
mollybackes Depression commercials always talk about sadness but they never mention that sneaky symptom that everyone with depression knows all too well: the Impossible Task. pic.twitter.com/lPix73WO2d

I always appreciate a barberpun. pic.twitter.com/2I4zoKLLNx

New lamp mirror selfie. pic.twitter.com/Ch85llCpAn
mrchrisaddison Right. Can all these fuckers with their contrary fucking food revelations please get in a big room and fucking figure out who’s right and shut the fuck up until they’re sure. twitter.com/thetimes/statu…
jsmooth995 The code for the bathroom at this Starbucks is 90210 which the young barista passed on matter-of-factly as “nine zero two one zero” causing me to crumble into infinity dust