February 10th, 2020

brockway_llc I’ve just lost my job at Cracked. Thread for the full story, but short version: I need your help. I’ve launched a Patreon here: bit.ly/31IVdsj And I have a new book up for pre-order RIGHT NOW: amzn.to/2Hdqev6 It releases next week. No delayed gratification here.

5:30 PM, Feb 10th, 2020 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:37 PM, Feb 10th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

driscolltheque Okay, so a really bizarre thing happened today. I was in the (amazing vegan co-op) Bonnington Cafe in Vauxhall with my brother.

He goes for a piss and comes back with an odd look on his face.

‘I think you should go to the toilet.’

I don’t really need to go, but whatever…

9:22 PM, Feb 8th, 2020 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:05 AM, Feb 10th, 2020 via Twitter for iPhone)