Your quest is to transfer an application from one Google Play account to another. You are in a maze of twisty console pages, all looking alike.
You have been eaten by a grue.

Hello, Peter! 🐰#changechecker pic.twitter.com/Xh5xlmlDBF
@mippy There’s a clear dividing line between people who have established an identity and personality—with a real name or not—and people who joined Twitter last week with the name TRUMPBREXITAN9293748 who do nothing but retweet and hate-reply. “Anonymous” is a scattergun epithet 🙁