tomkatsumi This thread is astounding, the Austen of the modern era. twitter.com/thisstuartlaws…

davidottewell So having analysed the names of 20,000-odd councillors I was going to do a map showing the most common local politicians’ names in different places. Only problem is you end up with A GREAT BIG MAP OF JOHN pic.twitter.com/dbFoZUpAXG
@ChristinaMcMc Well, he has the depth, elegance and IQ of an Asda pizza, so perhaps it was an honest mistake.
@OpinionatedGeek I have a vague impression that in the Red Dwarf books it was Kryten’s crew’s original mission to detonate a pattern of supernovae that spelled “COKE ADDS LIFE”…

@KatieWhyatt @DawnHFoster You must have somehow missed his original fax. pic.twitter.com/2Z5pBATQWI
@dangusset Ah, the beauty of a pie-gone era.
@holly Also: No, your video on how to successfully drill holes in tiles does not, in fact, need death metal accompaniment or special effects.

BBCArchive #OnThisDay 1986: Top Gear checked out futuristic car navigation technology that harnessed the awesome power of CDs. pic.twitter.com/HnOWTD5qk1
It’s amazing that the internet’s allowed so many people to become experts in such varied fields. Thanks, Al Gore, for your grand invention. twitter.com/drjanaway/stat…
@mcclure111 @ami_angelwings Yah. I’d go with Life on Mars and Breaking Bad.
rolanddreier I guess the best thing about that Ian McEwan quote in the @guardian is that Iain Banks savagely dunked on it in the @guardian eight years ago.
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@simonindelicate And it’s lovely of the internet to let them crowbar their opinions into our conversations all year round, and not just at Christmas.
@AthanSpod Thanks!