@Knight_cider DAMN YOUR ADVANCED ALIEN CIVILISATION

JakeRudh “It’s really easy to slide into a depression fueled by the pointlessness of existence.”
A reminder from Robert Smith that Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/d7VufJJXlQ
The connected future hasn’t arrived until I can ask Alexa if it’s bin day.
mrjimBob Shetland o’clock.
@mrjimBob Oooooh! Good reminder. Ta!
helenrclarkson There is a drunk woman on the tube throwing After Eights at everyone and, in the most British way possible, everyone is pretending they aren’t being hit on the head by tiny chocolatey squares (which hurts by the way) and not looking at anyone else in the eye.
@OldRoberts953 @MakingBlakes7 She didn’t sound it, but “Meegat” feels like it must be a Scottish name…
@Bingo_Little It went surprisingly well this year. Probably helped by the electric whisk.