hard to judge the thing when you’ve already read the books. But I’m glad I have!

11:20 AM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to OpinionatedGeek

@jukesie Didn’t seem to be a problem for me. Or the dogged disarray made up for it.

11:20 AM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to jukesie

@word_geek @2grummpy I may go back to saying please. Feels weird not to. Also, might get brownie points come the Singularity.

7:52 PM, Nov 17th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to word_geek

@meemalee I understand you get an email and a cooling-off period. Not sure if you get the same when hooked up to the local takeaway, mind.

7:20 PM, Nov 17th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to meemalee

@meemalee That could be dangerous. I’ve not tried “order a hundred packs of chocolate biscuits” yet…

7:18 PM, Nov 17th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to meemalee

@meemalee Are you enjoying it?

7:12 PM, Nov 17th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to meemalee

@_pigeons_ This arse. washingtonpost.com/news/the-inter…

7:09 PM, Nov 17th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac

@lilydoughball @CharlieEsq_ No. I’d say what it does rhyme with, but then you’d have a notion.

6:52 PM, Nov 17th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to lilydoughball from Bristol

@CharlieEsq_ One would think a senior manager at a major local estate agent might be able to find a private room somewhere.

4:36 PM, Nov 17th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to CharlieEsq_ from Bristol, England

@UrsulaWJ We really lucked out on Saturday. Went in on a whim and it turned out to be free that day for some reason.

8:34 PM, Nov 16th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to UrsulaWJ

@LadyRowly Thank you, darling x

4:05 PM, Nov 16th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to LadyRowly

@WTF4Photography It’s like a little microcosm of Windows in general.

3:16 PM, Nov 16th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to WTF4Photography

@caldersidecook Oh! Having looked it up, someone has definitely recommended Y Gwyll to me before. I’ll pop it on the rental list.

11:56 AM, Nov 16th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to gothick

@CharlieEsq_ Sometimes it’s okay to quietly disrespect someone’s views 😚

9:52 AM, Nov 16th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to CharlieEsq_ from Bristol

@caldersidecook Well it’s certainly got some gorgeous scenery. Never heard of Y Gwyll; will look it up, ta.

11:08 PM, Nov 15th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to caldersidecook from Bristol

@aallan Hah! It seems we have a new product category: physical sarcasm.

9:58 PM, Nov 15th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to aallan

@AlasdairStuart But I thought they said that couldn’t be done?

9:57 PM, Nov 15th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to AlasdairStuart

@ccMick Sadly not. Though if I could scrape five of them together I’d have enough for an Echo Dot 😀

8:46 PM, Nov 15th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ccMick

@ccMick Also: holy moley; these things are going on eBay for a tenner each.

8:44 PM, Nov 15th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ccMick

@ccMick I’ll see you, and I’ll raise you :D pic.twitter.com/KTGgiWchWj

8:42 PM, Nov 15th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ccMick

@YodelOnline Done. Note: I *received* the parcel. But the parcel and contents were both dented, the same as *last week’s* parcel.

5:58 PM, Nov 15th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to YodelOnline

@FreemanAmii @Everymancinema Looks down from here, too.

2:21 PM, Nov 15th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to FreemanAmii

@dave_ja I would assume it’s achieved sentience and was trying to communicate, but I fell that’s unlikely for Adobe software.

11:53 AM, Nov 15th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to dave_ja

@ovationchris Either way you’ll end up with a slippery arse.

1:21 PM, Nov 14th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ovationchris

@rem Only time it had a wobbly was that massive DDOS attack we had.

7:35 PM, Nov 13th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to rem from Bristol

@rem Working fine here with Amazon music. Been playing for hours daily, for many weeks.

7:34 PM, Nov 13th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to rem from Bristol

@mcelhearn Yeah. When I heard that type of popover called a “doorslam” I immediately knew why.

12:20 PM, Nov 13th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to mcelhearn from Bristol