@shezza_t Fab!
@shezza_t Slightly surreal. A Roman villa with hypocaust and baths in the middle of a modern council estate.
@shezza_t Kings Weston Roman Villa; they found it when they were building the housing estate in the late 1940s. 270-370AD.
@jbrownridge Sorry, but your tweet was too fuzzy for me to read. Can you replace your Ethernet cable with an oxygen..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dP
mrdavidwhitley Seems an unusual way to settle it, but as long as both parties are consenting, who are we to complain? twitter.com/Aggerscricket/…
Shonette Bad times - sorry to see you go, @BagelBoyBristol! Thanks for all the lush food 👋 twitter.com/thisisjoeob/st…
Reedy. pic.twitter.com/Srcrsdy2s1
@archidave Yeah, there were some other minor clues that gave it away. pic.twitter.com/8PCicGn63t
modernserf @fogus father of moustache-driven development folklore.org/StoryView.py?s… pic.twitter.com/FohnYTZRVL
A series of small walls. pic.twitter.com/zanDpfutOk
Sea Mills. pic.twitter.com/gEjkxf508u
Excellent punning skills from the museum there. pic.twitter.com/5pOZWgcSuK
Oh, yeah, and drink responsibly. pic.twitter.com/mssEmNxEq6
@probablydrunk Also the neck-pain from the g-force of going round all the roundabouts.
Looking a little down-at-keel. #badumtish pic.twitter.com/IaUYDGcqmq
blowdart Well done pornhub. pic.twitter.com/dYQv0fNp7U
Ludicrousscenes Pizza explained to Victorians. pic.twitter.com/PGwsukIsQF
@shezza_t It’s one of my favourite things (I love the bamboo, too, but that’s out of shot.) I’ve got it as a deskto..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4g
TheUniverse Bought a 1984 coffee table book of portraits of science fiction writers and I can’t get over all their weird word p..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…QE
Project Ivymageddon underway. pic.twitter.com/maG8YqWFWH
@_pigeons_ The Pill Hobblers! riveravontrail.org.uk/pillhistory.ht…
Nestling. pic.twitter.com/g2MUVOtyEf
@thomasvenables Yeah. That can happen. I’m assured it’s better than the alternative.
juanbuis this amazing thing lets you generate terrible instagram posts inspirobot.me pic.twitter.com/A2q48AzMqM
@psidnell Can we make it 1978? Wouldn’t want to wait too long for Blake’s 7.
So. My first experience with @BristolCouncil’s pre-paid green waste collection isn’t great, so far. pic.twitter.com/2VuPuflxxW
@RadioKate Any equation multiplied by HALLOUMI is a great equation.
@ambignostic @alexandraerin Me too, and I don’t even know what Sasquatch of Plinth’s real screenname is.
rbrwr @gothick They jam, and the electricity backs up until it floods. Probably causes a thunderstorm or something.
Taking advantage of the nice rain to “dust” the house plants :D pic.twitter.com/kleC9PR78f
@OpinionatedGeek …but it’ll depend on a lot of factors. I wasn’t being too precious; just wanted some kind of “ba..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…GQ
@OpinionatedGeek Dunno. I scanned my old prints and once I was into a rhythm and could do it while watching telly it wasn’t so painful.
@cybermango Wow. Someone’s really not a fan of graven idols.
@OpinionatedGeek (Sorry, that was more a reply to the scanner question later!)
@OpinionatedGeek Whatever you choose, get one of the ones that pulls a strip though rather than a flatbed. Flatbeds..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Vk
Rainy Wednesday - threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/06/28/rai… pic.twitter.com/uyhdALIilj
@mhoulden They seem to have processes for that these days, at least. They noticed an out-of-bound reading a few mon..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…eG
@mhoulden Do they? It’s been here since I moved in, eighteen years ago.
So, er, what happens when they wrap around? I’d like to think “nothing”, but I can only imagine utility company bil..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…eV
@shezza_t Beginner’s luck, I guess.
