Yes. This is the longest run of not-duff episodes for quite some time. Sad he seems to be leaving just as the serie..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nR
tomscott NOT NOW NORTH KOREA IT’S EUROVISION twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
C_J_Fox Anyone who thinks artificial intelligence is about to take over the world hasn’t seen how many Pantene adverts I get on YouTube #slaphead
I am not watching Eurovision, but according to Twitter Croatia have already won it.
tweediatrics “YOU MUST PAY $300 IN BITCOIN”
Mate, this is the NHS. We use pagers and faxes. I don’t think you’re getting any bitcoin.
#NHSCyberAttack
@AthanSpod Yes, I like DPD. Had one of those yesterday.
underthenettle My friend’s about to name a pair of chickens Hen Solo and Princess Layer.

Before and after. It was an easy build, but these things always take longer than I think they will. pic.twitter.com/FnjHRgzJk9
Always a tad surprised when it turns out a courier can’t narrow down a delivery further than “today”.
@Bristolvor It is indeed.

dangusset .@WiperAndTrue What new fuckery is this? The tap was not a broken technology, Dyson. cc @AdjectiveNounNo pic.twitter.com/VdicUG8eaG
‘Accidental hero’ finds kill switch to stop spread of ransomware cyber-attack theguardian.com/technology/201…
@johnfbraun I had a tube of those isotonic/electrolyte/whatever pills lying around in my running gear. Figured it couldn’t hurt!