Normally the worst I can expect is a poor night’s sleep.
Just wobbled home from the pub to see the US president tweeting in all caps with a comma splice. Christ. #idiocracy
@Kavey I have my first extension tubes. Expect to see more pictures of small things ;)
larsloving they got elected twitter.com/PoliticalLine/…
Board. pic.twitter.com/1XSzOtSyRm
If I were Queen Victoria, I don’t think I’d be amused by staring at the Radisson all day long. pic.twitter.com/Z65ixkgnUm
Danacea Giant Batarang appears on the South Bank… pic.twitter.com/QqXbiD1HNN
It is, by the way, bloody freezing in Bristol today. Wish I’d brought my gloves.
Uniquely inhospitable. #igersbristol ift.tt/2kLqOUK pic.twitter.com/hr8oMOmnMB
There’s a Tumblr for these, right? pic.twitter.com/sSUMH3FChi
@shortchlo Does it say something for my expectations that my first thought was, “Well, at least they’re in the library.”
jbrownridge Would anyone like to have this on their CV? northeastjobs.org.uk/job/Cold_blood… @RichardWiseman
@kluepfel I respectfully suggest that there is *always* something worse than can surprise you, just around the corner.
@andybeebristol I did consider my oldest fountain pen, but I’m thinking individual items here, and the guitar tuner is older than the pen!