BBCNews UK defence secretary threatens military strikes against hackers bbc.in/2thoeML
qikipedia Marie Curie’s notebooks from 100 years ago are still too radioactive to handle. (Photo: Wellcome Images) pic.twitter.com/Wyza7c3afX
248/365
I love garden/cellar DIY because it can be rough and ready as long as it’s functional…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…LI
@charlesarthur Okay, will definitely give it a go. Though I’ll spare my phone; the iPad is the “it’s not a complete..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…tk
I haz done a concrete. It seems to have worked. Not bad for a first time. #diy pic.twitter.com/97d1whABJ5
@charlesarthur Well, that’s good news. Maybe I’ll throw it on t’iPad and take a shufti.
@hayles Slippery slope. Next you’ll be spelling things funny and wearing a Stetson.
@porthjess GREAT REPLY.
@hayles No it isn’t, timezone weirdo.
@BudgetsAreSexy Normally what I do is finally realise it’s a mirror.
nick_kapur Today we speak of “BBC English” as a standard form of the language, but this form had to be invented by a small team in the 1920s & 30s. 1/
@FelicityMorse I think the scandal here is that it costs £383 for a commoner to get a Windsor to Clitheroe return…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Mw
Hrm. Just had my UPS kick in for long enough for my Mac to worry about it. Brown-out in BS8? #bristol #power
@metofficeSWEng Er. Should there be something on that web page? It’s completely blank for me in two different browsers…
msimanchester #bornthisday Prof. Sir Freddie Williams (1911-1977) at Romiley, near Stockport who co-created the first stored prog..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fI
NorthmanTrader SPOTTED: Your moment of Zen pic.twitter.com/DLsD8RtAeB
Why am I having trouble getting into _The Affair_? I mean, watching Ruth Wilson read the phone book would be a treat…
verypopularname I’m enjoying the irony of this looking like a gay wedding ceremony that neither set of parents entirely approve of…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…43
@Dave_Cochran I used to know a guy who played a 12-string strung with only six strings for just that reason.
euanmccolm the replies to this joke are awesome. twitter.com/RachJBurns/sta…
Every time I see this graphic, the pedant in me can’t help but think that a magnifying glass should, you know, magn..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rF
wendy_tippett History & Sounds of Sylvia Crowe’s Cumberland Basin with @dangusset World Listening Day Sound Walk: 18 July..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…T9
DarrenLeathley Lyrics leaked to new Half Man Half Biscuit album. twitter.com/Redpeter99/sta…
So, er, basically we’ve been spending our time and money gluing panels of accelerant to otherwise safe concrete bui..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zt
@shezza_t Plus, you know. It’s a *hard hat*! *Does hard hat jig* 👷
@shezza_t Because the last time I spent any time working in my cellar-thing, I scraped my head on the low doorway. #ouch
@matt_inwood Stonking set. Enjoy!
And Matt Berninger’s timing. The latest last word in rock & roll :D
Cor. Great set from The National at Glasto. Hurrah for iPlayer :D
246/365 They call me “Hard Hat Matt”. Wait, what do you mean, “Do the YMCA dance?” threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/06/25/vil… pic.twitter.com/G6IvsHlbXj
_pigeons_ Ok friends, since Poundland stopped doing film, where do you get cheap 35mm from these days?
Windy out. The art just blew off my flat white. #middleclassproblems
The__Biscuit tfw when you’re a brewery and you fail to organise a piss up in a brewery that you’ve called ‘piss up in a brewery’ pic.twitter.com/bVStFRBmeF
@Stormmine @davadsteel @scorpioattackb7 Dum dum DUM de dum..pic.twitter.com/f8Ghs0wBBKBK
@Joe_363_ Christ. Last time I was typing my password twenty times a day for a fortnight.
