Matt Gibson (@gothick)

Hotwells, Bristol

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @gothick ever

April 7th, 2019

@Beathhigh Plot twist: there is no Danish TV channel like that. It’s the live feeds from your host’s other Airbnb properties.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Beathhigh from Bristol, England

@shezza_t Flowers aren’t seasonal. That’s just disinformation spread by Big Flower to artificially increase demand.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to shezza_t from Bristol, England

@Juggzy There’s got to be a story. Nancy Drew and the Mystery of the Exploding Buttercups.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Juggzy from Bristol, England

Juggzy @gothick it’s a buttercup. Those are sure fancy for buttercups. Why ARE buttercups all over social media?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:22 PM, Apr 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@djelibeybi_meg I just *bet* there’s a whole slew of jigsaw argot. You’re probably looking for a “three-nutted left hand squirrel” or something.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to djelibeybi_meg from Bristol, England

djelibeybi_meg Calling all jigsaw nerds: are there words for the blobs and holes on the pieces? I’d like to be able to describe the piece with a blob on the north, east, and, south of a piece, (with a hole on the west side) for the bit I need.

via Twitterrific for iOS (retweeted on 8:18 PM, Apr 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

I had no idea what a was until a month ago, and now ranunculi seem to be all over social media. Is it the Baader–Meinhof effect, or a stealth marketing campaign by Big Flowerpic.twitter.com/qEi7i8hi6g6g

via Twitter for iPhone

@darth_na @danbarker It’s going to be one of those films where you walk out entertained but five minutes later think, “But hang on. Why would a beehive even *have* a “blow” setting?”

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to darth_na from Bristol, England

@danbarker @CarolForden I’m glad about that, because my first thought was an indoor cockroach farm.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to danbarker from Bristol, England

I do love the fine, fine randomness of a Big Clive video. youtu.be/bnFkCZCsikU

via Twitter Web Client

“Hello, Star Fleet technical support? Yes, I see. And have you tried turning the hostile super-intelligent artificial intelligence off and on again? Yes, I’ll stay on the line…”

via Twitter for iPhone from Bristol, England

Oof. Hope everyone’s okay. At least the car didn’t manage to convert the Merchants into a drive-through this time. twitter.com/preacher66/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone from Bristol, England

innesmck JUST LEARNED THERE ARE 16 OUNCES IN A POUND AND I AM FUCKING LIVID

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:37 PM, Apr 7th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

Traffic’s a little unhappy in Hotwells because of this. Whichever way you’re going, if you’re driving you might want to avoid if you can. Lots of ambulances on site :( twitter.com/FirstBSA/statu…

via Twitter Web Client

@garydunion I wonder if they could arrange a *very* limited recrudescence.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to garydunion from Bristol, England

“Alexa, make me cringe so hard I fit my entire arm in my mouth.” “Tuning in to Radio 4 for Alistair welcoming Jakob.”

via Twitter for iPhone from Bristol, England

“I bet there are plenty of things he wants to get off his chest.” Yeah, that tattoo, for one.

via Twitter Web Client

@TJLK @holly This. Reddit appears to have some lovely communities, but it’s a bit like discovering a nice pub and only later finding out that they host the monthly local neo-Nazi meeting.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TJLK from Bristol, England

@hayles Amen. I never felt so lardy and un-catered-for as when I was buying jogging gear, even at my “thinnest”.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hayles from Bristol, England