
Mirror, mirror..pic.twitter.com/tBbjjnRWVtVt
@corylus @riverstation_ My fave :D
@UrsulaWJ Yes, and I never saw any personally, luckily. Just heard once or twice about unpleasant discoveries on the first morning run.
@IBMSecurity “Could”-based identity? Maybe you should deploy your ads less rapidly.
@UrsulaWJ …I know that there were always some that just didn’t make the news.
@UrsulaWJ I think there are more being reported in the news. No idea if there are actually more. Having been a ferry commuter for a while…
@simonindelicate There’s a lot of it about.
@cactusjackter @rubberbanddoll Double yellow lines apply to the pavement too, already. gov.uk/guidance/the-h…
@ahnlak You’ve been to my flat, right? *You* could reach the ceiling without a stick.
Some days, the only thing that makes me happy is my telescopic back scratcher. #smallpleasures..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…oy
I think Twitter advertisers have got the wrong end of the stick. I’d be much more likely swayed by, say, “Go on, bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…m0

Oh, go on then. I did at least enjoy ignoring the polling agent outside. pic.twitter.com/niL2iDmy8z
@saltwateritch SIGH.
S’pose I should go and bleedin’ vote, then. Sigh.
@extractcoffee Bastards. Now I want a brandy snap.
Trump_ton Her Majesty was not amused at the Rev. May’s choice of vehicle for her visit to the palace
#BuckinghamPalace..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…cL

Temporary resting place. pic.twitter.com/KWYZUzowH5
@psidnell I wonder if it’ll make the news if all eight voters scrawl the same obscene message across their ballot paper?
@rbrwr *Looks out of window, expecting to see the tail-end of the queue* *Is terribly disappointed*
@_pigeons_ Ah, that would be Paco. Ta! Certainly looks worth a try from the website pacotapas.co.uk @Spanglor
Christ. Metro Mayor polling day.
@PXandTarts @shezza_t @Spanglor Ah! Yes, that’s the one I was trying to remember. Thanks!