wpduk @patchyclouds We apologise for the disruption, there is a powercut in the Bedminster area which we hope to fully restore by 01:00, Rod.
@talkie_tim @SpikyZebra @WTF4Photography Of course, over *here* that only happens during the All-England Croquet finals.
@talkie_tim @SpikyZebra @WTF4Photography …there’s not some kind of sporting event on, is there? Which just had half-time?
@talkie_tim @SpikyZebra @WTF4Photography It’s almost as if the grid was overloaded by kettles being turned on simultaneously…
@talkie_tim @SpikyZebra @WTF4Photography Got a definite dip in the lights a few minutes ago, but still hot here.
@vowe Well, it’s the new Microsoft version, isn’t it? Surely you wouldn’t expect a smooth ride? :)
robwhisman i am going to start personally declining every facebook game invite i get pic.twitter.com/EAwIc6sRvH
elonmusk Regarding Tesla patents teslamotors.com/blog/all-our-p…
BoingBoing Vermeer’s paintings might be 350 year-old color photographs. boingboing.net/2014/06/10/ver… pic.twitter.com/dcTpgfamAx
@OpinionatedGeek Top of the CV, at the very least.
@talkie_tim @WTF4Photography @stillawake @doeeyedlettuce Nobody look down.
@NickBoulton They’re back, but you might need to refresh your DNS: blog.feedly.com/2014/06/11/den…
@doeeyedlettuce Hey! I’m the height of sophistication, too, then! *basks in own radiance*
@doeeyedlettuce I found out what twerking is a while back. What’s a lorde?
@parsingphase Step 1: Drive up to insurance company head office. Step 2: Aim through window. Step 3: Raise eyebrow and cough politely.
Bill Murray’s looking more and more like Yoda these days. I think it suits him.
@AthanSpod Ah. Similar to the UKIP freepost proposal, though: the can effectively just turn off the Freepost address if it’s being abused.
@cybermango See also: Cashpoints. OKAY SO YOU CAN TOP YOUR PHONE UP BUT THIS GUY SEEMS TO BE BOOKING A THREE-LEG FLIGHT TO GUADALAJARA GAH.
@Lillput *considers moving*
Why the feck did my postman just deliver me a copy of the Sun?
@betty_watson Hospitals and airports have a lot in common. For starters, they’re mostly indistinguishable from half-finished building sites.
@Bristol52 @guriben Might explain disparity between bus company managers and passengers: all buses are on time until you board. #heisenbus
Email marketers might like to consider a large, alternative niche market right now: people who don’t care about football.
alexvans I hope @Boathouseman & @NPGLondon have seen this, courtesy of @PrivateEyeNews twitter.com/budgie/status/… pic.twitter.com/hDobu6VsXK