@RedQueenCoder You can have an entire career that uses less than 10% of a single API.
@hotdogsladies @tapbot_paul Is that the US word for “perineum”?
@KateWritesStuff @Gary_Bainbridge And the present tense of “ran” is “ran”. #seealsobristolian
@UnburntWitch See also: humans.

202/365 Noted (Thanks to hand model @talkie_tim!) threesixfive.gothick.org.uk/2017/05/11/not… pic.twitter.com/2lyUEalz9U
(Also, sober me left a pint of water and a rehydration tablet ready in the kitchen. Drunk me is grateful.)
@mjh53 I seem to remember you also have glazing more advanced than Georgian sash windows and central heating that s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…f1
W00t! Was just walking home from Bedminster and spotted a @YoBikeUK. Signed up right there and now I’m home in Hotwells. Ace.

The oncoming storm. Or perhaps just the oncoming drizzle. #igersbristol ift.tt/2qYERvK pic.twitter.com/Luwyx7U1EX
matthaig1 Whenever I worry about reader reviews I always remember Shakespeare’s average star rating on Goodreads is only a 3.8.
BBCRadio4 Perfect if you’ve got a spare eight hours. bbc.in/2q6LryZ
@gte @jckarter @owensd …yes, this has been catching people out since forever. Think I first had it explained to me in 1991!
@gte @jckarter @owensd IIRC it gets you significant speed increases on big operations when it’s unlikely that anyon..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…BT
gte Pretty sure this wasn’t anyone’s idea of a new economy. twitter.com/englishrussia1…
“Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!” twitter.com/SpecHorizons/s…
Pinboard A GIF for our times: i.redd.it/h6mmntxppqwy.g…

*Turns heating back on* #spring pic.twitter.com/g6y92TVbgI

Pretty sure he’s not actually that cuddly, Google. pic.twitter.com/X27DXzVJtW
drewm Not many people appreciate a roman numeral joke, but I is one. twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/…
@chubbybannister Stay away. I sound more handsome when I’m coming down with a cold.
See? This is what happens if you go around privatising rail transport. twitter.com/wyp_rpu/status…
If this weather would make its mind up, I’d know whether to make cold-brew coffee for tomorrow or not.