jelenawoehr You can tell there aren’t enough women fantasy authors because there’s an epic series where the fate of the world turns on getting rid of a ring, but not one where the world will end unless the protagonist can untangle this fucking necklace.
@Dru_Marland @iamtheshunt1 Getting terrifying flashbacks from some of the pictures I’m finding. pic.twitter.com/35tB10a6ZF
@Dru_Marland @iamtheshunt1 I also remember chocolate cigars wrapped in waxy but allegedly edible brown paper, I think. I remember not liking them much but eating them anyway.
@Dru_Marland Immediate flashback to being a kid watching Through the Round Window on Play School and finding out that the red ends of candy cigarettes where put on by a bored woman wielding a giant paint brush :D
maybeavalon The buses in every provincial British town have a stupid unguessable name for a local day ticket and if you just ask for a return to wherever you’re going the driver looks at you like you’re confessing to murder
@westrowhendo @maybeavalon Or, indeed, any maps on the website, often. Trying to plan a bus journey in Cornwall last night and you’ve just got to *know* that Blankelfurdoom Ploop is between Dobney Crack and Slome. Only an *idiot* would be looking at the timetable in the Yormal Gibber direction.
nailheadparty maybe Netflix is losing money because it was sold to us as a replacement for Blockbuster, but really it’s the equivalent of going to Blockbuster and they don’t actually have any movies to rent, but you can watch the Blockbuster staff acting in a play they’ve written if you like
Glassworks18 I see the cats have elected a new Pope. pic.twitter.com/iHCie6uTSv