adamrowecomedy I’m starting a company called Hangover Taxis to rival Uber. It’s 10x the price of Uber, but you get a 20 box of nuggets, an orange lucozade and the driver isn’t allowed to talk.

The mind boggles. instagram.com/p/BnoLYzxBT4s/…
The key learning point from this story for me is that there’s a place specialising in meals on toast in Bedminster. *stomach rumbles* The biggest crime I can see here is the wallpaper, though… bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-n…
Oh, DPD, still promising to-the-minute one-hour delivery windows. I wonder which week my parcel will actually arrive?
I’m starting to wish that websites respected my desire to fucking read them without clicking legal shit more than they respected my privacy. Is that the plan, maybe?
@hayles Happy birthday from the future!