@tomkatsumi “Computing. This time it’s PERSONAL.”
@boagworld CUT TO: An error message telling you your UK phone number is in an invalid format.
@tomkatsumi GIF: The AI’s raincoat falls open, revealing two Clippys, one standing on the other’s shoulders.
@meemalee Hell yeah. The giant Twiglet was my favourite.
dangusset Hipster pizza places:
1. You do not need to say you use Fior Di Latte, just saying mozzarella is fine.
2. You do not need to feed your menu through a dirty photocopier 20 times before scanning it to stick an image of it online.
@dangusset “And for the finishing touch, we asked local mechanic Jupiter Peabody to restore an Italian-made 1950s Ditto machine to add an authentic feel to our website…”
@_pigeons_ You should be so lucky. My guess is they’ll skip the wine bar and jump straight to “hipster beard salon and oxygen boutique.”
ME: I’d quite like brighter bulbs.
PHILIPS HUE: Strip lights!
ME: Brighter light bulbs?
HUE: £500 ceiling light!
ME: Brighter bulbs?
HUE: Outdoor pedestal light!
ME: Brighter bul—
HUE: Smart plug!
ME: Bright—
HUE: BLUETOOTH!