@hayles Fuck. Just got disconnected and put through to another one, and that one’s asking how my weekend is going, too. *Declares war on chat*
Actually, support chat agent, I would rather you just fixed my problem than ask me how my weekend is going. It’s gone eight on a Saturday evening and I’m in a text chat with Microsoft. How do you *think* my weekend is going?

Back from set-up and playing really very nicely now. ift.tt/2JeBgPD pic.twitter.com/3ryZyNaqWt
ASPolice Motorists are advised that The Portway in Bristol is currently closed while emergency services respond to reports someone has fallen from the Clifton Suspension Bridge/Gorge area. We’ll update you when we can but in the meantime please be patient and use alternative routes.
Oh. The police have closed the Portway. That would explain the traffic. #bristol

fiona_lang Photographers with wings - this must have been such a wonder at the time! Like glimpsing through the eyes of angels >
“The Turn-of-the-Century Pigeons That Photographed Earth from Above” newyorker.com/culture/photo-… pic.twitter.com/XS1UQm0r7G