@labfoo Aww, shucks. Ta!
@UrsulaWJ *Nods*
There’s a sad, sad lack of sexy vampire versions of you wearing short skirts, though.
Basically, Trump’s president, everything’s a disaster, and you lot all have goatees and wear a darker uniform than on my normal Twitter.
I use mute filters and other tricks in Tweetbot. Opening Twitter’s official client is like stepping into the terrifying Dark Universe.
While working out the Tesco thing is unlikely to improve my local “convenience” store, found out SPAR’s original na..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…h2
@davidcaolo I’m thinking he’s more a comic-relief Ferengi who accidentally becomes Grand Nagus in one of those farcical DS9 eps.
@peroty Won’t that just naturally occur?
doodlewhale Well this has cheered me up. Someone has invented a car for a goldfish that can be driven around by its position in..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uC
Twitter We’re introducing a new way for you to discover what’s happening on Twitter, with Explore.
blog.twitter.com/2017/explore
@mergesort @CastIrony …it seems to have been replaced by “Explore”, which is indeed a much more likely name if you’re looking for Search.

@mergesort @CastIrony Woah! I now have no “Mentions” and things are indeed clearer. pic.twitter.com/KpSKAC1Y9G
@meemalee I can hear it in my mind. Pan pipes and all.
“Alexa, play the [sadly imaginary] playlist of music for sleeping that *doesn’t have any bloody pan pipes in it*.”
@CastIrony I eventually found it under “Moments”. I guess they *really* want you to visit that pointless tab.