ememess I’m glad your friends are your friends and not mine, so I don’t have to deal with them.
By 30, you should have conquered all space/time using only half an organic tomato and a ten-thousand strong army of attack squirrels, all of which — for convenience — you have named “Gavin”twitter.com/SteveOnSpeed/s…tX

ImogenWK obviously when you see the words “cursed fridge” you have to go over and read on, and i am so glad i did. what the fuck is going on here pic.twitter.com/zjlRYySzgm