@shezza_t Don’t. I can’t afford a macro lens at the moment! :)
@shezza_t This may be the first gardening book I’ve ever bought. I’m starting to get the hang of it, I think, so taking it more seriously!
Dead but Dreaming #flickr flic.kr/p/GysbaD
@anna_debenham They didn’t want to check your age. They were just putting your name on the list behind the bar.
@leeblackwood Hiding inside, not moving a muscle: SpongeBob SnipePants.
@Pinboard You’re drinking unfiltered water, aren’t you? This paper from Veganwater University says it causes sarcasm and haemorrhoids.
“Low-maintenance garden”: Concrete. “Beautifully presented”: Like a time-capsule from 1978. Yes, I’m looking at Rightmove again.
@ThereSheRides I’ve got this to look forward during my traditional Sunday Omnibus cleaning. Maybe it’ll make me scrub the bath harder.
@lilydoughball Ooops. Still, complete non-start like that often turns out to be something cheap. *crosses fingers for you*
_kylestarr *adds 50 handles to a tweet*
I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here…
ZanyJaney11 Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?
Houseplant status: doing pretty well, mostly. pic.twitter.com/Fh4VqNFxGR
@Gary_Bainbridge I’d tell you why you’re wrong, but I can’t remember Twitter’s UK SMS gateway number any more.
team_CLPR .@Twitter is overhauling some of its rules to try to make itself simpler to use bbc.in/1WMdmyT @DaveLeeBBC
@craigmod Erm.
Some assembly required. pic.twitter.com/AXt3RZmDIO
Pleccy. pic.twitter.com/STmaw8QdHS
As someone who loses virtually every game he plays, including Connect 4 (*glares at @taraddean*), NO THANKS. twitter.com/B247Martin/sta…
@dangusset I was just working on the basis I couldn’t identify the *un*healthy ones, and everything’s relative :D
@dangusset Well, on the right I think we’ve got a string of sausages and a necklace of pizza.
@talkie_tim I’m vaguely considering an extension tube, but I do long shots so rarely a dedicated lens probably isn’t worth it.
