February 2017

@NoWireHangers Coolio!

9:53 PM, Feb 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to NoWireHangers from Bristol

@C_J_Fox @hayles IT WAS *COLD* ALIENS!!!!!!!!11!!!

9:38 PM, Feb 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to C_J_Fox

@C_J_Fox Were you wearing it last night? Or could battery have been sapped by being colder?

9:31 PM, Feb 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to C_J_Fox from Bristol

@WTF4Law HASHTAG NOTAPANCAKE

9:17 PM, Feb 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to WTF4Law from Bristol

@hayles If you have pancakes this evening, you might want to be careful not to squeeze the lemon directly into your eyeball.

8:14 PM, Feb 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to hayles

@MarkSkinner_ I’m getting better at visualising that stuff. Slowly. Oh, and measuring _before_ shopping :D

8:07 PM, Feb 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to MarkSkinner_

@MarkSkinner_ B&Q, oddly. Decent lampshade selections seem very thin on the ground in Bristol. B&Q Cribbs had tons.

8:04 PM, Feb 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to MarkSkinner_

@beccamagnus Not entirely sure. It was these, if that helps? treasureislandsweets.co.uk/traditional-bo…

6:40 PM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to beccamagnus from Bristol

@beccamagnus Good old fashioned cough drops that taste of cinnamon & cloves. Friend of mine found some in vintage sweet shop recently. Ace.

6:07 PM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to beccamagnus from Bristol

@imyke When will you be watching Terminator 2? Hearing you talk about the original really made me want to re-watch T2 myself! #askupgrade

4:29 PM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to imyke from Bristol

@EffBeeee I think that’s six more than I’ve managed.

4:24 PM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to EffBeeee from Bristol

@wonderbarn I’ll pop it on the list.

11:13 AM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to wonderbarn

@daraobriain Of course, then there’s the lurking fear that this may already have happened, and nobody told *us*.

12:23 AM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to daraobriain

@fourfoot Oooh! Ta, you just reminded me I still have Garibaldis in the cupboard.

5:14 PM, Feb 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to fourfoot from Bristol

@askvirginia @rstevens Yeah. The pub here isn’t a “cat pub”; it’s just a pub with a landlord who really likes cats.

2:17 AM, Feb 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to askvirginia from Bristol

@askvirginia @rstevens …on the other hand, there may be a country without such insane politics to run to.

2:16 AM, Feb 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to askvirginia from Bristol

@askvirginia @rstevens Yup. I have a pub with many cats within walking distance, and I hear there’s a cat café opening here soon…

2:16 AM, Feb 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to askvirginia from Bristol

@AlasdairStuart Oh! Okay, was only at end of first ghost scene. Will switch to extended. Thanks!

11:43 PM, Feb 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to AlasdairStuart from Bristol

@Kavey “…for years”, says the Instagram text. Bloody auto-elision.

4:43 PM, Feb 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Kavey from Bristol

@toddmotto MORGAN FREEMAN: Little did Todd know that my experiments in mind control were starting to bear fruit.

10:02 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to toddmotto from Bristol

@RevRichardColes The Creature from the Black Legume #VegetableHorrorFims

8:46 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RevRichardColes

@hayles This is very true. And I was doing it regularly a year ago. But the transition back will be interesting.

7:24 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to hayles

@hayles …and it makes me wonder if I could ever do that regularly again.

7:22 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to hayles

@hayles Every now and again I completely forget what time it is and accidentally go somewhere in Bristol at rush hour…

7:22 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to hayles

@hayles Oh, crap. That must be fun. Have the buses had a meltdown?

6:00 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to hayles from Bristol

@AthanSpod @sans_isc Someone should probably tell Yahoo! twice.

5:59 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to AthanSpod from Bristol

@hayles Everywhere I went seemed unusually deserted earlier. Is it just the storm keeping everyone indoors?

5:58 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to hayles from Bristol

@RichStanton @charlesarthur Please deselect the opposite action of not unchoosing First Great Western for an eternity not burning in hell.

4:05 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to RichStanton from Bristol

@AlasdairStuart Cool, ta.

3:16 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to AlasdairStuart from Bristol

@AlasdairStuart D’you think I should try picking season one back up again? Gave it a few episodes, from what I remember…

3:15 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to AlasdairStuart from Bristol

@Phooto “bacaba” and “baccae” were both in /usr/dict/words, but were a fairly ugly muddy green. Pretty obscure words, too, so I chucked ‘em!

8:13 AM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to Phooto

@BristolFerry I think you should add 10% surcharge for the fun factor.

5:16 PM, Feb 22nd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to BristolFerry

@labfoo Aww, thanks :D

2:31 PM, Feb 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to labfoo

@AndyCarolan Make sure you document the report. It’ll be useful when we’re claiming PPI advert trauma compensation in 2028.

11:36 AM, Feb 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AndyCarolan

@paulwaugh Should hope so. You’d want it framed, right? Downstairs loo, I’m thinking.

7:27 PM, Feb 20th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to paulwaugh from Bristol

@talkie_tim Ta! Grr. This is what happens when you try to do it manually instead of leaving the robots to it.

