@IanMartin No, but you just forced me to spend ten minutes tracking this down via remembering the specific K-Tel album I used to play it on in the 1980s! youtube.com/watch?v=gjjuY5…

Evening Tones, Port Isaac #cornwall pic.twitter.com/0uM2ytU9F0

Onward, Boscastle #cornwall pic.twitter.com/LW2V6Z38nA

Port Gaverne Greys #cornwall pic.twitter.com/6g723wH24J
jxxf Optimist: The glass is ½ full.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.
@HackedOffHugh Christ, yes. Had to use some of these in Cornwall last week. “Let’s make something completely perfect for a long queue of tourists of varying native languages. Something *really* easy to understand and use…”