Ihnatko Can’t believe all the people scrambling to buy flowers or make restaurant reservations today. I planned WAY ahead for Valentine’s Day: I developed an impenetrably obnoxious personality that precludes any meaningful relationships. Like, DECADES ago.
@marcoarment @gak_pdx Does it get warm on the bottom? They look just like the rings you get if you put a hot mug down on a French-polished table.
@Knight_cider DAMN YOUR ADVANCED ALIEN CIVILISATION

JakeRudh “It’s really easy to slide into a depression fueled by the pointlessness of existence.”
A reminder from Robert Smith that Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/d7VufJJXlQ