6:47 PM, Feb 20th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to talkie_tim

@chrisphin Tittle! What a great word. *files away*

11:35 AM, Feb 20th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to chrisphin from Bristol

@thomasvenables Yeah, I’d say so. And I wasn’t even drinking.

10:51 PM, Feb 19th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to thomasvenables

@Bristolvor *Good* picture framing is expensive. Which is why most of mine are IKEA frames stuffed by my own fair hands…

1:38 PM, Feb 18th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Bristolvor

@Gary_Bainbridge I thought Paul Nuttall said he was doing it?

1:16 PM, Feb 18th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Gary_Bainbridge

@drwave Can you drag a delete key there? I’ve only played with someone else’s magic foobar for five minutes ;)

7:11 AM, Feb 18th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to drwave from Bristol

@benjohnbarnes !!! It’s one of the best, and pretty crucial to the season 6 plotline.

12:33 PM, Feb 17th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to benjohnbarnes

@_pigeons_ @fmk_RoI @Bingo_Little It is, when your light bulbs don’t work.

9:45 PM, Feb 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _pigeons_

@hayles About three hours!

5:03 PM, Feb 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hayles

@catherine_mayer twitter.com/standardnews/s…

3:40 PM, Feb 15th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to catherine_mayer from Bristol

@robmanuel …I’d also assume that I’d seen Ed Byrne do the gag live and forgotten all about it.

12:17 PM, Feb 15th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to robmanuel

@robmanuel Yet another example of the internet ruining everything! Also, my memory’s so bad these days that if it’d happened to me…

12:17 PM, Feb 15th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to robmanuel

@shezza_t Thank you! One that probably wouldn’t have arrived without the desperation a photo-a-day project causes :D

11:23 AM, Feb 15th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to shezza_t

@sanspoint …when the original prediction was delivery next Thursday. Mind you, mine have only made it as far as Kazakhstan so far!

6:40 PM, Feb 14th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to sanspoint

@sanspoint Assuming mine do, in fact, arrive tomorrow, they came a little faster than predicted. Ordered 12th Jan, shipped Sunday.

6:39 PM, Feb 14th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to sanspoint

@RSComponents Did you calibrate your spell-checker?

6:36 PM, Feb 14th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to RSComponents

@olebegemann What does it look like if you turn your small screen sideways?

5:10 PM, Feb 14th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to olebegemann

@hayles Weird, dude.

1:29 PM, Feb 14th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to hayles

@ahnlak Well, there is a very short video in the blog…

6:39 PM, Feb 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ahnlak

@KinetaHill If it’s not snowing, then I consider the world to be faulty, not my weather station.

11:15 PM, Feb 11th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to KinetaHill

@shezza_t I chose it from an entire rainbow wall of colour at a graffiti supplies shop (as you do.) :D

10:30 PM, Feb 11th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to shezza_t

@Kavey Llllllllloyds

4:26 PM, Feb 11th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Kavey

@hayles I don’t think this person is terribly turned on to intelligent marketing. pic.twitter.com/TjOFwZhb7d

12:25 PM, Feb 11th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to hayles

@Bingo_Little Well done! Hope it helps.

5:11 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Bingo_Little

@Kavey I have my first extension tubes. Expect to see more pictures of small things ;)

3:22 PM, Feb 9th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Kavey from Bristol

@shortchlo Does it say something for my expectations that my first thought was, “Well, at least they’re in the library.”

10:20 AM, Feb 9th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to shortchlo

@kluepfel I respectfully suggest that there is *always* something worse than can surprise you, just around the corner.

9:42 AM, Feb 9th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to kluepfel

@andybeebristol I did consider my oldest fountain pen, but I’m thinking individual items here, and the guitar tuner is older than the pen!

9:37 AM, Feb 9th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to andybeebristol

@UrsulaWJ Sawbones. Consulting Physician to the Cumberland Infirmary in Carlisle, according to his obit. threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/01/29/und…

11:47 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to UrsulaWJ

@UrsulaWJ Belonged to my great-great-uncle Stewart. Nice to have an heirloom around.

11:41 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to UrsulaWJ

@davidcaolo I have managed to resist so far. That’s a floodgate my bank balance probably couldn’t cope with me opening.

11:38 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to davidcaolo

@davidcaolo Having ended up with two straight Echoes and a Dot, I think I may be a fellow sufferer.

11:32 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to davidcaolo

@UrsulaWJ I think this is the only comparable thing I have, but I don’t use it regularly! pic.twitter.com/5nHnnvwBJf

11:31 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to UrsulaWJ

@UrsulaWJ I did consider my fountain pen as a contender—most excellent technology—but I think the tuner is slightly older!

11:24 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to UrsulaWJ

@UrsulaWJ Oh, gawd, yes. But on an *individual* basis, all my cups are newer than this guitar tuner :D

11:23 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to UrsulaWJ

@UrsulaWJ Smartypants.

11:12 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to UrsulaWJ

@davidcaolo Putting it in? What, it’s not contactless? (Though I think I got used to chip & PIN quite quickly, back all those years ago.)

11:08 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to davidcaolo

@davidcaolo Jesus. Are you still *signing* for things over there?

11:06 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to davidcaolo