@Kavey No idea why you can’t see the photo—it’s just a photo—but it’s a Facebook ad for some stuff call “Huel”.

For some reason, I imagine this “food” is named after the noise you make after eating it. pic.twitter.com/napFzpZ57D
aidanhorner We’ve reached peak leak independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…
@benjohnbarnes On the other hand, it means John Lewis can’t get their vans down my road :D #middleclassproblems
LivEchonews BREAKING: Serial troll Joshua Bonehill-Paine, 24, jailed for the maximum of two
years for harassing Labour MP Luciana Berger

Pressure washing is *so* satisfying. pic.twitter.com/zqTxt0WcMN
@ahnlak It’s a nice theory, but if you relied on it I don’t think you’d live to publish your findings.
@beccamagnus This is one of the few times I wish I still lived in Gants Hill 😄🧀
…but as a pedestrian, prepare to dive out of the way, because most drivers don’t seem to have read this bittwitter.com/HighwayCodeGB/…JT
susie_dent ‘Gigglemug’: a century-old word for someone who is unnecessarily cheerful, especially in the morning.