@emmachampion6 I really should buy my own cat, just so that doesn’t happen.
@JFryatt92 Nope, sorry!
That thing where you drag out a laptop you’ve not used for a month and spend two days cycling through Windows Updates, reboots and sighing.
@chubbybannister I’m going to watch Shetland on Netflix while I do the ironing. #soexcite
randombrexit Bar Of Imperial Leather Brexit

NetflixUK Pumpkin spice lattes, Hawkins style. @Stranger_Things 2, coming 27th October. pic.twitter.com/iYV7JSlKOG
@emmachampion6 Depends. Can you be annoying chirpy?
Listening to Mozart while doing the Times cryptic. I’m one old Jag and a murder away from being a TV detective.
@chubbybannister I have changed the sheets, but the old ones are still in the queue for the wash. We can exchange m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vn
aedison DATING SOMEONE NEW
PROS: you get to see the very best parts of yourself through their experience of being infatuate..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5E
@BristolBites @TFSundayMarket *Sets off for North Street*
Enjoying the fleeting moment of serenity that arrives after tidying the flat while The Archers is on ;)..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…l9