July 20th, 2015

@kissane See also: how bored you are by the time the eight thousandth person has asked you why you’re a vegetarian.

6:46 PM, Jul 20th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to kissane

TechCrunchOnion Google Reportedly Running Out of Ideas for How to Force-Feed Google+ to the World

6:29 PM, Jul 20th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 6:39 PM, Jul 20th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@davidcaolo It works from your Mac’s accelerometer. Switch to iTunes, then punch the screen real hard.

6:38 PM, Jul 20th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to davidcaolo

@Kavey @tsunimee Wrap it in tinfoil. Signal gone, problem solved, hint delivered ;)

5:41 PM, Jul 20th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Kavey

Morning summary: Listen to Entrance of the Gladiators on @AppleMusic. itun.es/gb/5Q1kx?i=388… pic.twitter.com/xIVxckjRi4

12:05 PM, Jul 20th, 2015 via iOS

Every other passenger on the bus is reading the Metro. Feels like one of those clues to the Big Bad from the first five minutes of Dr Who.

7:55 AM, Jul 20th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

liveindetail Having James Bond porridge this morning. It’s the same as normal porridge, but you open the microwave door when the countdown reads 0:07

6:29 AM, Jul 20th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:42 AM, Jul 20th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

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July 20th, 2015