AAAARGH. It was a new fresh hell when you made them have to be the same and now…#icloudu#ohdofuckofffpic.twitter.com/e34DJ2fcauau
First one. ift.tt/2s3P6vb pic.twitter.com/MeMPacBRsU
@therutharnold (My dilemma is Firewatch or Quern. But also knowing that FW was designed for Mac…)
@therutharnold Yeah. I got that one earlier today. Given that I only play about one game per six months, and it’s been about six months…
OnThisSciFiDay in 1994 - #Space1999:
Professor Victor Bergman discovers Planet Ultra.
There be ‘dragons’ there… pic.twitter.com/L5KWgd2nJ3
@_pigeons_ TOO SLEEPY. Weekend?
@claireellent Yeah, I very much remember him. And yes, a sax at least has nicer tone. Not much in it, though!
sblackmoore Aquarius: In 10,000 years all this will be forgotten. Until then though your name will replace the words debacle, fiasco and catastrophe.
@bexxi Normally it’s a bloke with a tin whistle. At least the tone is nicer today.
Last beer of the day. *Raises glass* ift.tt/2tBSlvX pic.twitter.com/xNAPn569li
Oh, do SHUT UP, Centre saxophonist who only knows one tune. #bristol
Last night I was watching Inspector Morse and today I am drinking Inspector Remorse ;) @ElectricBearUK pic.twitter.com/a14WlVuhpD
Preparation. ift.tt/2sXKU4i pic.twitter.com/FHn5coG4Ek
@hayles @CharlieEsq_ I’d like to think some things will never change, regardless of where you’re tweeting from :D
@CharlieEsq_ No, but I’ve felt impersonally victimised a few times. Mostly by adverts.
It’s okay; I’m not planning on having either an evacuation or a strip emergency. pic.twitter.com/qclK12Bdxw
Refill. pic.twitter.com/x6XbQWb5zM
Basin refill. #igersbristol ift.tt/2rUcro5 pic.twitter.com/4WmfKsQvD7
judeinlondon DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE twitter.com/polly/status/8…
_pigeons_ Loving @Bingo_Little’s office fan solution to heatwave (she wanted more, but ran out of extension leads) pic.twitter.com/XymfdW93dO
danbarker *applies false moustache & glasses*
“How dare you, Sire! I’ve never seen that man in my life!” pic.twitter.com/pMBiPS3aSr
abstractMinifig Final four LEGO London prison ship kits left! All proceeds to @ARUKnews #Blakes7 etsy.com/uk/listing/536… pic.twitter.com/iDHTZWvxwF
@nfkadam @metoffice Lose the hyphens. No, I’ve no idea why it’s this hard, either. pic.twitter.com/ON0ulfoOuz
sugru *Highly irresponsible #sale alert!* 25% off all 8 packs for one week only! #timetostockup ow.ly/b06y30cMq7b pic.twitter.com/ccHYjcAkpv
@scorpioattackb7 @TravisinaB7 @thepurplecleric Is that a saying amongst your people? Were, perchance, many of them murdered?
That little tent of blue. And, rather more prosaically, some drying lens cloths 😀 ift.tt/2rUZa9C pic.twitter.com/wrWQYK9MNe
“No,” said everyone in Brussels, “Someone was definitely in. In fact, we were watching the letterbox. There wasn’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…02
MattChorley Bring your child to work day pic.twitter.com/QOptwEmsZ0
Too Hot Selfie - threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/06/21/too… pic.twitter.com/ipp4fveDNU
It’s all Greek to me. ift.tt/2tNdKS0 pic.twitter.com/kmPuzQa8Em
@UrsulaWJ See, this is why I only do the winter solstice. It’s nice and cool and you only have to get up at 7am.
federicacocco Not to be facetious but the Queen’s hat looks like the European Union flag pic.twitter.com/1nDJ3sWDTd
metoffice ☀️☀️Tomorrow will see the peak of the #heatwave, with highs reaching 34 °C, potentially making it the hottest June..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…C7
londonlass666 You know the it’s really hot when gingers & goths start marking themselves as ‘safe’ over on facebook.
