@daycoder I must’ve missed that one in the 80s.
@daycoder Have you seen Under the Skin? Scarlett Johansson, skintight body suit, non-superhero, excellent film (but disturbing.)
@daycoder Can you sit at home and watch the best film you can think of instead?
garethlpowell “Enterprise, one to beam down.”
#StarTrek #cats pic.twitter.com/EKcFPFgk1T
@WaterstonesTCR Bill Bryson’s Troublesome Lords: A travel-writer sets out to circumnavigate the UK, but is continually sabotaged by hereditary peers.
Not-guilty-at-all pleasures. @petedoherty & the Puta Madres album, out today. pic.twitter.com/VsAoI79JUs
Just posted a photo instagram.com/gothick/p/BwuS…
@FinalBullet @griffinkate Oh, by the way, would you like to sign up for my newsletter?
*ducks*
@FinalBullet @griffinkate Pretty sure all those people who were making PPI calls went into web design.
FinalBullet Oh, shit off, cookies pop-ups. Yes, OK? Yes, I agree. Whatever you want, have it. Take all my data, take the shirt off my back, just let me in to one bloody website just *once* without springing up out of nowhere to block the door like the fucking jester from Rentaghost
I am 46 years old and yet there’s no way I’m not thinking “oo-er missus” when I get my hands on a carrot this size. instagram.com/gothick/p/Bwt1…
SenorPal Inner thigh chafing?
Try Sudocrem. Available in all good pharmacies.
*Suitable for big babies. pic.twitter.com/UeRauqWAOa
michaellegge I hate those bits at the end of Marvel films. You know after the end credits? When the lights come up and you’re 50 and you’ve done nothing.