Matt Gibson (@gothick)

Hotwells, Bristol

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @gothick ever

April 18th, 2019

@CharlieVivante Oh yeah. Those kids are cool. Structural colouring makes everything sexier.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CharlieVivante

midsomerplots A celebrated cellist is found poisoned with a local variety of toadstool. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Market’s beautiful, but mentally unstable girl, angry that inconsistencies in W E Johns’ Biggles books might threaten the high street streetscape.

via Midsomer Murder Plot Generator (retweeted on 8:09 PM, Apr 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@CharlieVivante I’ve no idea, but do remember that everything tastes fine fried up in butter and garlic.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CharlieVivante

qikipedia In 2005, a man in Florida registered BenedictXVI.com just before Cardinal Ratzinger chose his papal name. He said he’d hand it over to the Vatican for ‘a mitre and complete absolution, no questions asked, for the third week of March 1987’.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:05 PM, Apr 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

mattsgorman Breaking: The Mueller Report CD-ROM will also contain 12 free hours of America Online

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:28 PM, Apr 18th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

charleskriel An incredibly unwelcome entry to the UK today, as I was informed my 15 week old London born baby does not have the right to reside in the UK despite a Norwegian mother and father with Indefinite Leave. That’s not what anyone should expect when returning home.

via Buffer (retweeted on 6:25 PM, Apr 18th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@chadrsmalley @danbenjamin Let’s just lean into it and call them Cyber Radiogram Programs.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to chadrsmalley from Bristol

@quizlet I think your welcome emails might be malfunctioning! pic.twitter.com/FckawIyflx

via Tweetbot for Mac

@WTF4Law I assume the vast majority of criminals just kick doors in or use angle grinders and bolt-cutters. Lock picking seems to be mostly a middle-class sport these days.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WTF4Law

@jennifermjones See also: granular privacy controls and LiveJournal.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to jennifermjones from Bristol

jayrosen_nyu A sentence about Facebook and news that I want you to read and ponder. “Supporting high-quality outlets would inevitably make it look like the platform was supporting liberals, which could lead to trouble in Washington, a town run mainly by conservatives.” wired.com/story/facebook…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:38 AM, Apr 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

QasimRashid If you need a reason to smile then remember that someone built a water slide for ducklings & they are totally here for it😃 pic.twitter.com/k6GKiT3IGU

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:55 AM, Apr 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)