#heatwaveuk
@chubbybannister You inspired me to get out the blender and do some iced latte-style thing ready for the morning ;)
I think I shall continue wearing my high-factor protection, to wit, the house. twitter.com/metofficeSWEng…
hotdogsladies Twitter will soon consist solely of people who learned about a topic 5 minutes ago correcting people who learned about a topic 2 minutes ago
@chubbybannister There must be iced matcha latte recipes out there. But iced anything recipes can be a bit of a faf..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ZV
Pinboard Time lapse of Pinboard server uptime last night shows what went wrong: i.redd.it/bytmqdt24r4z.g…
@skydavidblevins @AbiWilks Did they expect competence?
@Bingo_Little I’m biased as I loved the album when I was a kid. But I think so, yes.
Seems appropriate. open.spotify.com/artist/04TOldo… pic.twitter.com/2Q7SB5Ircm
@ovationchris Yup. In fact, the whole thing’s a quite respectable effort, if you consider it was done with a certain comic intent.
@ovationchris He did a fun album called The Return of Bruno to go with a spoof documentary, from what I remember. I have it on vinyl :D
Due to circumstances beyond my control I am currently listening to Bruce Willis’s cover of _Secret Agent Man_.
@liveindetail Oooh. Found it on Spotify. open.spotify.com/track/6xsx5kaT…
@liveindetail I only have it on vinyl, so I can’t come out of those speakers. I really *must* put the record player..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…93
@liveindetail I kid you not. Great version of _Secret Agent Man_. pic.twitter.com/A0Y7SXG06m
@liveindetail Hah! I *have* that album :D
@liveindetail DEATH.
@ahnlak Which model did you get, by the way? And do they still need emptying every now and again? Not looked at aircon for decades…
@ahnlak Not from a lovely cool basement. I tried the driving thing the day before and was a puddle of sweat before..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…NH
@ahnlak I didn’t go outside at all yesterday. I don’t feel bad about my decision.
.@metofficeSWEng I suppose that’s *technically* true..pic.twitter.com/cWuBubvmQPQP
@drwave If we work on our special relationship we could end up with one government too incompetent to implement their mean ideas.
@snazbaz @YoBikeUK That would be good. They *were* on the map the first time I tried YoBike, but aren’t there now 🙁
BristolCouncil One lane of Plimsoll Bridge is closed to traffic for emergency repairs. Avoid the outbound route where possible:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lQ
@ahnlak Bloody hell. It *must* be bad out there!
@TheBloggess Now, you’re *absolutely* sure it’s fake, right?
surfbordt this is a bus. Lyft invented a bus. Lyft shuttle is a bus. pic.twitter.com/NTjXbqGdYT
@galg Heh. By the time anyone in the UK has had time to say “HOW MUCH!?” to the price of domestic aircon, the heatwave has usually passed :D
@galg No, this is the joy of my lovely cool basement flat. Everyone else in the UK appears to be melting into puddles as the temps hit 30+
@ahnlak Hey, I moan about this place in winter; it’s only fair I’m smug about it during heatwaves!
Slowly creeping up, but still okay. The blast of heat I got opening the door to the postman was enough to convince..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Or
@wood5y I’m still not sure I can make sense of the original sentence given that definition.
HayekandHockey Old Twitter vs New Twitter pic.twitter.com/0kDh9qOEoY
@wood5y Er… That’s not what “hinterland”means, is it? Or am I completely misunderstanding the article?
It may be time for my first uncaffeinated drink of the day… Maybe.
StuFlemingNZ “Hi, I’ve found a fault with the English language and I need an entomologist”
“An etymologist you mean?”
