@Kavey It were lush. And foraged wild garlic, too. *Engages Smug Mode*
Back to basics. ift.tt/2qJtftt pic.twitter.com/DtSCQvlqDZ
Also: “restaurateur” does not have an “n” in it and I may be too grumpy to listen to other humans tonight.
Just tried Murder in Successville. It appears to be the opposite of my cup of tea.
@stevenchapple Always loved those lights. Remind me of the Martian machine’s eyes in 1953 War of the Worlds. pic.twitter.com/OEmWFM6exB
Et voila. pic.twitter.com/p09ByYLRM6
Humble beginnings. pic.twitter.com/T96CaXZsFR
Ah, okay. Not just just me, then. earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/… pic.twitter.com/YRZxdQw98R
Is it really that windy in Bristol today, or is next door’s scaffolding just whistling and rattling in a mild breeze?
Gizmodo North Korea thinks the CIA hired a lumberjack to assassinate Kim Jong Un with nano weapons gizmo.do/esVISB0 pic.twitter.com/zfe8oS33Qx
@Gizmodo It looks like the murder weapon was a…
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I can see right through you. ift.tt/2p4rBpe pic.twitter.com/vviLUT5Ejz
Awww. I agree, but still. Let’s have a moment of nostalgia for interacting with Twitter through the good ol’ SMS in..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…e5
@EffBeeee Try to figure out why, first off. But sadly I think most things that can be wrong with sofa comfort lead..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…eV
angelbelsey Prince Philip just avoided having to meet Donald Trump by retiring fb.me/30SZA9bHl
@ahnlak I do think it might’ve been higher if they’d put an extra entry on the form for “Oh, please do FUCK RIGHT OFF.”
…I live a single minute’s walk from the polling station and work from home, but it was still hard to summon the energy.
<30% turnout in the West of England mayoral election. Well…
It’s refreshing to see someone say their longevity is down to luck. twitter.com/BBCRadio4/stat…