danbenjamin To: Every single company on the internet
From: me
Subject: please stop emailing me that your terms of service have changed
@danbenjamin Yes. I also wish they’d be significantly more private about their privacy policy.
@theindelicates Awwwwwwwww! Thank you for the unexpected Christmas bonus! x
There will now be an indulgent Christmas mid-afternoon snack of cheese on toast, tea, and Columbo (_Suitable for Framing_, S01E04, thanks for asking 😅)

Shadow selfie pic.twitter.com/1gRKO3IsOR

Mudsun pic.twitter.com/jOdQ2P9Yb3

Here we see the lesser-spotted @_pigeons_ in its natural environment: on the wrong side of a WARNING sign. pic.twitter.com/FuUp4LoMki
@Bristolvor @Chris_CPH Next year, take a dog.

Morning all. pic.twitter.com/GCHfopjvnc
rhodri Hey! Where are you all sleeping tonight? Anywhere good? Bad? Indifferent? 1/5