May 21st, 2017

@RedQueenCoder Huh. I never thought of putting rice in it.

11:23 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to RedQueenCoder

@frozenreeds @Andr6wMale Assange As A Service. Could catch on. pic.twitter.com/lF75mLlsuy

10:57 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to frozenreeds

@ChloeLeePhoto I didn’t. Until you said that. Damn.

9:32 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ChloeLeePhoto

@shezza_t Yur. Definitely going to be doing a few things that can’t be seen first!

9:29 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to shezza_t

@shezza_t Oooh! But you’ve just made me think I might be able to fix the wobbly table in the bathroom.

9:01 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to shezza_t

@shezza_t I don’t really have a job in mind but I’ve been meaning to play with some for years.

9:00 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to shezza_t

@deacongusset I have my suspicions about Gyles Brandreth, but I can’t prove anything at the moment.

8:20 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to deacongusset

@OpinionatedGeek Could you trace yours to Stack Overflow? I have got an answer up on SO for that specific error.

8:10 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to OpinionatedGeek

@OvercastFM Oh! I wondered what was doing that. How on earth did you manage to crash Springboard!?

4:59 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to OvercastFM

@emmachampion6 …as it is now I just phone John Lewis up and they send a man round.

3:59 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to emmachampion6

@emmachampion6 No. If this had happened in my twenties I’d have been forced to go to a launderette and of course me..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…P5

3:59 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to emmachampion6

@jukesie Can’t see that view without expecting Airwolf to emerge from her secret lair.

3:57 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to jukesie

@emmachampion6 *Sensible five*

3:53 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to emmachampion6

@ahnlak @Kavey I have a feeling it’ll end up being THE DECADE WHOSE NAME SHALL NEVER BE SPOKEN.

1:50 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client in reply to ahnlak

@waiyeehong Maybe I’ll just have a salt and pepper salad.

1:18 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to waiyeehong

@waiyeehong Same here. If all this person’s friends probably have Medjool dates lying around, we move in very different circles.

1:17 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to waiyeehong

@BabsBat Oh. Well, that’s scuppered *my* plans.

1:14 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BabsBat

@Kavey I’d wait and see if there’s a society to look back on it before we give it a nostalgic name.

1:13 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Kavey

@chubbybannister Poor everyone listening. *cringe*

10:33 AM, May 21st, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to chubbybannister