Matt Gibson (@gothick)

Hotwells, Bristol

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @gothick ever

June 2021

pedigreepigman @Dru_Marland @gothick Lazy bugger ours, she spends all staring out of the window. pic.twitter.com/KJmji6hrr2

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:02 PM, Jun 30th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

@njj4 I may have to go see if that dummy is still there, at this rate, just to lean into this.

via Twitter Web App in reply to njj4

njj4 @gothick There’s a spooky short story by Agatha Christie called “The Dressmaker’s Doll”, about a creepy mannekin that turns up in a dressmaker’s shop one day. agathachristie.com/en/stories/the…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:03 AM, Jun 30th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

I had *no* idea I’d suddenly become the curator of nomadic mannequin Twitter, but that’s just the way life goes, sometimes.

via Twitter Web App

Write_the_Write @Dru_Marland @gothick And there I Hamish too of course pic.twitter.com/tnuMKbWuaV

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:45 AM, Jun 30th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

Dru_Marland @gothick …and here’s another canal siren pic.twitter.com/K8tDjNZ7PZ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:45 AM, Jun 30th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

Dru_Marland @gothick I rescued this one from the bins at Bower Ashton. She now resides on the canal side in a friend’s garden pic.twitter.com/r6gYVWv743

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:45 AM, Jun 30th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

Okay, so apparently garden mannequins are A Thing. I had no idea. twitter.com/slicknic/statu…

via Twitter Web App

AS0151 @gothick Go get it! We have had Betty in the garden for 11 years. She even moved house with us. pic.twitter.com/4aigAbaniL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:53 PM, Jun 29th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

Why am I unaccountably tempted to pick up this dressmakers’ dummy, even though I have no use for it whatever? pic.twitter.com/IwyBtxpEtY

via Twitter Web App

ctrlshifti by 2040, 90% of coders will be making productivity software. the other 10% will be making productivity tools for the people who make productivity software. when the sea levels rise we’ll float through our cities on kanban boards like venice while discussing new agile practices

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:50 AM, Jun 29th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

ariehkovler Drone photographer Lior Patel followed a herd of sheep for several months, as the herd was shepherded to its summer pasture. Entrancing and relaxing. pic.twitter.com/2VyAFtwYnZ

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:46 AM, Jun 28th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

RFC14323: A Proposal for the Compression of Web Design Advice by Automatic Addition of the Phrase “…except in Internet Explorer.” to Every Other Paragraph

via Twitter Web App

khatange neurodivergent people tend to move in packs like poorly emotionally regulated wolves so if all of your friends have adhd i have some news for you

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:05 PM, Jun 22nd, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

Meet the crossword setter Carpathian – ‘People say: you must be very clevertheguardian.com/crosswords/cro…La

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Venting through increasingly sarcastic bug reporting. pic.twitter.com/7HRkaW2N1u

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@frome_maude Have only got as far as the introduction and I’m already loving it. The description of the writing process seems right up @masoncurrey’s street… standardebooks.org/ebooks/arthur-… pic.twitter.com/ZdXNwMg30j

via Twitter Web App in reply to frome_maude

@frome_maude @SaveRedlandLibr Gosh. Was literally just reading about him in a biography of AE Waite. Will have to track that one down.

via Twitter Web App in reply to frome_maude

bbcrb BREAKING: The @bristolballoon Fiesta won’t be taking place at Ashton Court this year.

Organisers say it’s not possible because of uncertainty around large events and coronavirus - but they’re planning a ‘Fiesta Fortnight’ instead with flypasts over the city this August. pic.twitter.com/vrCbY4EBRp

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:16 PM, Jun 15th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

@porthjess There was also a smooth jazz band playing on the adjacent headland. Très Bristol.

via Twitter Web App in reply to porthjess

A. E. Waite: Victorian poet, magician, Horlicks manager and imposter-syndrome-sufferer… pic.twitter.com/yVGH3lmrrW

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@iamtheshunt1 As in “I wish I hadn’t left the house, because now my clements are all sweaty.”

via Twitter Web App in reply to iamtheshunt1

@iamtheshunt1 I am glad to hear that my discernment of about twenty minutes ago was correct. Guessing evening may be a better time…

via Twitter Web App in reply to iamtheshunt1

Balloons coming your way, central Bristol.

via Twitter Web App

And in today’s edition of “things you didn’t know we needed a word for”… pic.twitter.com/I4cZ6UUbEH

via Twitter Web App

sherlyholmes Nothing will ever beat the telegram that Dorothy Parker (a patron saint of blown deadlines) sent to her editor at Viking in 1945: pic.twitter.com/kETg1eYRp3

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:33 PM, Jun 10th, 2021 via Twitter for iPhone)

YetChannel @gothick It steers the building when they move it around at night.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:19 PM, Jun 6th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

@KYPBristol So… Somebody may have all the letters they need to make a sign that says… “CHERISH MID THONG”?

via Twitter Web App in reply to KYPBristol

KYPBristol @gothick it used to have the name of the building on it, but the letters dropped off

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:44 PM, Jun 6th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

I understand there’s a prize for this. pic.twitter.com/you3jORwPF

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The Raffles of insect hotels. Just imagine them in there, lounging around in their monogrammed bathrobes. pic.twitter.com/2ZD0J5fjrY

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@Picklechu I have been researching occult secret societies this week, as it happens, but I think they were headquartered in a different area…

via Twitter Web App in reply to Picklechu

@Picklechu Not that I could see, but I’m not sure I’d recognise Templar activity if it drove up to me in a Volvo P1800 and asked me to join a Crusade…

via Twitter Web App in reply to Picklechu

Anyone know what this thing on the side of Richmond Heights is? pic.twitter.com/xov6Wj8HSA

via Twitter Web App

JuliaFtacek I have littered my apartment with slain planners, their pages empty yet still oddly frayed, as a warning to anyone who comes peddling an easy fix to my ADHD. This is not a place of honor.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:48 AM, Jun 6th, 2021 via Twitter for iPhone)

@stillawake Oxfam bookshop were having a local history week :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stillawake

“Clifton is a perfect paradise for the amateur photographer, the vartety of subjects being so great…” That’s handy pic.twitter.com/pK8Wo7rtrmrm

via Twitter for iPhone

drhingram I hate it when that happens vice.com/en/article/y3d…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:47 PM, Jun 4th, 2021 via Twitter for iPhone)

FSD_in_6m @flames_of_chaos @sascha_p The author posted this video in the comments. It’s a truck full of traffic lights. pic.twitter.com/h2LwyL65ck

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:39 AM, Jun 4th, 2021 via Twitter for iPhone)

kcunning The new software development methodology where it’s really just your untreated past trauma rearing its head in ways that benefit a post-capitalist ecosystem.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:31 AM, Jun 4th, 2021 via Twitter for iPhone)

susie_dent Word of the day is ‘spuddle’ (17th century): to work ineffectively; to be extremely busy whilst achieving absolutely nothing.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:57 PM, Jun 3rd, 2021 via Twitter for iPhone)

How to Write Creative Fiction: Umberto Eco’s Four Rules fs.blog/2021/05/creati… via @farnamstreet

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@MrGreenGus All we need is a Sega Dreamcast and we’re set.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MrGreenGus

I’d call this being praised by faint damnation, myself..pic.twitter.com/AoBcnNrJeSeS

via Twitter for iPhone