“Νo. It’s a bug, not a feature”
tara_mulholland Looked up to see this guy soundchecking outside No. 10 and for a second I thought Bill Bailey had become Prime Mini..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…FG
240/365 Study Station threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/06/19/stu… pic.twitter.com/NoNKbwl9EG
Avon_Stories Avon Stories podcast #2: About the Bristol-Portishead railway, and why it came, was closed, & how it could return
avonstories.com/2017/06/19/avo…
steveparks Quick PSA as a former journo:
Today you’ll see different approach to reporting from Borough market because suspect will face trial…
@chubbybannister @Bristolvor Shit, I missed that. 😄
Fern, geraniums, acer, ivy. ift.tt/2tBSa30 pic.twitter.com/oBIWu430f8
That thing where you hear animal-type noises from a bit of your property that’s not meant to be inhabited. *imagines Godzilla/Yeti hybrid*
docsane Sic Transit Vir.
Farewell, Stephen Furst. You will be remembered.
youtube.com/watch?v=S0n2vu…
matthewchampion commas are important kids, I just can’t stress this enough pic.twitter.com/iBxIobif5j
I am not built for warmth. Normally I walk to the TF market and eat there after my regular cleaning-and-the-Archer…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…C7Ft
@Drwallington “Hello, is that the RAC? I’ve got a personality that could do with a good jump-start…#thearchersrs
@GreatDismal I wouldn’t farage that with a barge-pole.
@guriben My kind of Tarot. *Flips a card* Oh! The Slightly Sloshed Man.
@HeardinLondon Yeah, I heard that while I was watching Dylan on the Isle of Wight.
Right. Sofa, footstool, wine, #DoctorWho.
Red wine, Greek salad. ift.tt/2sBgrsA pic.twitter.com/nWXsAkd65E
Scorchio! pic.twitter.com/lnm8L4kbfe
whomerch Tonight means that finally more women have written for new Who than people called Steve
atlasobscura These tall, alien-like sculptures emerging from the woods mystify drivers along a Swedish highway..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ZJ
Philco78 SnackOverflowException pic.twitter.com/b9uzBvMOB5
Been to the park and to Aldi. That’s all the being outside my nice cool flat I can cope with today. Cold-brew coffe..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ck
@AthanSpod Those are dragon tree plants, so it would mail sense. Or did you spy the aspidistra on the bookcase? 😃
Greville Smyth, shady tree, novel, crossword, sun hat, @hopper_coffee flat white… checklist complete. pic.twitter.com/xMadRP0MYt
SnoozeInBrief PARKLIFE twitter.com/stevenpoole/st…
Young and old. pic.twitter.com/Qajc5uC8HQ
@Kavey Oh, great. Now you’ve set force field technology back a hundred years.
gothick Force-field technology will be invented not by the military, but by a lone inventor pissed off with cleaning up after his morning grapefruit
@PoppyCocktails @CharlieEsq_ I don’t know, but I felt it this morning too!
@WorldofTelly Not just a great Vila story, but Colin “she called me ‘Babe’” Baker making possibly the best guest ap..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xS
ExeterDormouse It’s all kicking off in the South West pic.twitter.com/Xc33NRYsZ7
@malvernrunner I don’t have the Seamaster, but my Constellation doesn’t do it :D
@malvernrunner @Withings It surely shouldn’t be that hard to avoid! None of my actual old-fashioned watches do it.
@malvernrunner @Withings First time I’ve seen it in a month of ownership, mind. But it should be never.
Oh, for God’s sake, @Withings. pic.twitter.com/6uOfR2wIrm
JesalTV Jeff Bezos: “Alexa, buy me something from Whole Foods.”
Alexa: “Sure, Jeff. Buying Whole Foods now.”
Jeff Bezos:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…QZ
aoifegracemoore I’m a Northern Ireland native journalist and can’t find full time paid work, but someone at Sky News Australia thin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aU
Hennesseys. ift.tt/2tuB07l pic.twitter.com/GyLdpEan6d
MacBooks. ift.tt/2siqBMI pic.twitter.com/cCYFRjjrAF
AARGH! There’s a tribble eating my tricorder! ift.tt/2tuopkw pic.twitter.com/CoQUyMPBSY
elliesunakawa old twitter vs new twitter pic.twitter.com/Ct4JC3UM5o
@dadge I did enjoy the misdirection on that one.